Alien idea

[loquere]

Guy wakes up in a random bed, with a non human woman.

-Confusion ensues

-After this I don't know

 

[MatthewVett]

Guy wakes up in a random bed, with a non human woman.

-Confusion ensues

-After this I don't know

He was abducted last night, and was an experiment in cross-breeding. (These aliens failed genetics and don't really understand biology well, apparently. They spent all their time researching physics.) He can't remember much of last night, so she has to describe it to him. I think it could be a good comedy...

 

[LadyVer]

He wakes up to her riding him. He doesn't care if she's an alien. She has hypnotic glowing green eye and a set of DDs which he latches onto. This causes her to go into a multi-orgasmic phase.


Just sayin.

 

[sunandshadow]

How about the alien woman got unexpectedly drunk/drugged from something she ate or drank that doesn't have that effect on earthlings. Her disguise was programmed to last a certain amount of time, but she passed out after sex and her coach turned into a pumpkin.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I hope her saucer wasn't in the air when it turned into a pumpkin with our poor hero inside!

 

[MatthewVett]

Just don't make any probe jokes. If Dave Foley was right, the only thing they've learned from this project is that one in six likes it.

I love Kids in the Hall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBhru5nLpGE

 

[loquere]

How about the alien woman got unexpectedly drunk/drugged from something she ate or drank that doesn't have that effect on earthlings. Her disguise was programmed to last a certain amount of time, but she passed out after sex and her coach turned into a pumpkin.

Goooood, the force is strong in this one.

 

[Carnevil9]

The aliens are distantly related to humans, since both descended from the same space-spores millions of years ago (I didn't make this up; they did it in Star Trek). But their numbers have dwindled as their technology soared, and now they find their small population hopelessly cross-bred and unhealthy.

They have the technology to reach earth, and have done tests to determine that their females can breed with human males. So they have abducted a number of specimens to help breath new life into their gene pool. They have selected their studs for various traits: an athlete, a scientist, a dancer, a chess whiz, and a video game geek.

Our story centers on how these disparate men come to grips with their new lot in life: do they like it? hate it? accept it? fight it?

 

[loquere]

The aliens are distantly related to humans, since both descended from the same space-spores millions of years ago (I didn't make this up; they did it in Star Trek). But their numbers have dwindled as their technology soared, and now they find their small population hopelessly cross-bred and unhealthy.

They have the technology to reach earth, and have done tests to determine that their females can breed with human males. So they have abducted a number of specimens to help breath new life into their gene pool. They have selected their studs for various traits: an athlete, a scientist, a dancer, a chess whiz, and a video game geek.

Our story centers on how these disparate men come to grips with their new lot in life: do they like it? hate it? accept it? fight it?

I like the first paragraph, he meets her in a bar, while she's in human form. They hook up and in her culture he does something that means there now married. She brings him back to her ship, he's drunk he thinks its a hotel room. She consummates and changes into alien form. the sex also starts to change him into an alien.