The ‘ePad’: A new tablet specifically for women?

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Apparently, tablets aren’t unisex and one company has taken care of that problem.

The ePad Femme, developed by Middle East–based Eurostar Group, is being advertised as “”world’s first tablet made exclusively for women,” according to Daily Dot.

What makes it so lady like? Well, it comes preloaded with a pink background, for starters. But also included are several apps that Eurostar Group thinks would be just perfect on a ladies-only tablet. There’s a yoga app, a shopping app, cooking app and of course a weight-loss app. It appears that other apps, male-centric or otherwise, can’t be uploaded.

That must have come form the Marketing Dept. Looks like there will be an opening soon.:D
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*facepalm*

*Headdesk*

Okay, now the obligatory enraged reactions have been taken care of-- I'm totally looking forward to reading the product reviews

Not many of these have been sold.
Read this bit:


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Personally I think it hasn't sold because, quite frankly, it sounds a little crap. If you want a pink tablet then get yourself a case. If you want apps, then download them! If you want a good tablet, there are many that are cheaper, and a whole lot better specified, than the ePad Femme.
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Or THIS ONE.

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Eurostar Group’s 8″ Android tablet comes with a simplified user interface based around very big and clear icons, ensuring the poor little dear can find what she needs and won’t accidentally press the wrong thing and end up lost and confused deep within the advanced Wi-Fi settings menu, where she may press the wrong thing and completely break it.

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I already have my Bic for her pens. I'm not sure I could take much more in the way of feminine electronic products.
 
It's always nice to be patronised. :rolleyes: But I'll stick with my sexy black Android 2.3, thank you. If you're not prepared to fiddle with settings, you have no business owning technology. ;)
 
*facepalm*

*Headdesk*

Okay, now the obligatory enraged reactions have been taken care of-- I'm totally looking forward to reading the product reviews

If I could tolerate popcorn, I'd be passing it around the room in anticipation of the reviews. You're right, Stella. The reviews were the best part of the Bic Pens for Her.

Has anyone else notice the glaring spelling error on one of those "apps?"

I'm sticking with my smartphone.
 
I already have my Bic for her pens. I'm not sure I could take much more in the way of feminine electronic products.

Maybe it just depends on the type of feminine electronic products. I do have a toy box which I occasionally add to. :devil:
 
Maybe it just depends on the type of feminine electronic products. I do have a toy box which I occasionally add to. :devil:

Even better, they don't have to be electronic and they're certainly less expensive than an e-pad!
 
"feminine electronic products" makes me think of a tampon for a fembot. :p
Or a radio bra. Or lipstick that lights up

Why is it that we understand "feminine product" (feminine is an adjective denoting a gender role) to mean "shove it up your twat?"
:p
 
Or a radio bra. Or lipstick that lights up

Why is it that we understand "feminine product" (feminine is an adjective denoting a gender role) to mean "shove it up your twat?"
:p

I suppose I could have said panty liner instead, but who the hell's ever heard of a robot that wears panties? :confused:
 
Or a radio bra. Or lipstick that lights up

Why is it that we understand "feminine product" (feminine is an adjective denoting a gender role) to mean "shove it up your twat?"
:p

Probably because broadcasters might baulk at it being said out loud - to the public?


It would be a very strange inventor /maker indeed.
A :rose: for the good little witch.
 
But . . . she's only got one leg . . . and if there was something to cover, where would it be? Which side? Left, right, front, back? Just too many questions . . . ach, me brain hurt . . . .

There's an app for that. We're going to load it onto this special blue ePad for boys.
 
There's an app for that. We're going to load it onto this special blue ePad for boys.

There's an app for everything. Eventually, "phone sex" will take on an entirely new meaning. There'll be divorce cases because of it. Just wait.
 
Apparently, tablets aren’t unisex and one company has taken care of that problem.

The ePad Femme, developed by Middle East–based Eurostar Group, is being advertised as “”world’s first tablet made exclusively for women,” according to Daily Dot.

And we all know that the Middle East is at the forefront of modern feminist thought. (I was going to say "cutting edge" but that seemed altogether too appropriate in another, unintended sense.)
 
And we all know that the Middle East is at the forefront of modern feminist thought. (I was going to say "cutting edge" but that seemed altogether too appropriate in another, unintended sense.)

Perhaps "bleeding edge" would be more appropriate?
 
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