Once more with feeling.

To mine own hand be true?

"It's up to you"
To my own hand be true?
"Well go for a wank then,
I might have one too"

So it ended in poetry. That has the same meter as 'Happy Birthday', by the way, in case you were wondering :rolleyes:.
 
"It's up to you"
To my own hand be true?
"Well go for a wank then,
I might have one too"

So it ended in poetry. That has the same meter as 'Happy Birthday', by the way, in case you were wondering :rolleyes:.


Hahahahah!!!!
 
I love you. I'd marry you just see you verbally destroy guys without ever lifting a finger. Poor troll never stood a chance. :( Maybe you're onto something with the mythological stories. Maybe he wants a troll to fuck him. I dunno, just guessing. *shrug*
 
I love you. I'd marry you just see you verbally destroy guys without ever lifting a finger. Poor troll never stood a chance. :( Maybe you're onto something with the mythological stories. Maybe he wants a troll to fuck him. I dunno, just guessing. *shrug*

I was going to say I would come to this thread even if there were no pictures simply because she's a sarcastic, witty bitch and I love it :D

The fact that she's super fucking hot is just an added bonus :devil:
 
I was going to say I would come to this thread even if there were no pictures simply because she's a sarcastic, witty bitch and I love it :D

The fact that she's super fucking hot is just an added bonus :devil:

Hah, my thoughts exactly. It wouldn't be any fun if she weren't a sarcastic, witty bitch. That's why she's so charming. :D
 
I love you. I'd marry you just see you verbally destroy guys without ever lifting a finger. Poor troll never stood a chance. :( Maybe you're onto something with the mythological stories. Maybe he wants a troll to fuck him. I dunno, just guessing. *shrug*
I've always had a lot of guy friends, and I've always wondered if it was because they were to worried about what I'd say if they weren't friends with me:rolleyes:. Woe betide the troll that chooses to return now I guess :D.
I was going to say I would come to this thread even if there were no pictures simply because she's a sarcastic, witty bitch and I love it :D

The fact that she's super fucking hot is just an added bonus :devil:

Hey SB, it's a nice surprise seeing you here :D, bitch is a word that definitely needs to be reclaimed by women...otherwise you just see douchebags like that using it as a word to describe women who intimidate them ;).
 
"Oh honey, it's ok, I'm going to be really gentle with you I promise."
I reply to your little threats and protests, I can tell by your responses that you're beginning to panic a little now, you're becoming more hostile, less calculated, but that's alright you never struck me as particularly intellectual and frankly it makes no difference considering what I have planned for you.
I look you in the eyes and brush my finger passively across your cheek, gentle but unnerving.
I cup your chin forcing you to look at me...unsurprisingly you spit at me and mutter some general insult under your breath.
I smirk, "Oh, this is going to be fun".
You're cleverer than I first anticipated, you've discovered that the only way to get my attention is to heckle me, there's no way a woman like me would pay attention to you otherwise, I wonder if this is the only way you ever get attention from women. I can see it, I could ignore it but instead I want to punish you for it, I want to make an example out of you.
Sweat drips down your face, I lap it up curling my tongue and savouring the taste of your fear, your heart racing. Something surges through me, something primal, I wonder if this is how a lion feels in the moments before it makes the killing leap.
Instinctively I reach down digging my nails into the flesh of your buttocks, not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough for you to know that I want to.
I turn you around and force you to bend over.
Panting, I see this is what you've wanted the whole time, you've been inviting it. The question dances through your mind "who is in controls she or I?", as if in reply my metaphorical cock enters you in a burning instant.

Smooth strokes at first, then I start to fuck your ego harder and harder until I begin to feel your body start to spasm, and you climax in a crescendo of nonsensical misogynism.

Spent and tired from my retort, I send you away.

All in all you were okay to fuck with,but not the best troll I've had.

Ha ha
You are so Awesome

Thank you, I love your wit
 
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