The doctor is in. Men or women if you need help just ask

[yourlovedoctor1]

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[shiny5437]

12 causes of clubbing?

 

[Eilan]

I have done everything you can think of sexually and am more than willing to help any person man or woman if they have a question.

Ooooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Is partial unbirthing safe for me if I've had an episiotomy and two tears during childbirth?

 

[imemkay]

Subscribed.

 

[BeachMomma]

Subscribed.

Ditto.

 

[Eilan]

I have another question. What's the best way to combine bestiality, vomit play, ginger, and candles?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[fgarvb1]

Can fucking while swing off a rope twenty foot above the water cause problems later in life? (I sure as hell thought it could then!)

The Humanity!

 

[Carnevil9]

What's the best way to get a fluorescent light tube out of your rectum? Need answer fast.

 

[Eilan]

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Geez. I bet you're not even a real doctor, either!

 

[southern_gal]

I have another question. What's the best way to combine bestiality, vomit play, ginger, and candles?

I'm asking for a friend.

Well that is a fine how do you do. I finally tell ONE person in the whole wide world about my fetish and POOF it shows up right on Lit. You pinky swore not to tell!!

 

[Eilan]

Well that is a fine how do you do. I finally tell ONE person in the whole wide world about my fetish and POOF it shows up right on Lit. You pinky swore not to tell!!

I had my toes crossed. . .

 

[southern_gal]

I had my toes crossed. . .

Dammit I always fall for that! I never look at the toes.

 

[southern_gal]

Subscribed.

Me too. I am getting worried however because the Dr closed his office. Will we get our money back? I had better get that Dr luv newsletter we were promised and the free 64 oz bottle of love potion with my subscription or I am not gonna be happy.

 

[fgarvb1]

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WHO the fuck was that?

Dude!

Do not ever go to the General Board, They will eat you alive!

( We ran someone off the HT Board...SOB!)

 

[Eilan]

I have done everything you can think of sexually

I feel like I have been lied to.

*cries*

 

[MsQuote]

What's the best way to get a fluorescent light tube out of your rectum? Need answer fast.

Have someone squeeze you hard enough so that you'll fart it out.

 

[Emerson40]

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Are you kidding me? The doctor is "out"?

This thread had epic potential.... It's like getting an email about concert ticket pre-sale the day after the pre-sale...


Bad form Dr. Loveless, bad form.



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[MsQuote]

Are you kidding me? The doctor is "out"?

This thread had epic potential.... It's like getting an email about concert ticket pre-sale the day after the pre-sale...


Bad form Dr. Loveless, bad form.

Who says we can't dispense our own advice? This has been a rather wise(ass) group of literotics so far.

 

[BeachMomma]

I have a question. I've always had a fantasy of fucking my brother in the ass with a wine bottle. He says he's not interested but I know it's a secret fantasy of his too. How do I get him to let me fuck him in the ass with a wine bottle?

 

[BeachMomma]

The base of course! Where's the challenge in doing him with the top? It'll be fun!

 

[Bramblethorn]

First we must establish one thing. Which end of the wine bottle?

You're making an assumption there. She might've meant sideways.

 

[BeachMomma]

You're making an assumption there. She might've meant sideways.

SIDEWAYS?!? I think I love you.

No, just hoping she wasn't quite that vile.

Ya know what I always say. It's only kinky the first time.

Now where's my brother?

 

[Bramblethorn]

No, just hoping she wasn't quite that vile.

Vile would be a Jeroboam.

SIDEWAYS?!? I think I love you.

That's what they all say.

Well, they don't say it, but I know they're thinking it.

 

[BeachMomma]

Vile would be a Jeroboam.



That's what they all say.

Well, they don't say it, but I know they're thinking it.

Maybe Dr. Love could help you with that problem too.

I'm willing to stand in line for anybody who's willing to take a wine bottle sideways and is confident enough in his sexuality to admit it.

You didn't say it, but I know you were thinking it.

 

[BeachMomma]

Well you'd best be standing in line with a big old bucket, because I'm sure the arse that's taken that has some major seepage issues.

Just another day at the office, dear. Hell, if he has a nurse fetish, I may skip to the front of the line. Then everybody else can deal with seepage.