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bg23 said:
If you need this in simpler terms I'm sure somebody will volunteer to do hand puppets.
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It's only a matter of time before vettecreepy comes into this thread and starts flirting with your new found tits.
 
the_kuntess said:
*offers neci a drink while we wait*

As far as pics go I'm curious how the whole orgy thang can be distilled into one pic that shows WQ's tat but keeps her playmates anonymous?
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I thought we'd get at least a few pics that would be easy to crop. Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be the case.
I had a play with a few pics yesterday, but by the time I cut out all the identifying bits, I'm left with shots that show pretty much nothing - this is a lot more difficult than I thought.

And just so you know, I showed Keira lit on Saturday. Before that, she was cool with the pics-with-no-faces idea.... after reading a few posts here, she decided against it.
Wonder why :rolleyes:
 
warrior queen said:
I thought we'd get at least a few pics that would be easy to crop. Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be the case.
I had a play with a few pics yesterday, but by the time I cut out all the identifying bits, I'm left with shots that show pretty much nothing - this is a lot more difficult than I thought.

And just so you know, I showed Keira lit on Saturday. Before that, she was cool with the pics-with-no-faces idea.... after reading a few posts here, she decided against it.
Wonder why :rolleyes:
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Post one of the pictures that shows pretty much nothing.
 
warrior queen said:
I thought we'd get at least a few pics that would be easy to crop. Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be the case.
I had a play with a few pics yesterday, but by the time I cut out all the identifying bits, I'm left with shots that show pretty much nothing - this is a lot more difficult than I thought.

And just so you know, I showed Keira lit on Saturday. Before that, she was cool with the pics-with-no-faces idea.... after reading a few posts here, she decided against it.
Wonder why :rolleyes:
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I called this.

I CALLED THIS.

http://media.tumblr.com/862d32a9d39af33a6f044c348e0af0b3/tumblr_inline_mi3do7aAV91qa6g1m.gif

Call me fucking Zoltar, beyotches! Where's mah fifty bucks? Pay up! :D
 
Can't you just blur their faces and tats instead of cropping? Would Keira go for that?
 
CHNOPS said:
Post one of the pictures that shows pretty much nothing.
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Right now I'm on my tablet, having my morning coffee, before heading back out to help with putting up the new shed.
If we finish today (unlikely), I will get on my laptop later and see what I can do. Otherwise, it will be tomorrow.

I am using a program called irfanview because it seemed the easiest, but I still can't figure out how to black out bits. I have so far worked out how to cut sections, but that leaves squares/rectangles of nothing in the pic.
Why don't they make a program with clear and precise instructions? Symbols and squiggles for the functions leave me confused :eek:
 
warrior queen said:
Right now I'm on my tablet, having my morning coffee, before heading back out to help with putting up the new shed.
If we finish today (unlikely), I will get on my laptop later and see what I can do. Otherwise, it will be tomorrow.

I am using a program called irfanview because it seemed the easiest, but I still can't figure out how to black out bits. I have so far worked out how to cut sections, but that leaves squares/rectangles of nothing in the pic.
Why don't they make a program with clear and precise instructions? Symbols and squiggles for the functions leave me confused :eek:
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Whatever that tablet cost you, it wasn't enough. It comes in handy in so many different situations!
 
warrior queen said:
I don't know how to do that.
I had a bit of a go with two different photo editing programs, but I keep fucking it up.
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Any editing program should have a blurry or distortion option. Come on, I really want to see!
 
Disgustipated said:
GIMP is the GNU Image Manipulation Program. It is a freely distributed piece of software for such tasks as photo retouching, image composition and image authoring. It works on many operating systems, in many languages. (more...)

Code: 
Painting

    Full suite of painting tools including Brush, Pencil, Airbrush, Clone, etc.
    Sub-pixel sampling for all paint tools for high quality anti-aliasing
    Extremely powerful gradient editor and blend tool
    Supports custom brushes and patterns
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What the fuck does half of that mean???
 
CHNOPS said:
Lit owes Zumi $50.
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Best pay up, too. I'm gon' get my Japanese joint on tonight. Think I ain't? :D

Aquagal said:
Can't you just blur their faces and tats instead of cropping? Would Keira go for that?
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CHNOPS said:
Give her a second, she has to fake-check with fake-Keira.
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See, this is the difference between men and women. Notice that Glen don't give a fuck about pictures because he got that free pussy from both of them and he gon' get it again in the future?

He probably hit that shit bareback, too. Nuttin' his curdy seed all up in them thar wombs then laying back like a pride lion. Lucky fucka.
 
warrior queen said:
What the fuck does half of that mean???
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It's in english, what is confusing? It's an image editing program, it's free, it does what you need.

Get on with faking an illness or death so that you can have your next attention seeking moment. You're running out of gags to pull that provide enough attention.
 
Time to go out to the shed. The boys are here to put up the walls and install the power.
My main job today is to keep the cows away - the paddock the shed backs onto is the only one with water atm, as we've had almost no rain, and cows are infuriatingly curious!
 
I'm just asking out of curiosity as I don't really care if you're full of shit; didn't you anticipate having the problem of posting your swinger pictures last week before before your friends showed?
 
warrior queen said:
Time to go out to the shed. The boys are here to put up the walls and install the power.
My main job today is to keep the cows away - the paddock the shed backs onto is the only one with water atm, as we've had almost no rain, and cows are infuriatingly curious!
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wofiCO961qa6g1m.gif

That's that. Here's the skinny on this magilla fail:

1) The shed needs to get done. We don't know how long that'll take.

2) Until the shed gets done, she won't have sufficient time to learn how to operate an image editing program on her tablet properly. When she does have time, we don't know how long that'll take.

3) When she finally learns how to operate the image editing program on her tablet properly, she has to sift through all her shots of the orgy again and find out which pics are suitable for editing. We don't know how long that'll take.

4) When she finally learns how to operate the image editing program on her tablet properly and has selected the best photos from the batch and edited all identifying tattoos and body marks out, she has to clear them with Keira, who apparently at this point in time is 99.999999999999999999998% against uploading them to Literotica in order for WQ to throw eggs on all our unbelieving faces and prove she's not a liar. Assuming she can even change Keira's mind about posting the very few chosen and meticulously edited shots, we don't know how long that'll take.

5) If she goes against Keira's wishes and posts them anyway, then Keira gets upset, trust is shattered, the Fellowship is broken and nobody gets anymore orgy pussy or cock. We don't know how long the next get-together bang-a-long is going to take.

Is it almost whiskey time yet? :D
 
Disgustipated said:
GIMP is the GNU Image Manipulation Program. It is a freely distributed piece of software for such tasks as photo retouching, image composition and image authoring. It works on many operating systems, in many languages. (more...)

Code: 
Painting

    Full suite of painting tools including Brush, Pencil, Airbrush, Clone, etc.
    Sub-pixel sampling for all paint tools for high quality anti-aliasing
    Extremely powerful gradient editor and blend tool
    Supports custom brushes and patterns
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I use GIMP in my Linux partition. It's kickass. I have a stolen version of Photoshop CS6 for windoze.
 
warrior queen said:
It surprises you that after having a browse on the gb, a person would decide against coming here?
Her comment was 'Why the hell would you want to subject yourself to such nasty people?'
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No, he correctly called you were going to renege on posting pics because your playmate(s) didn't want them shared on Lit.

At the moment this pic posting saga is not scoring your e-credibility any points.

It would have been better right from the get-go when you trumpeted you were posting pics that you added all the provisos like: if my friend in WA can edit the pics, if I'm not busy shed building and if I can master a simple photo editing program and if my playmates approve.
 
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