Let's talk sex....

[CHNOPS]

Might take me a while.
My computer has only the very basic programs on it.... I get stumped by simple updates to windows!
I'm a bit busy for the next few days (we're building a new shed), but I'll see what I can do.
Any tips on a really easy-to-use photo editing program? Bearing in mind that it took me 2 weeks to work out picsart on my phone

Use whichever one you used to crop your ass av and your tit-snake av.

Every photo software on the planet, even ones for toddlers, will let you drop a blob of color over a part of a picture.

It will not take a while.

Unless you want it to.

 

[warrior queen]

Use whichever one you used to crop your ass av and your tit-snake av.

Every photo software on the planet, even ones for toddlers, will let you drop a blob of color over a part of a picture.

It will not take a while.

Unless you want it to.

I email my pics to a friend in West Oz, who cuts, crops and resizes and then emails them back to me.
In this instance, I won't be able to do that.

Don't assume I know what I'm doing when it comes to pics...... it took me weeks to figure out how to resize pix on my phone so I could put a few up here occasionally (and even then it takes me a few goes because of the size restrictiins on lit!)

 

[lovetoread]

Use www.picmonkey.com to edit the pics.

 

[CHNOPS]

I email my pics to a friend in West Oz, who cuts, crops and resizes and then emails them back to me.
In this instance, I won't be able to do that.

Don't assume I know what I'm doing when it comes to pics...... it took me weeks to figure out how to resize pix on my phone so I could put a few up here occasionally (and even then it takes me a few goes because of the size restrictiins on lit!)

OK. You said you were "going through" pictures. What program/device were you using for that?

ETA: Nevermind. Use LTR's link. Easy peasy tasmanesy.

 

[bg23]

A step by step guide on how to blur out trashy tit tattoos.

Here is a trashy tit tattoo. Many people might find this awkward and embarrassing to have on the internets, although one wonders why you'd then get such awkward and embarrassing tats in the first place, if that's what you're trying to avoid.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/buttercup_pix/tatas2_zpse6804167.jpg

Step 1: Open Paint. http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii570/ayaanunique/paint_in_start_menu.png

Step 2: Click "Open" in paint. Find your image, select it.

Step 3: Pick a shape. Click "Solid color" from the fill options.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/buttercup_pix/1-2_zpsc3c2aa2c.png

Step 4: Blob out the picture.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/buttercup_pix/2-2_zpscc204f44.png

If you need this in simpler terms I'm sure somebody will volunteer to do hand puppets.

 

[lovetoread]

I really like my sexy bitch tats.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Use www.picmonkey.com to edit the pics.

Cool site. Thank you

 

[the_kuntess]

You sure you want to see orgy pics? I mean, this might be one of those times where you THINK you want to see them. Until you do.

True. I am probably more interested in whether or not pics actually eventuate

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Weak, WQ. Weak.


So can we see pics of the cars?

 

[KRCummings]

Wait, you mean to say that WQ is a lying sack of shit? No way!

 

[Bert Notorius]

 

[CHNOPS]

I hope you guys aren't suggesting that just because Warrior Queen forgot, when she mentioned posting pictures, that she didn't know how to post pictures, and then got way too busy building a shed to post them anyway, that her swingers orgy was somehow made up.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Wait, you mean to say that WQ is a lying sack of shit? No way!

yes way

 

[the_kuntess]

None of that is happening.

Nope! You are absolutely correct!

And when the pics get posted, I expect an apology!

One of you is right....but who?

 

[neci]

*waits*

 

[the_kuntess]

*offers neci a drink while we wait*

As far as pics go I'm curious how the whole orgy thang can be distilled into one pic that shows WQ's tat but keeps her playmates anonymous?

 

[neci]

*sips*

i'm just hoping for pussy shots.

 

[lovetoread]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7124ae2b4db5118d0d1c7b417d0e3c3/tumblr_mihs0vkNXh1rvp8byo1_500.jpg

 

[neci]

 

[knot_sweet]

*sips*

i'm just hoping for pussy shots.

There's a couple of kitteh pics in the "kill the meme" thread over in the BDSM cafe...

 

[KRCummings]

My man is giving me an early birthday present!
He's arranged for my girlfriend and her other half to come down to Tassie for the weekend!
They're arriving Friday, and are here till Monday

Big weekend coming up for me!

My galpal and her bf have been my playbuddies for a few years......
This will be the first time my man has been able to watch and enjoy

He could not have organised a better pressie

I may ask him to take pics.....

Nope! You are absolutely correct!

And when the pics get posted, I expect an apology!

And I am going to stick it right to you with pix, you sanctimonious bitch.

I was planning to put up more, but I will only put one up - and I'll make sure it's one with my so-called prison tatt.
And even then, most will say it's not me

Ok, here's the deal.
We took a few pics, but not as many as I would have liked.
Keira and Glen don't want any pics of them out in any internet forum. So I have to go through and find pics that don't show any identifiable parts of either of them. Not so easy, as both have multiple tattoos.

On the plus side - we all had a fabulous weekend
Drank far too much, had a lot of laughs, won some money at the races, and generally had a ball!

Might take me a while.
My computer has only the very basic programs on it.... I get stumped by simple updates to windows!
I'm a bit busy for the next few days (we're building a new shed), but I'll see what I can do.
Any tips on a really easy-to-use photo editing program? Bearing in mind that it took me 2 weeks to work out picsart on my phone

I email my pics to a friend in West Oz, who cuts, crops and resizes and then emails them back to me.
In this instance, I won't be able to do that.

Don't assume I know what I'm doing when it comes to pics...... it took me weeks to figure out how to resize pix on my phone so I could put a few up here occasionally (and even then it takes me a few goes because of the size restrictiins on lit!)

It's very interesting to watch her fall apart.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's very interesting to watch her fall apart.

That's a great breakdown.

From threat of instant pictorial comeuppance to a slow process of selecting just the right shots from a Vogue fashion shoot-dense portfolio to a waiting period of two weeks or greater while she re-educates herself on the basics of cropping and uploading photos to the internet from a camera to a computer she's been using on a daily basis since jump street.

Stalling excuses pretty much ran the gamut. Her only options to save face or suffer a VBM perma-fail now are 1) a home computer breakdown, forcing her to internet for the foreseeable future through a basic net-accessible smartphone that isn't sophisticated enough for uploading, or 2) Keira and Glen suddenly won't feel comfortable with sharing ANY photo evidence of their escapades even with strategic selection and cropping of them out, and so, she has to respect their wishes.

I got fifty on #2.

 

[the_kuntess]

#2 will not swing it for me.

Promising to put up pics without first checking it out with her guests is bizarre - who would do that?

 

[KyleW]

I'm sure pics are coming. She just had to mail hard copies to someone in the UK who will scan them, and then edit out any identifying parts. He/she/robot will then mail hard copies back, and WQ will spend a week looking for a place that will scan pictures for her. Two weeks after that there will be a crisis and the cops will tell her she has a day to live and poof she's gone. But don't worry, her "sister" will be online to update us. And then one day her man will start posting as a regular.

 

[warriorqns_man]

I just stopped by the lying maniac's house to pick up my headphones, which her snotty son stole from me. I thought you people at Literotica would like to know that she has two pictures of old tattooed people taped to the screen on her monitor. Facing in.