Unusual professions

[John Doe]

Oh, she should be a taxidermist.

Only if it's a bestiality/snuff story.

 

[colddiesel]

someone didn't read when I said No not a prostitute.

And someone else didn't pay attention in English class when she was told what two negatives made.

 

[oggbashan]

Mortician, or make-up artist for the funeral parlor.

Civil Engineer.

Railway locomotive driver, fork lift truck driver, crane driver, pile driver operator...

 

[Porkwarrior]

Snake wrangler/saliva milker
Search & Rescue Tech
Former infantry officer turned cop
Greenhouse owner/pine tree planter
Former pageant winner now a commercial fisherman
Barista that started making her own shoes & hired by a large upscale chain
Divorced mom & housewife that makes a living as a phone sex operator (safe hooker option?)
Ex-model now a union organizer

 

[RobDownSouth]

Certified platypus trainer

There's a pet boarding kennel on my way to work that has a sign out front "We now have Certified Dog Whisperers!"

I guess you can get certified in anything these days.

 

[sircumvent]

Real Estate Agent

 

[oggbashan]

There's a pet boarding kennel on my way to work that has a sign out front "We now have Certified Dog Whisperers!"

I guess you can get certified in anything these days.

Certified in British English usually means committed to a Mental Health Institution for your own or the public's safety. "Certified Dog Whisperers" would not inspire confidence.

We use "Qualified" for those who have certificates, or "Licensed" if a licence is required to practice the trade.

 

[Tryharder62]

And someone else didn't pay attention in English class when she was told what two negatives made.

I was in Honors English but I admit to spending a lot of time fantasizing about my teacher.

 

[DemianBiros]

Bowyer,luther,leatherworker?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Idly wondering what the chosen profession of the heroine turned out to be?

 

[neci]

she worked in a meat factory.

 

[Pairaclities]

Sports agent for boxers, baseball players, golfers, tennis.
I'm sure she could wrangle some sausage in that field.