Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Chicken noodle is ready ... best batch yet. huge vat of it Biscuits on the side with butter and honey

SCHLURP......burp...


Excuse me, I was hungry, and that soup hit the spot, Dapple

 

[Chaingun]

You promised me Collins! Dunno where that fresh grapefruit is coming from ... but 'tis Yummmmy!! splash extra club on this round, please. Like mine to fizz a smidge

You've got it. An entire pitcher of it.

The intercom is lovely, thank you

Glad you like it.

and yes ... Ford, super duty, quad cab, green, leather, King Ranch edition.

Diesel???

Lemme see the ring and what does Whip say??

It's not THAT permanent.

Chicken noodle is ready ... best batch yet. huge vat of it Biscuits on the side with butter and honey

Goodness, I had biscuits and gravy this morning and now I'm craving them again.

Can we clean out the Jacuzzi?? It looks like malaria central in there

I'm on it. I'll be back in a minute.

Off to shower, back to drink and watch the dancing

Excellent. I've got just enough time to clean up the hot tub.

 

[MaxSmith]

Oh, hi.... think there's room for another Texan here?

 

[Chaingun]

Oh, hi.... think there's room for another Texan here?

There is always room.

Come on in.


If you're unfamiliar with our "living arrangements," let me explain some stuff...


Wait...you'd better sit down and have a drink while I write this out.

 

[DappleDoxie]

Diesel???

Welll ... yeah! and if you filter the biodeisel, I bet the ford would run on it ... and we can get my trailer!

 

[MaxSmith]

There is always room.

Come on in.


If you're unfamiliar with our "living arrangements," let me explain some stuff...


Wait...you'd better sit down and have a drink while I write this out.

Okay.... do I have to remove the sidearm?

 

[Chaingun]

So, the good news is...you're safe here.
We've got space, food, ammo, warmth, hot water, and liquor.

We've got a Nightly Naked Dance Party. We sometimes sleep "community style" in a big pile on the floor. We have fun. We tend to joke around a lot.

And we go naked. It is impossible to hide a zombie bite if you can't hide it under clothing. Besides, it's more fun here when everyone is nekkid!

 

[WhipLuvr]

It's not THAT permanent.

Whaaaaat?

 

[Chaingun]

Welll ... yeah! and if you filter the biodeisel, I bet the ford would run on it ... and we can get my trailer!

Indeed. Sounds like a road trip.

 

[Chaingun]

Okay.... do I have to remove the sidearm?

No. Never.

 

[Chaingun]

Whaaaaat?

My marriage proposal. I'm not even a fan of marriage. So it's not a permanent type arrangement. But I do want to drive that truck!

 

[WhipLuvr]

My marriage proposal. I'm not even a fan of marriage. So it's not a permanent type arrangement. But I do want to drive that truck!

I think you need to explain what the flying fuck you are talking about.
And I need a drink.

 

[Chaingun]

I think you need to explain what the flying fuck you are talking about.
And I need a drink.

I jokingly asked her if she would temporarily marry me so I could drive the truck.

And here's a bottle of vodka.

 

[WhipLuvr]

I jokingly asked her if she would temporarily marry me so I could drive the truck.

And here's a bottle of vodka.

*blinks, confused for a second*

Oh... She.

*takes the bottle of vodka, switches it for a very large rum and coke and nearly runs to my room*

 

[DappleDoxie]

My marriage proposal. I'm not even a fan of marriage. So it's not a permanent type arrangement. But I do want to drive that truck!

Of course you can drive the Bunker's truck .. just don't move my seat or mess with my tunes

 

[MaxSmith]

OMG. I am so finding a pattern for this and making a pair. Then I'll post a picture.. wow these are cute..

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eea54ab2e5e36389ca1fed213d54b14/tumblr_mghcsgSJwx1rn99yco1_500.jpg

I have a couple of patterns for them, and have made a couple of pairs. If I can find them and scan them, I will PM them to you.

 

[MaxSmith]

No. Never.

Good... I guess I don't have to worry about concealed carry if we're all nekkid!

 

[Niam1985]

yum yum!my drink is so good! and my shoes are so pretty! happy happy joy joy!

 

[TongueLust]

I quietly pass the puppy pile and head to my dorm to play with my toys.

 

[Chaingun]

Of course you can drive the Bunker's truck .. just don't move my seat or mess with my tunes

What tunes would those be? The ones from the local non-existent radio stations? Or maybe from your iTunes subscription?

LOL

Hope you have a MP3 player. Or you're going to have to listen to me singing.

 

[Chaingun]

Good... I guess I don't have to worry about concealed carry if we're all nekkid!

Nope, the only law here is what we decide. You don't need a permit nor permission from some useless government entity.

 

[Chaingun]

yum yum!my drink is so good! and my shoes are so pretty! happy happy joy joy!

I'm glad you like it all.

 

[Chaingun]

I quietly pass the puppy pile and head to my dorm to play with my toys.

You know you're welcome to do that here; you don't have to go to your room.

 

[DappleDoxie]

Hope you have a MP3 player. Or you're going to have to listen to me singing.

mP3 and CDs ... good, classic stuff You can sing along ... I am a little tone deaf, you'll sound fine

 

[TongueLust]

You know you're welcome to do that here; you don't have to go to your room.

Join me?