Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Ever see a dog's leg start kicking like mad when you're rubbing his belly?

Yeah, not a lot of dogs around here except for DappleDoxie's pup out there in the barn.

But you're about to see that if y'all keep it up.

 

[Chaingun]

Well, I suppose I could just rub his shoulders.... I hate to waste this oil...

*moves to rub the bulging muscles on this hunk of a man*

*and really tries not to laugh*

I'll try not to laugh either. But one of you is touching the only ticklish spot on my body.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Ever see a dog's leg start kicking like mad when you're rubbing his belly?

Yeah, not a lot of dogs around here except for DappleDoxie's pup out there in the barn.

But you're about to see that if y'all keep it up.

*smirks*

Is that what you call it now?



Leave some of him for me girls. I'd hate to see his dog leg get tired out.

 

[TongueLust]

I'll try not to laugh either. But one of you is touching the only ticklish spot on my body.

Oh Dave what a big... I mean what big arms you have.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*inadvertantly brushes Daves back with...er...parts of her*

I'm sorry, those just kind of stick out a bit...You know, I tried to warn you that me getting naked was a really bad idea...

but noooooo.... no one would listen to me.

*rubs the rest of the coconut oil in to her arms and legs and heads to the bar*

 

[Chaingun]

Leave some of him for me girls. I'd hate to see his dog leg get tired out.

Why do I think I'd be safer outside with the zombies?

 

[Chaingun]

Oh Dave what a big... I mean what big arms you have.

Well....um...shucks, Ma'am.

 

[Chaingun]

*inadvertantly brushes Daves back with...er...parts of her*

I'm sorry, those just kind of stick out a bit...You know, I tried to warn you that me getting naked was a really bad idea...

but noooooo.... no one would listen to me.

I just don't understand why you are so worried about it. Either we all have perfect bodies (because it's the interwebz!) or we are all imperfect, happy here with what we are.

And nobody here is judging you. We want you here.

 

[TongueLust]

Well....um...shucks, Ma'am.

Time to turn on the music!

 

[TongueLust]

*inadvertantly brushes Daves back with...er...parts of her*

I'm sorry, those just kind of stick out a bit...You know, I tried to warn you that me getting naked was a really bad idea...

but noooooo.... no one would listen to me.

*rubs the rest of the coconut oil in to her arms and legs and heads to the bar*

Stop it sexy!

 

[Chaingun]

[Real life alert follows....

Ladies, I'm dead tired. I'm in sales and for the first half of my year, I bust my ass trying to earn as many of my target accounts as I can. If my numbers look good, I pick a spot later in the year and basically "coast." And last year was so good, that I have been coasting since June of 12!!!

But now it's time to get back at it. I went and visited six new account prospects today. That's easily three times more than usual, if I was working hard otherwise. So today was tiring to say the least. I really wish I could stay up and play with y'all because each of you is quite fun, but it's not a good idea. So...tomorrow morning I'll check and see what you've done to me...

Night. Kisses to each of you. Thank you for being here.]

 

[TongueLust]

Goodnight!

 

[WhipLuvr]

*grins and cracks my knuckles*

How about we make sure he wakes up somewhere ... interesting tomorrow morning?

 

[Ellafun]

Heads into the party room in time to assist Whip and the girls into corraling Dave down the hall to a more "private" space. I'm certain that Whip has something satisfyingly kinky in mind for the overnight.

I look for Sweetness and find her uncharacteristically woozy in a dark corner, a glass of wine in her hand and chocolate melted on her lips and hands. Something odd about this scene ...I saw wine & chocolate & shoes in the back of the kitchen earlier. I wonder if Dave was experimenting with narcotics and aphrodisiacs again. ~sigh~ What to do with that boy! I'm sure he's getting a taste of what I could think of from the girls right now.

In the meantime I'll just take Sweetness to my room and let her sleep it off. And MAYBE get some boobiesquishin' hugs in...

(Sorry real life is dragging you away! Not really...busy is good. Be well, Cowboy.)

 

[thesweetsweetness]

*Giggles to myself as I watch the friends here examine Dave. Everyone seems so sexy, fun, and nice. Sneaks quietly back out, certain to return soon. And hopefully make some new friends.*

 

[Ellafun]

*Giggles to myself as I watch the friends here examine Dave. Everyone seems so sexy, fun, and nice. Sneaks quietly back out, certain to return soon. And hopefully make some new friends.*

Ha! She's hallucinating!

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Ha! She's hallucinating!

[Drats! Double posting makes for bad role play! ]

Hallucinating?! What was in those chocolates? I didn't touch the wine. Dave, you wouldn't drug a pregnant lady, would you?

 

[Chaingun]

Dave, you wouldn't drug a pregnant lady, would you?

Are you preggers with a zombie baby? 'Cause it wasn't me!!?!?!?!









Or was it....?

 

[Chaingun]

Good morning and welcome to "Fuck Me Heels Friday."

Those ladies that don't know, there's a massive warehouse full of very sexy expensive heels. Take whatever you want. And those ladies that do know...feel free to trade out what you wore last week for something else if you like. I'm really glad that I thought to carpet this place so that the rough concrete wouldn't wear the red off the bottoms of the Louboutins.

I'm clever, yeah?

 

[vavavaVoom]

This has to be the place. Causeway, moat, big arse door! Wtf is that stench? Breathing in deep *Omg I wish I hadn't done that* I pound on the door ... Helloooooo

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I wake up and remember that it is Fuck Me Friday..or Something like that. I can never tell. *giggles*
I realize after the coffee takes effect that Friday's newly instituted ritual has a lot to do with.....shoes???

I reach into my satchel and....yeppers....down in the very bottom of the bag I find A pair of sandals.

But, dayum...it's going to be hard running from zombies with these on! I think I'll put my steel toes back on before I run outside.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

This has to be the place. Causeway, moat, big arse door! Wtf is that stench? Breathing in deep *Omg I wish I hadn't done that* I pound on the door ... Helloooooo

I run to the entrance and get the door open.

"Holyyyy shit, girl! I'm not going to ask how you made it all the way to Floriday, but get your ass in here!"

I pull vava into the bunker and shut the door, grinning widely as RA sneaks past while the door is shutting.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Are you preggers with a zombie baby? 'Cause it wasn't me!!?!?!?!









Or was it....?

I am pregnant with my hubby's baby. Is he a zombie? I hope not.


Fuck me heels Friday? Oh goodness. Don't suppose I should confess I only own one pair of modest heels that I only wore one evening, to a wedding. This girl is pretty darn happy bare foot or in Birkenstocks. I'm not sure I can walk in very high heels. But they sure do look sexy!

(Holey smiley overload Batman! )

 

[perkyT]

I am pregnant with my hubby's baby. Is he a zombie? I hope not.


Fuck me heels Friday? Oh goodness. Don't suppose I should confess I only own one pair of modest heels that I only wore one evening, to a wedding. This girl is pretty darn happy bare foot or in Birkenstocks. I'm not sure I can walk in very high heels. But they sure do look sexy!

(Holey smiley overload Batman! )

Oh...my.

CONGRATS!!

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Oh...my.

CONGRATS!!

Thank you.



Hello ladies. Hope you all are having a nice morning. I'm a bit afraid to ask about the stench outside..lol.

RubenesqueAphrodite, I like those sandals!