theapproachingcurve
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Hell, woman! I wish I could write like this! Masterful!
Psshh I'm pretty darn sure you can! But, nevertheless.. thank you, SantaBaby

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Hell, woman! I wish I could write like this! Masterful!
Psshh I'm pretty darn sure you can! But, nevertheless.. thank you, SantaBaby![]()
I hope the holidays are awesome for you, sweetie.
I was baking cookies today, and I found a seasonally appropriate apron!! That I doubt I've worn since I was 10. We're going to be baking naked, folks.
Also.. happy holidays to you all! May your time be spent in an enjoyable fashion, may your laughter be genuine, may you only gain a few pounds, and may your blood pressure remain stable.![]()
That is ridiculously sexy!
You know just how to get me to mail you some cookies..![]()
Nothing sexier then a cook in a slipping apron...delicious! MmmmI was baking cookies today, and I found a seasonally appropriate apron!! That I doubt I've worn since I was 10. We're going to be baking naked, folks.
Also.. happy holidays to you all! May your time be spent in an enjoyable fashion, may your laughter be genuine, may you only gain a few pounds, and may your blood pressure remain stable.![]()
Lets use email so I can click all over your cookies, Curvy One
Nothing sexier then a cook in a slipping apron...delicious! Mmmm
I love eating cookies...do you have anything moist to dip them in?I don't have a good response to that at the moment. Mostly I'm thinking I need more Baileys in my coffee...
I quite agree! So, are you joining me or what?![]()
I love eating cookies...do you have anything moist to dip them in?
Peppermint Schnapps + hot chocolate = win.
Pretty good so far. Things pick up tomorrow when the rest of the family gets in.
So what's in the liquor cabinet?
Nothing but a love note left by Jack Sparrow. Sneaky bastard.
(Total lie. Going to bed. Niiiiiiight!)
I was baking cookies today, and I found a seasonally appropriate apron!! That I doubt I've worn since I was 10. We're going to be baking naked, folks.
Also.. happy holidays to you all! May your time be spent in an enjoyable fashion, may your laughter be genuine, may you only gain a few pounds, and may your blood pressure remain stable.![]()
Ravenous
Anticipation climaxed, leaving a ravenous chasm in its wake.
Read: Strung
o
u
t
Need starts to resemble track marks on my inner thighs.
Leaving me aching for
one
more
hit
Sharp fingernails seek the weak parts to ensure self-control.
Read: Self-flagellation
When he asks who gave you those bruises,
Tell him it was addiction personified.
Ravenous
Anticipation climaxed, leaving a ravenous chasm in its wake.
Read: Strung
o
u
t
Need starts to resemble track marks on my inner thighs.
Leaving me aching for
one
more
hit
Sharp fingernails seek the weak parts to ensure self-control.
Read: Self-flagellation
When he asks who gave you those bruises,
Tell him it was addiction personified.
I just want to cum over a cook, basted, massage some herbs and spices into the meat. Drink your nectar. Basically, enjoy you completly and fhave my way with you. Interested?Ravenous
Anticipation climaxed, leaving a ravenous chasm in its wake.
Read: Strung
o
u
t
Need starts to resemble track marks on my inner thighs.
Leaving me aching for
one
more
hit
Sharp fingernails seek the weak parts to ensure self-control.
Read: Self-flagellation
When he asks who gave you those bruises,
Tell him it was addiction personified.
That is certainly an amazing expression of desire and need.
Very awesome! I like the way your mind constructs.
I just want to cum over a cook, basted, massage some herbs and spices into the meat. Drink your nectar. Basically, enjoy you completly and fhave my way with you. Interested?
I want to cook with you.Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!
Thank you, lovely! I was just taking some creative liberties with that one..
...what?
Thank you, but no thank you.. though it sounds like you know how to cook a turkey! Which is always a nice skill to have if one likes turkey.![]()
I want to cook with you.