The Last Thing You Thought...

[Britwitch]

You really are the hands-on type.

This is very, very true...

flexes fingers

...now hold still, this won't hurt a bit...

grins mischievously and advances

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I don't remember your aversion to the word "cock" from our sessions, Luna.

But let's all talk about my cock more. Carry on.

LI's penis is a masterpiece of sheer masculinity.

He has the ability to wield it like a club or like a fine dagger.

(The aversion was there, you just managed to make it too interesting for me to speak up)

You really are the hands-on type.

*giggles*

 

[Light Ice]

This is very, very true...

flexes fingers

...now hold still, this won't hurt a bit...

grins mischievously and advances

Not me, certainly.

 

[fr33ks33k]

"Yup. Definitely need a drink..."

 

[Britwitch]

Not me, certainly.

Why, Mr Ice, whatever do you mean?

flutters lashes, fingers toying around a belt buckle

 

[Light Ice]

LI's penis is a masterpiece of sheer masculinity.

He has the ability to wield it like a club or like a fine dagger.

(The aversion was there, you just managed to make it too interesting for me to speak up)



*giggles*

See? Now that? That's how you compliment a man on his penis.

 

[BeautifulDream]

Top news according to Google:

1. Shooting.

2. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are allegedly engaged.

Seriously Google? You think two celebrities getting engaged is top news?

 

[Light Ice]

Why, Mr Ice, whatever do you mean?

flutters lashes, fingers toying around a belt buckle

You'll see.


And you'll like it.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

"Yup. Definitely need a drink..."

What kind?

See? Now that? That's how you compliment a man on his penis.

*takes a bow*

 

[Light Ice]

Top news according to Google:

1. Shooting.

2. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are allegedly engaged.

Seriously Google? You think two celebrities getting engaged is top news?

I don't understand that couple. She's very... gross. And he's very talented and charming. And he dresses so well!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Top news according to Google:

1. Shooting.

2. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are allegedly engaged.

Seriously Google? You think two celebrities getting engaged is top news?

I have never seen an interview with Kristen Stewart where I found her remotely appealing in the slightest. Even Jon Stewart had trouble making her interesting last night.

 

[Britwitch]

You'll see.


And you'll like it.

Got to admire your confidence...

winks

 

[Light Ice]

I have never seen an interview with Kristen Stewart where I found her remotely appealing in the slightest. Even Jon Stewart had trouble making her interesting last night.

We've agreed twice today. There's hope for you.

 

[BeautifulDream]

I don't understand that couple. She's very... gross. And he's very talented and charming. And he dresses so well!

I can't stand Kristen Stewart. In my opinion, she's a horrible actress and she isn't attractive. While I don't find Robert attractive either, at least he can act.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I don't understand that couple. She's very... gross. And he's very talented and charming. And he dresses so well!

*laughing my ass off*

I have never seen an interview with Kristen Stewart where I found her remotely appealing in the slightest. Even Jon Stewart had trouble making her interesting last night.

She bores me to tears.

But then again, so does he.

 

[Light Ice]

I can't stand Kristen Stewart. In my opinion, she's a horrible actress and she isn't attractive. While I don't find Robert attractive either, at least he can act.

And very, very well.

 

[Last_Rider]

I didn't realize Luna was somewhat averse to that word, I shall do my best to not use it around her.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

We've agreed twice today. There's hope for you.

Or reason for me to be afraid.

 

[Light Ice]

Or reason for me to be afraid.

Oh, I wasn't always so cantankerous.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

She bores me to tears.

But then again, so does he.

Ironically, he was on The Daily Show not too long ago, and it was actually an interesting and entertaining interview. He actually comes off as a likable person. Whereas she strikes me as neither all that attractive, or interesting. I mean.. you love who you love, but it's odd to me that she's the one that would catch his attention.

 

[BeautifulDream]

And very, very well.

But, obviously we should question his judgement seeing as how he took Kristen Stewart back after her whole cheating fiasco.

It annoys the hell out of me when people try to make excuses for her for that. "Oh, she's young." "I'm sure it was an accident." Idiotic K. Stewart fans.

 

[Britwitch]

I genuinely know not about whom you all speak...

...and I'm very glad given the way you're talking about them!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I didn't realize Luna was somewhat averse to that word, I shall do my best to not use it around her.

Tis fine. You also write well enough that I can gloss over it and insert my favorite word of choice.

Or reason for me to be afraid.

*head shake* Don't be a feared...agreeing with intelligence doesn't make you apt to turn into the one you agree with.

Oh, I wasn't always so cantankerous.

especially when you are forcefully mouth fucking someone.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

*raises hand*

Believe it or not~ there are hundreds of thousands of children hurt EVERY day. Molestations, beatings, neglect. Children are EASY to hurt. They have no defenses. Just because a gun was used doesn't make it more or less heinous then the things adults do to children every day all over the planet.

The fact that children were killed in a school doesn't make it more or less heinous then the kids whose mothers/fathers shake them, beat them, drown them....leave them cold, hungry, dirty.

And I am NOT a fan of gun control. WHY? Because they already have rules in place for the buying of firearms. There is no guarantee that gun control would EVER stop a murder. And I am almost certain that most guns used in that way were brought from home or stolen. However it is almost guaranteed that without the right to bear arms, more people would die for being unable to legally protect themselves.

Trite but TRUE~
guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Yeah pretty much agree with all of this.

As a person who has endured most all of the first, and come stupidly close to having to deal with the second the problem is not the weapons themselves, it is the sheer level of failure in our culture.

Then again other cultures are much worse. I believe I read a story not long ago where a middle eastern couple killed their daughter for just looking at a boy in one of the worst ways I can think of.

Top news according to Google:

1. Shooting.

2. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are allegedly engaged.

Seriously Google? You think two celebrities getting engaged is top news?

The sad part is in a day or two #2 will become #1 the shooting will be forgotten.

 

[Last_Rider]

Ironically, he was on The Daily Show not too long ago, and it was actually an interesting and entertaining interview. He actually comes off as a likable person. Whereas she strikes me as neither all that attractive, or interesting. I mean.. you love who you love, but it's odd to me that she's the one that would catch his attention.

Eh, I don't care for either of them or any movies either has done lately, and I could not possibly care less about people's personal lives if I don't know them.