ConstantineIII
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I daresay you couldThough, at this point, I may just opt for pizza. fiddlesticks.
Well, I can bring over pizza, a fiddle, and at least one stick...
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Well, I can bring over pizza, a fiddle, and at least one stick...
k_m_d_
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Unfortunately I think my most entertaining performance of that trip (faceplanting while running down sand dunes) was in Sleeping Bear Dunes off of Lake Michigan.
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Why, yes, I am certified in CPR.
You win.
Welllllll it looks like I've got my work cut out for me..
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I'm packing my bag as we speak!
The weather's a bit chilly, but still nice. You can get by on not packing a lot of clothes
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I'm not planning on choking you that badly...'D
ConstantineIII
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You win.
I didn't know I was competing, but if I get a kiss, I will try and win again.
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Welllllll it looks like I've got my work cut out for me..
Just flash somebody. I'm sure your tits will win out over anything I could ever do.
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I'd only maybe punch you because if I were to wake up with someone unexpected in bed with me I would most likely (understandably) freak out. But, you're right, I think your lady would prefer the arms length rule too.
Lol I think she will be ok with a hug. I'm not sure it's safe though
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It seems the slacker was the bf I don't have. What.a.jerk.
Well, bf or not, I'd totally make you the best espresso all day, all night
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The weather's a bit chilly, but still nice. You can get by on not packing a lot of clothes
I'll just pack enough to get there, and after that I'll assume most of our activities will feature a lack of clothing..
No? I guess I'll just have to find someone else to do it for me..
D'aw shucks. I'm just practicing for that game of strip twister, you see..
Just flash somebody. I'm sure your tits will win out over anything I could ever do.
For once, I'll agree with you.
(I'm snarky before my coffee this morning, watch out.)
Lol I think she will be ok with a hug. I'm not sure it's safe though
We could just do an air high five. That's legit.
Well, bf or not, I'd totally make you the best espresso all day, all night
I'm sure there's a dirty joke in there somewhere..
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Sometimes I go to the gym. Sometimes I just sleep in. Contrary to the photo, this morning was the latter.
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Sometimes I bury my head in your cleavage. Sometimes I bury my head in your arse. Contrary to this photo, this morning was the latter.
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I'll just pack enough to get there, and after that I'll assume most of our activities will feature a lack of clothing..
You read my mind, sexy!
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theapproachingcurve
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And to think, I didn't even notice. Awkward. :|
Well I think the gym is pointless. I could give you a much better workout
Punishing myself at the gym is just a warm up. Bring it on.
Oh, to think of the fun we could have..
Luscious lips!!!! So kissable
C'mere, you..
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Gasp!!!!!!!
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For once, I'll agree with you.
(I'm snarky before my coffee this morning, watch out.)
As opposed to after the coffee?
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ConstantineIII
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D'aw shucks. I'm just practicing for that game of strip twister, you see..
I too am excited about the game of strip twister, and I have been practicing. I have to say though that I am especially looking forward to when the wheel tells me to put my right hand, left hand, or face on pink.
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Good morning, gorgeous. Hope you are well and that you have a spectacular weekend!
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Drama queen..
As opposed to after the coffee?
Oooo zing! Yeah, we're fairly snarktastic. I don't mind.
There is... and there isn't. hahaha
You've been drinking again, haven't you?
Hello Beautiful. I always look forward to seeing what you've posted.. Your latest pics ..... I keep going back and looking at them. Thanks AC!
Thanks ttenney! I've updated the index to make browsing easier than flipping through the pages. Enjoy!
I too am excited about the game of strip twister, and I have been practicing. I have to say though that I am especially looking forward to when the wheel tells me to put my right hand, left hand, or face on pink.
Pink? That's a new one.. but then again, this is a half birthday special edition.
Good morning, gorgeous. Hope you are well and that you have a spectacular weekend!
Goooooood morning! Thank you, I hope you have a similarly spectacular weekend! First up.. doughnut with chocolate frosting and sprinkles. I've been wanting one all week. 0_o
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You're gorgeous, chaos.
ConstantineIII
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Yes, I believe that it is a special color for that edition. If I remember correctly, when that color is landed on, everyone wins.
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