Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

You're on. I'll take those odds

Ooooo I'm going to have funnn

theapproachingcurve:
"I daresay I need to get to know you more before blindly agreeing to that statement! Thank you, though. (PS your arse is certainly better than mine. Fact.)"

I respectfully take your compliment but, I disagree. Let's allow the masses to decide which is superior

Since the masses did not give input, I'm giving the honors to you by virtue of the fact that you have more arse photos posted to lit than I do. So there.

Oh don't worry, I will certainly stay, but at the moment my bulge inside my suit is not very comfy at my desk.

Oops... I've been told that happens sometimes, my sincerest apologies! But, it sounds like a perfect excuse for a midday office fling..

California is nice this time of year

I'm packing my bag as we speak!

Note to self if you ever visit make sure not to ever let you within arms length

I'd only maybe punch you because if I were to wake up with someone unexpected in bed with me I would most likely (understandably) freak out. But, you're right, I think your lady would prefer the arms length rule too.

 

[ConstantineIII]

Ah Curves, why is it that I am never on Lit at the same time that you are on.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Ah Curves, why is it that I am never on Lit at the same time that you are on.

Why Sir, I'm right here

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Good evening..

 

[ConstantineIII]

Why Sir, I'm right here

Wonderful! Amazing! How are you doing beautiful?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Good evening..

Hellooooo lovely!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Hellooooo lovely!

How are you, oh desired one?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Wonderful! Amazing! How are you doing beautiful?

I do what I can!

I'm well, you? I'm trying to decide on what to have for dinner.. and I'm really wishing someone delivered sushi. Gah.

 

[k_m_d_]

That's entirely up to you! I have some other locales in mind on the northern and southern shore.

Probably all in Minnesota and Wisconsin. I still don't get how Minnesota is so attached to Lake Superior, given how little of it they're adjacent to.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

How are you, oh desired one?

Let the battle of the endearing titles begin?

I'm well! Dandy. Wunderbar. Hungry. You?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Let the battle of the endearing titles begin?

I'm well! Dandy. Wunderbar. Hungry. You?

Famished. Wanting.to.devour.you.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Probably all in Minnesota and Wisconsin. I still don't get how Minnesota is so attached to Lake Superior, given how little of it they're adjacent to.

No.. I was thinking the UP. But nice try for guessing.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Famished. Wanting.to.devour.you.

Tsk tsk. Cannibalism is frowned upon.

Dinner first, devouring second?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Tsk tsk. Cannibalism is frowned upon.

Dinner first, devouring second?

I eat my dessert first. Blow me.

 

[k_m_d_]

No.. I was thinking the UP. But nice try for guessing.

That's more acceptable. Haven't been back there since I went in '94.

 

[ConstantineIII]

I do what I can!

I'm well, you? I'm trying to decide on what to have for dinner.. and I'm really wishing someone delivered sushi. Gah.

Alas, I can't deliver sushi. There isn't any sushi delivery around here either.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I eat my dessert first. Blow me.

Ha.. you.are.hilarrrrrrious.

I think I'll pass, I'm serious about this sushi.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Ha.. you.are.hilarrrrrrious.

I think I'll pass, I'm serious about this sushi.

Oh fark. I'll just ambush you once your appetite is sated.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

That's more acceptable. Haven't been back there since I went in '94.

I'll be sure to show it a good time on your behalf.

Alas, I can't deliver sushi. There isn't any sushi delivery around here either.

Thwarted! Doubly so! rawrawrawrawr.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Oh fark. I'll just ambush you once your appetite is sated.

Deal.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Deal.

Chest bump?

 

[ConstantineIII]

Thwarted! Doubly so! rawrawrawrawr.

Admittedly, I am sure I could find some between my house and yours.

 

[k_m_d_]

I'll be sure to show it a good time on your behalf.

I don't know if you can show it as good of a time as 7 year old me did.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Chest bump?

Head butt?

Admittedly, I am sure I could find some between my house and yours.

I daresay you could Though, at this point, I may just opt for pizza. fiddlesticks.

I don't know if you can show it as good of a time as 7 year old me did.

Yes, well, I'll be sure to get reviews from a few of the locals.. just to be sure.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Head butt?



I daresay you could Though, at this point, I may just opt for pizza. fiddlesticks.



Yes, well, I'll be sure to get reviews from a few of the locals.. just to be sure.

Mouth to mouth?