the captians wench
sewing wench
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- Jun 16, 2005
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God do I love that man of mine.
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Do you have any idea how impossible your AV makes it for the majority of us to take anything you say at all seriously?If I had a Caribbean island I would kidnap BiBunny and make her my sex slave.
If I had a Caribbean island I would kidnap BiBunny and make her my sex slave.
Do you have any idea how impossible your AV makes it for the majority of us to take anything you say at all seriously?
Fat people in general are hard to kidnap; crazy fat bitches doubly so.
LOLOLOL. This is why I you.
Sheesh! You are all steamed up aren't ya? Um...Please don't poach the poor pungent pooch!!! Please?!
I am so redoing my av as a gif to spell out "BDSM" in cheerleader letters.
I really need to stop breaking my toes. To say that it is annoying is somewhat of an understatement.
:sympathy cringe:
One summer of my youth I broke one toe three or four times. I spent practically the whole summer hobbling and cursing.
Ummm...I really need to stop breaking my toes. To say that it is annoying is somewhat of an understatement.
Ummm...
SHOES, dearie!
I am not sure that I can be of much help with this one as in my (admittedly a bit limited) dating experience, after a while they can kinda sorta all start to seem like the same guy. Eh, but then again, what do I know? *shrug*
I loathe shoes. In fact if it's a question of which I dislike more between wearing shoes and brussell sprouts I would eat the brussell sprouts.
Brussell sprouts are nasty. I'd rather eat shoes.
And I'd agree with SW, buuuuuuuut...
I've watched a series of inanimate attacks on you over the past couple of years - you were brutally attacked by an armload of firewood in 2010, remember?
I really must have annoyed someone in a previous life but yes the firewood debacle was impressive, even for me.
Thinking back in the last couple of years I have been attacked by the oven, the heater numerous times, the fireplace, the bathtub, a few doors, stairs, car doors and bootlids, twice by a cat and tripped over a dog.
Hell the rate I am going I don't need anyone to inflict pain on me, I do a good enough job of it on my own.
Truly impressive list.
The fully-automated painslut.
Considering I race cars, bungee jump, sky dive and other things that could kill me, it is really sad.
Hahaha sure, just tell me to go for a walk. I would probably trip over a gutter.
That's true. Sit in a race car that's bungeed out of a plane, and you'd be perfectly safe.
Go for a walk.
A walk or a hobble?
Damn. I got to "... between wearing shoes and ..." and my mind went in a VERY different direction than brussel sprouts... though, come to think of it, the *color,* at least, was right...I loathe shoes. In fact if it's a question of which I dislike more between wearing shoes and brussell sprouts I would eat the brussell sprouts.
Oh, no. You need someone who has practiced and developed a certain expertise, to do it right.... I don't need anyone to inflict pain on me, I do a good enough job of it on my own.
Everyone needs a hobble that they enjoy.
Damn. I got to "... between wearing shoes and ..." and my mind went in a VERY different direction than brussel sprouts... though, come to think of it, the *color,* at least, was right...
Oh, no. You need someone who has practiced and developed a certain expertise, to do it right.
:: hand waving high in the air ::
It's November 14th ~ and if I see one more Christmas commercial, I'm going to scream!
I know someone who is going to need a gag for the next seven weeks. Sounds hot.