The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[BiBunny]

Hey now. Don't be knocking Garth Brooks. I named my ol' pick up truck after that man! (and a fantasy book character, but that's not my point!). And I'd happily drive a pitbull around in my truck, thank you very much! Albeit, not in the back where it could be injured. Pup gets to ride in the back seat. You can knock Tim and Faith (I've never been huge fans of those two in general) and Skoal all you want, though

I loves me some Garth (and most country music in general). I also drive a truck whose paint job has seen better days. Before that, I drove a mid-90s Firebird. I am a walking stereotype, and I do not give a fuck.

But, in all honesty, BiBunny, I'd just go with "blunt and honest" without being insulting. It may be a little mean, but if his sister is as good people as you say, she'll probably understand if you talk to her about it. Or you could just talk to her about it and have her talk to her brother.

You're right. I just don't wanna have to do it, LOL.

 

[the captians wench]

Yeah, I have a friend who's offered to talk to guys for me when I don't want to, but I know he says that just so that I'll do it.


See the one I am physically attracted to, and have enough in common with that we can carry a conversation on for hours, he's hit and miss when it comes to contacting me. Pretty sure he has a girlfriend (possibly even living with her), but will send a random text to me every now and then when he's "bored" at work (which means he's horny and bored at work and wants some wank fodder) Which I'm okay with. I have no issue with being wank fodder, but he'd get better material if he were just honest with me.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Only if hers is wearing eau de stalker, too. I only talked to this dude Wednesday and Thursday because I was avoiding him yesterday, and I'll be goddamned if I didn't just get an "I missed talking to you yesterday" message from him.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'VE TALKED TO ME TWICE! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU "MISS ME" ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!

Why does this shit always happen to me?

Your level of outrage for those who bore you (including yourself) amuses me no end.

Also, I missed you today.

Aww. *Hugs* The writing of the song for you does sound creepy, though. *Shudder*

I just started talking to this one. He's a Geek with a capital "G" and all that entails: Inability to talk about anything but movies, "geeky" TV shows, video games, comic books, etc.; looks down on so-called "normal" people; has made a couple of "I hate dumb rednecks" cracks; etc. The only reason I'm even still trying to be nice is that his sister is good people.

I don't think he's a bad person or anything. We just have nothing in common, and he tries way too hard to force it. Also, I don't like the level of clingy that he's apparently already hit in, what, three days? I have no idea how you tell someone you think they're boring as shit without hurting their feelings. >.<

I think you have geek potential. Although you have to have an unshakeable belief that loads of useless information is invaluable. Does that violate your bullshit code?

Mine's the creepy artist type. Text back and forth for 2 days and he writes me a song (just guitar riff), records himself playing it, and sends it to me.

But he's sweet enough. I ended up telling him I just wasn't feeling it, let him cool off for a few weeks, and we're texting again. *shrug* We have so much else in common that, creepy music writing aside, I do wish I was physically attracted to him.

Someday, in the home, you're going to be telling the other old women that this "amazing boy wrote songs for you."

Then the director of the home is going to tell you to please put some clothes on and stop leaning over the bingo table with your ass to the security camera.

I can see it.

 

[BiBunny]

Your level of outrage for those who bore you (including yourself) amuses me no end.

Also, I missed you today.

LOL, it has been much, much too long, hasn't it, dahling?

I think you have geek potential. Although you have to have an unshakeable belief that loads of useless information is invaluable. Does that violate your bullshit code?

Oh, I'm full of useless information and am always willing to take on more. And, clearly, I have my own aspects of nerdery/geekery. Look no farther than my av if you doubt it. I just don't buy into the "geek culture" BS hook, line, and sinker like a lot of these people do (including this guy, apparently). I take what I want and leave the rest, and I don't eschew the "normal" aspects of the world that I enjoy, either, like shitty pop music and car races and, I dunno, bathing because I feel like I need to retain my sense of detached irony or whatever the fuck is going on in these people's minds.

I mean, I thought he was going to have a stroke when I told him I'd never seen V for Vendetta. He was like, "OMG, you've never seen it?!?!?!?!?!?!" with the same sense of shocked outrage you'd expect if I'd said I was Grand Wizard of the Klan. Then, he launched into this whole tirade about how I HAD to see it and that it's only $8 at Walmart now and I should go get it right this second. It was like he couldn't imagine that I just didn't care one way or the other about seeing the damn movie.

I realize I've been ranting about this like crazy, but for the record, it's not just this guy who does this shit to me. It happens way more often than you'd think, which is why it's rubbing me the wrong way right now. I'm kinda sick of it. It's like the ZOMG, GEEK CULTURE!!!1!111ELEVENTYONE!!! people want to claim everyone who's semi-literate as One Of Them and then act all offended when I say that not only have I never seen V for Vendetta but I don't freaking *want* to see it, either, and, oh, by the way, I talk like I grew up in the rural South BECAUSE I FUCKING DID, COCKSUCKER.




Ok, I think I'm finished with this rant now. Sorry.

 

[the captians wench]

Someday, in the home, you're going to be telling the other old women that this "amazing boy wrote songs for you."

Then the director of the home is going to tell you to please put some clothes on and stop leaning over the bingo table with your ass to the security camera.

I can see it.

For the record, it's not the fact that he wrote a song for me, it's the fact that he did it after 2 days of text messaging that creeped me out a little. Not enough for me to stop talking to him, just enough for me to realize that if he doesn't do it for me, I need to speak up quick, because he's gonna latch on right away.

I don't understand the need for serial monogamy. What ever happened to dating? It's like you go out with some one once or twice and they freak out if you go out with anyone else. Why is it that you have to be in a relationship from the first date, or you're a fluzy? Now if I fucked everyone on the first date, then I'd fess up to being a slut, but there are a few I haven't.

But yeah, I'm totally going to trip myself and hit the life alert button so the hot fireman can pick me up and I cop a feel.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Hey now. Don't be knocking Garth Brooks. I named my ol' pick up truck after that man! (and a fantasy book character, but that's not my point!). And I'd happily drive a pitbull around in my truck, thank you very much! Albeit, not in the back where it could be injured. Pup gets to ride in the back seat. You can knock Tim and Faith (I've never been huge fans of those two in general) and Skoal all you want, though

But, in all honesty, BiBunny, I'd just go with "blunt and honest" without being insulting. It may be a little mean, but if his sister is as good people as you say, she'll probably understand if you talk to her about it. Or you could just talk to her about it and have her talk to her brother.

Darlin' girl, I wasn't knocking Garth (or Tim or Faith), pickup trucks or pitbulls! My XM radio has The Highway, Prime Country and WSIX as three of the seven programmed stations, and they're the ones that get listened to the most. (The others are NPR, 60s on 6, Blue Collar Comedy, and RawDog Comedy, but we won't mention those right now )

I love pickup trucks (hell, I live in the upper midwest), and if I could even remotely justify owning one to carry just about anything, I would have one, but I can't, on my limited income, give up 30+ mpg in my Scion (that carries a hell of a lot more than you'd think that little thing could carry!) for 18 (or fewer) mpg in just about any decent pickup. Skoal was a throw-away, though. Never chewed, never had the desire, and think in general that it's a dumb and nasty habit. I just tossed that in there for just that reason - to amplify the redneck stereotype I was suggesting she throw at him since he is so anti-redneck.

And yeah, I agree with maybe getting the sister to tell him that he's just not making the grade with Bunny. Hell, there are very very few in this world who could.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Darlin' girl, I wasn't knocking Garth (or Tim or Faith), pickup trucks or pitbulls! My XM radio has The Highway, Prime Country and WSIX as three of the seven programmed stations, and they're the ones that get listened to the most. (The others are NPR, 60s on 6, Blue Collar Comedy, and RawDog Comedy, but we won't mention those right now )

I love pickup trucks (hell, I live in the upper midwest), and if I could even remotely justify owning one to carry just about anything, I would have one, but I can't, on my limited income, give up 30+ mpg in my Scion (that carries a hell of a lot more than you'd think that little thing could carry!) for 18 (or fewer) mpg in just about any decent pickup. Skoal was a throw-away, though. Never chewed, never had the desire, and think in general that it's a dumb and nasty habit. I just tossed that in there for just that reason - to amplify the redneck stereotype I was suggesting she throw at him since he is so anti-redneck.

And yeah, I agree with maybe getting the sister to tell him that he's just not making the grade with Bunny. Hell, there are very very few in this world who could.

Lol fair enough on all accounts I was mostly just givin' y'all a hard time. I tell you what, I'm going ot miss my old truck when I move, but I look forward to a reasonable gas mileage...this old boat gets single digits to the gallon (or at least it feels that way). And when I do get a truck again, I'm going to be pretty damned particular so that I don't drive myself into a poorhouse...

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I don't know why people are so afraid of the dark when really that is just fear bounding about in the playground of our shadowed imaginations.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Hey now. Don't be knocking Garth Brooks. I named my ol' pick up truck after that man!

My pick-up's name is Trevor.

(after whom, I don't know...)

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Are you sure you two aren't dating the same guy? Just from different... Perspectives?

I am not sure that I can be of much help with this one as in my (admittedly a bit limited) dating experience, after a while they can kinda sorta all start to seem like the same guy. Eh, but then again, what do I know? *shrug*

 

[the captians wench]

Christian Grey reminds me of a Brit I used to know (in all meanings of the word ).

Oh good gravy do I miss him!

 

[CutieMouse]

Aaaaaaaaand that wasn't the smartest thing I've done in a while.

 

[cfuhrer]

I keep getting asked if I'm excited.













So, I lie.

 

[BiBunny]

I don't understand the need for serial monogamy. What ever happened to dating? It's like you go out with some one once or twice and they freak out if you go out with anyone else.

I don't understand that, either. I think most people are so desperate for anyone that they just latch onto whoever comes along and hang on for dear life. I am *not* one of those people, LOL.

 

[Ropebunny]

Aaaaaaaaand that wasn't the smartest thing I've done in a while.

Same here. And how to it fix it and save face?

I keep getting asked if I'm excited.













So, I lie.

Same here too. I'm hoping fake it till I make it might work.

I don't understand that, either. I think most people are so desperate for anyone that they just latch onto whoever comes along and hang on for dear life. I am *not* one of those people, LOL.

I get it, but I'm a human limpit by nature. After I latch on the only way you can get me off is with a flame or a knife

 

[BiBunny]

I would just like to go on the record as saying fuck cold weather.

Once it gets below 65 degrees (somewhere in the neighborhood of 19 C, according to Google), I become a Very. Grumpy. Bunny. The damn humidity and the frigid-ass wind here makes the cold get into your bones, and you feel like you will never get warm again. (Ok, everybody who lives somewhere that's not the tropics can stop laughing at me now.)

I'm pretty sure I was meant to live somewhere where the only seasons are rainy and not rainy. Ah, someday....

 

[ecstaticsub]

I would just like to go on the record as saying fuck cold weather.

Once it gets below 65 degrees (somewhere in the neighborhood of 19 C, according to Google), I become a Very. Grumpy. Bunny. The damn humidity and the frigid-ass wind here makes the cold get into your bones, and you feel like you will never get warm again. (Ok, everybody who lives somewhere that's not the tropics can stop laughing at me now.)

I'm pretty sure I was meant to live somewhere where the only seasons are rainy and not rainy. Ah, someday....

I hate humid cold weather. It makes me grumpy, too. Now dry cold weather with a nice couple of inches of snow? Love it! At least for a couple of months then I want my spring weather.

 

[ecstaticsub]

You know why so many submissives stay in shitty relationships? They are waiting for their dominant to make the decision for them. They are so used to just doing as they are told they can't seem to get the guts up to say "You're behaving like a fucking asshole and I'm not your fucking whipping boy anymore, good bye", and then walk away never to look back.

A friend can only do so much

 

[seela]

It's +4C (39F) here today, wind chill bringing it down to -2C (28F), but at least it isn't that humid here in inland.

Cold and humid weather is horrible, it really feels like you'll never be able to warm up.But I have a really hard time considering +19C degrees cold (that's normal June weather here). Or even +15C (59F), or +10C (50F).

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I would just like to go on the record as saying fuck cold weather.

Once it gets below 65 degrees (somewhere in the neighborhood of 19 C, according to Google), I become a Very. Grumpy. Bunny. The damn humidity and the frigid-ass wind here makes the cold get into your bones, and you feel like you will never get warm again. (Ok, everybody who lives somewhere that's not the tropics can stop laughing at me now.)

I'm pretty sure I was meant to live somewhere where the only seasons are rainy and not rainy. Ah, someday....

Umm, yeahhh... it's currently 11º F (-11º C), windchill of 9º (-12º C) here, Bunny, with about three inches of snow on the ground, a 7-mph breeze and 81% humidity. Since I've spent over half my life in a climate similar to yours (FL, GA, TN), I'd happily swap my weather for yours right now (not in the summer, though).

 

[Red Sonja]

Umm, yeahhh... it's currently 11º F (-11º C), windchill of 9º (-12º C) here, Bunny, with about three inches of snow on the ground, a 7-mph breeze and 81% humidity. Since I've spent over half my life in a climate similar to yours (FL, GA, TN), I'd happily swap my weather for yours right now (not in the summer, though).

Me too! It's not quite as cold here bare temperature-wise, but with the prairie and the lack o' trees to stop the breeze, the wind does get moving. Thought I was going to be a Blue Sonja instead of Red after walking the idiot dog this a.m. The idiot dog, of course, was stupid happy because he's part border collie and part siberian husky. This is his "most wonderful time of the year!"

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I don't know why people are so afraid of the dark when really that is just fear bounding about in the playground of our shadowed imaginations.

Hey! You edited your post calling me out for looking like a little teapot, short and stout!



You gotta jump on posts quick around here.

I am off to tip over and pour out some water to wash my dog.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hey! You edited your post calling me out for looking like a little teapot, short and stout!



You gotta jump on posts quick around here.

I am off to tip over and pour out some water to wash my dog.

Sheesh! You are all steamed up aren't ya? Um...Please don't poach the poor pungent pooch!!! Please?!

 

[BiBunny]

It's +4C (39F) here today, wind chill bringing it down to -2C (28F), but at least it isn't that humid here in inland.

Cold and humid weather is horrible, it really feels like you'll never be able to warm up.But I have a really hard time considering +19C degrees cold (that's normal June weather here). Or even +15C (59F), or +10C (50F).

Oh, I know I'm ridiculous. I've just never been able to tolerate the cold at all. It's 54F (12C) here and dropping, and I'm hating life. This is why someone should pay to relocate me to the Caribbean.

Umm, yeahhh... it's currently 11º F (-11º C), windchill of 9º (-12º C) here, Bunny, with about three inches of snow on the ground, a 7-mph breeze and 81% humidity. Since I've spent over half my life in a climate similar to yours (FL, GA, TN), I'd happily swap my weather for yours right now (not in the summer, though).

Like I said, I know I'm ridiculous. And the only way I'd ever come visit you or Seela would be in the summer because those temperatures sound horrible. I don't even mind our 90-100F (32C-37C) summers as long as my air conditioner works. The hot, humid air is good for my asthma and my various aches and pains.

Either way, I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to live somewhere where there was no winter. Or spring. Or fall.

 

[Bluespark]

If I had a Caribbean island I would kidnap BiBunny and make her my sex slave.