Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

Well, I've been trying but failing the past few days. I got up around 9am today, so hopefully I can stay awake to a reasonable hour and fall asleep at a reasonable hour.

Let me know if I need to pester you to stay awake, or pester you to get offline to go to bed..

Um.....that was the beginning of the invitation. Maybe I should be in charge of condiments. I have plenty of chocolate syrup and astroglide.

How did I miss that one??? That's a gutsy guy that lets himself be photographed between those luscious globes. Perspective and scale being what it is...

Oh! I was waaaay off with the Oscar Meyer thing. Oops.

I would say he has a healthy amount of confidence. He gave me exactly what I had asked for for my birthday, those photos being part of the request. Regardless of perspective and scale, he's a keeper.

*waving at the gorgeous hottie*

I'd blow you a kiss, but the last time I did that you got all sassy..

I am game! I could go for a...winner take all. Are the prizes....worthwhile?

I can't fully answer your question.. as it depends on who wins the tournament. You could select your prize, or you could be the prize..

 

[k_m_d_]

Let me know if I need to pester you to stay awake, or pester you to get offline to go to bed..

Right now I should be staying awake. But I'd much rather you be my snuggle buddy, as opposed to pestering me to stay awake.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'd blow you a kiss, but the last time I did that you got all sassy..

Then maybe I'd have to grope your behind and nibble your neck in return

 

[Shadow701]

I can't fully answer your question.. as it depends on who wins the tournament. You could select your prize, or you could be the prize..

Either way...somehow I think it would be very fun either way.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Right now I should be staying awake. But I'd much rather you be my snuggle buddy, as opposed to pestering me to stay awake.

Sorryyy! You know I'm otherwise occupied this evening. Case in point, they're both sleeping on my legs right now.

Then maybe I'd have to grope your behind and nibble your neck in return

I'll try to remember not to karate chop you when you sneak up on me..

Either way...somehow I think it would be very fun.

In that case, I'll be sure to get you an invitation!

 

[k_m_d_]

Sorryyy! You know I'm otherwise occupied this evening. Case in point, they're both sleeping on my legs right now.

...but the rest of your body is otherwise unoccupied, right?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'll try to remember not to karate chop you when you sneak up on me..

Who said anything about sneaking up??

 

[Shadow701]

In that case, I'll be sure to get you an invitation!

Sweet! Do I need to bring anything to the party?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

...but the rest of your body is otherwise unoccupied, right?

Yes, thankfully. I can only handle so many four legged cutie pies laying on me..

Who said anything about sneaking up??

Me, apparently.. So it'll be a full frontal maneuver, then?

Sweet! Do I need to bring anything to the party?

A scrabble board and however many layers of clothing you'll feel comfortable taking off

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Me, apparently.. So it'll be a full frontal maneuver, then?

Hell yeah! I'm a much bigger fan of your front

 

[k_m_d_]

Yes, thankfully. I can only handle so many four legged cutie pies laying on me..

Surely you could handle an additional bipedal creature snuggling your upper parts.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Hell yeah! I'm a much bigger fan of your front

My arse is suddenly feeling rather dejected..

 

[Pervy_Sage]

My arse is suddenly feeling rather dejected..

I'll be glad to inflate it once again...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Surely you could handle an additional bipedal creature snuggling your upper parts.

Fiiiiiiiiine. You're lucky I'm a top notch multitasking cuddler.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

My arse is suddenly feeling rather dejected..

It shouldn't be... I still like it a lot. Was relatively speaking there..

 

[Shadow701]

A scrabble board and however many layers of clothing you'll feel comfortable taking off

So I could show up naked then?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I'll be glad to inflate it once again...

D'aww.. deal!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

D'aww.. deal!

Woot! Let's make some memories.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

It shouldn't be... I still like it a lot. Was relatively speaking there..

Apparently it has sensitive feelings.

So I could show up naked then?

Well.. that kind of nullifies the concept of strip scrabble but.. if you wish!

 

[k_m_d_]

Fiiiiiiiiine. You're lucky I'm a top notch multitasking cuddler.

Any chance you could bring your sexy ass and your charges over to my place? Because I'm really too tired (and maybe a little bit too tipsy) to be driving anywhere right now.

 

[lionguy1975]

How soon does this strip scrabble game start?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Apparently it has sensitive feelings.

And I did mention groping it while nibbling your neck... I'd just rub it in circles for a while

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Woot! Let's make some memories.

Pics or it didn't happen..

Any chance you could bring your sexy ass and your charges over to my place? Because I'm really too tired (and maybe a little bit too tipsy) to be driving anywhere right now.

I asked what they thought, and they both glared at me. I'm going to have to go with a "no" to this evening, but raincheck?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

How soon does this strip scrabble game start?

Not sure! The master of ceremonies is presently offline

And I did mention groping it while nibbling your neck... I'd just rub it in circles for a while

Oh stop it, you..

(butdon'tactuallystop)

 

[Shadow701]

Fiiiiiiiiine. You're lucky I'm a top notch multitasking cuddler.

Very good to know.