The Construction Thread

Had some of my guys misjudge the force of 30 tons of concrete as not shore up a mold as well as they should have yesterday.

All that concrete made its home all over the yard. Shoveled it into a mud truck for 3 hours last night. That was fun. In the way getting a root canal done on the wrong tooth was fun.

That happened to a fly by night company I was working for once, building an illegal unpermitted crane pad on Newtown Creek off the East River. Whole truck load of concrete went into the river. Then we had to play dumb when the Army Corps of Engineers guys came snooping around asking wtf was going on here.
 
Just had to go searching for a tremmy (spelling?) otherwise known as an elephant trunk. When I called my contact at the concrete supply place he asked me how long I needed it, I told him 6 feet and then he wanted to know how wide I wanted it 8 or 12 inches.

I told him I need it for work, not a dating website. We both laughed and now it's all inappropriate. This business is tough for a chick.
 
That happened to a fly by night company I was working for once, building an illegal unpermitted crane pad on Newtown Creek off the East River. Whole truck load of concrete went into the river. Then we had to play dumb when the Army Corps of Engineers guys came snooping around asking wtf was going on here.

Whoops!!!
 
Just had to go searching for a tremmy (spelling?) otherwise known as an elephant trunk. When I called my contact at the concrete supply place he asked me how long I needed it, I told him 6 feet and then he wanted to know how wide I wanted it 8 or 12 inches.

I told him I need it for work, not a dating website. We both laughed and now it's all inappropriate. This business is tough for a chick.

tremie

You pouring underwater?
 
Just had to go searching for a tremmy (spelling?) otherwise known as an elephant trunk. When I called my contact at the concrete supply place he asked me how long I needed it, I told him 6 feet and then he wanted to know how wide I wanted it 8 or 12 inches.

I told him I need it for work, not a dating website. We both laughed and now it's all inappropriate. This business is tough for a chick.

Just remember...you started it.



I had a woman project manager ask me when we were going to start putting up steel...I replied back that erection was to start next Monday...she sent back a Ha Ha..women in construction..yeah right
 
Just remember...you started it.



I had a woman project manager ask me when we were going to start putting up steel...I replied back that erection was to start next Monday...she sent back a Ha Ha..women in construction..yeah right

I have a dirtier mind than almost any man in this place. I just get away with laughing about things. Because. Boobs.
 
The only things we use currently are a pouring rig and a bucket. We don't often do anything small enough to warrant an elephant trunk.
 
We're in Anchorage, Fairbanks, and Wasilla. They might be smaller like my San Francisco store. I'm at one of the bigger ones.
 
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