Crazy people, do you know one?

[parodyluvr75]

exactly. they don't seem to gather it when outside - the breezes and stuff *nods*

That's my opinion, though opening windows as a substitute for dusting was a failed experiment. But I had to try.

 

[neci]

*Wears straight jacket
*Talks to house plants check
*Rarely leaves the house unless it's under strict supervision check
*Sits on a chair or lies on the couch all day and watches paint dry check
*Is generally oblivious to everyone check
*Excessive facial hair or a beard below
*Is a cheapskate check
*House is padded
*House contains all kinds of restraints check
*Landscaping has bear traps hidden in the bushes check
*Plays the television on very high volume settings and does a strange dance when commercials about all natural male enhancement are playing check - dancing only
*Shouts at people over trivial matters or wants to discuss politics, religion or reality tv
*Sleeps hanging upside down
*Clothes are flame retardant or won't put on clothes despite desperate pleas to do so check
*Refuses to repair things when they break them check

what do i win?

 

[parodyluvr75]

what do i win?

A houseplant to sing to and a bird to dust.

 

[TonyClifton]

http://up.xhamster.com/000/022/765/730_1000.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't you have a fantasy thread, TC?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds normal to me, but I'm not the poster child for not crazy.

well neither am I...

 

[fgarvb1]

Dude.

I was married to a woman that had five different personalities and changed between them suddenly and randomly.

All five knew they were married to be but other than that...YIKES!

One was normal loving house wife, one was hot blooded sex kitten trying to screw me to death, one was Crazy as a march hair threating to kill me ( tried once with a car.) One was supper slut that would fuck and run off with any one with a larger than a shoe size 9 . the other was a combo of poor helpless me and this on would steel husbands stuff and give it to boyfriends and people like that.

Yeah, I saw crazy before.

 

[warrior queen]

I talk to my bonsai plants.
I am sure it makes them grow better
They have names, too!

 

[Killjoy24]

I always heard that talking to plants was healty for them?
It's when you talk to the pot there in is where you get in trouble!
Wow - brain fart - I AM crazy! Woo-Hoo!

 

[CandiCame]

Prince Charles is noted for talking to his plants. It seems to improve their condition and/or crop.

Or is that the army of professional gardeners?

Yeah, I've heard a lot of folk say that.

I know that music helps them grow, there have been studies on that. Because you know, we don't still have cancer or anything. That's a perfectly good way to spend grant money.

 

[Killjoy24]

Hell! I think were all freakin' crazy! That's why we get along!

 

[blobfish]

Crazy? I'm not that.

 

[warrior queen]

Yeah, I've heard a lot of folk say that.

I know that music helps them grow, there have been studies on that. Because you know, we don't still have cancer or anything. That's a perfectly good way to spend grant money.

That's a silly way to think of things.
Next you'll be ranting about the incredible waste of money on the arts, when it could be funnelled to health research

 

[blobfish]

That's a silly way to think of things.
Next you'll be ranting about the incredible waste of money on the arts, when it could be funnelled to health research

Some art is worth funding:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=833366

 

[warrior queen]

I saw that thread, blop
The only reason I have restrained myself from commenting is I'm not sure what to say about the tacky wall panelling.

 

[blobfish]

I saw that thread, blop
The only reason I have restrained myself from commenting is I'm not sure what to say about the tacky wall panelling.

I want you to post because I have a funny joke about racist Australians that I want to use.

 

[warrior queen]

I want you to post because I have a funny joke about racist Australians that I want to use.

And just when it was all going so well, too!

 

[blobfish]

And just when it was all going so well, too!

It was going to be funny!

 

[CandiCame]

That's a silly way to think of things.
Next you'll be ranting about the incredible waste of money on the arts, when it could be funnelled to health research

I don't bitch about things when I get the good end.

I will, however, bitch about athletics soaking up the cash it does.

 

[warrior queen]

I don't bitch about things when I get the good end.

I will, however, bitch about athletics soaking up the cash it does.

Selective bitching.
You sure you're not hormonal?

 

[blobfish]

Here's something that's white and lives down under, but it's not racist!

It would have been funnier in the proper thread.

 

[CandiCame]

Selective bitching.
You sure you're not hormonal?

Maybe.

But I'm also just an American. Selective bitching is our bread & butter. It's called hypocracy.

 

[warrior queen]

Here's something that's white and lives down under, but it's not racist!

It would have been funnier in the proper thread.

If I say I laughed, will that make you feel better?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Crazy? I'm not that.

I doubt that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Here's something that's white and lives down under, but it's not racist!

It would have been funnier in the proper thread.

No really it wouldn't be.