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I saw the pic on adn. Beautiful. It is too early for that, here. Leaf color change has not started getting serious. That might change in a matter of days.
 
The Orionid meteor shower is tonight and it's clear. Should be pretty good.
 
thør said:
People that do a poor job on their windows shouldn't be driving, IMO.

Nice down there?

SWMBO is in your 'hood for the weekend.
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Who is SWMBO?

It's a beautifully sunny 25 degrees here. Looking forward to the meteor shower tonight. Is gonna be nipplish though.

Me? I have to escort to a pool party in a bit. :cool:
 
Aquagal said:
Who is SWMBO?

It's a beautifully sunny 25 degrees here. Looking forward to the meteor shower tonight. Is gonna be nipplish though.

Me? I have to escort to a pool party in a bit. :cool:
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She Who Must Be Obeyed

about the same weather here, but you're supposed to have more of a breeze.

I've got front wheel bearings to change out, later. Oh, boy!
 
thør said:
She Who Must Be Obeyed

about the same weather here, but you're supposed to have more of a breeze.

I've got front wheel bearings to change out, later. Oh, boy!
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Hahahaha!

Nary a waft here.

My personal mechanic is coming tomorrow to not only fetch my car to put on studded tires, but leave me a loaner.

Bonus: I hope you have an indoor heated garage for your bearings.
 
Aquagal said:
My personal mechanic is coming tomorrow to not only fetch my car to put on studded tires, but leave me a loaner.

Bonus: I hope you have an indoor heated garage for your bearings.
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I have mine on already. And the garage floor is heated, so it will be a nice 70°F while I play mechanic. :)
 


I know it's not Anchorage, but where else are you supposed to post moose stories or moose evasion advice ?


SCOTT SIMON: If you take a trip to see autumn foliage in Western Massachusetts this weekend, beware: local moose do not offer photo ops. Pete Brown, who's a logger, learned this last month when he saw a moose while he worked in the woods. He tried to get a picture. Instead, Mr. Brown, who has two hip replacements, got the run of his life. Pete Brown joins us from his home in Belchertown, Massachusetts. Thanks for being with us.

PETE BROWN: Oh, it's my pleasure, Scott.

SIMON: So, you saw a moose, and then what?

BROWN: Well, then he tried to kill me basically. For 10 minutes, he chased me and it was quite an event.

SIMON: I mean, we obviously can joke about it now 'cause you're safe and sound. It's been pointed out it was rutting season - is rutting season - and I wonder did the moose see you as a companion or a rival?

BROWN: Yeah, a couple of people have mentioned that. My ex-wife in particular, she thought that he probably thought I was cute looking and, you know, wanted to add me to his collection.

SIMON: How do you outrun a moose?

BROWN: I managed to do it by zigzagging in and out of the trees because his rack was so wide he kept bumping into trees. At one point, I ran out into a clearing and then he was able to get up ahead of steam. And that was particularly exciting at that point, and then I made it back into the brush and eventually made it back to my scooter.

SIMON: Good Lord. So, I guess the lesson of this is if you're being chase by a moose head for thick foliage?

BROWN: That's what they say. Or they say find a large tree and keep walking around the tree and eventually the moose will get bored and go do something else.

SIMON: Now I understand, although this is the first time that a moose has made a run at you, that you've had previous potentially violent encounters in the woods.

BROWN: Actually, the only other wild animal that's attacked me have been flying squirrels. And so I guess there's some humor there, the Rocky and Bullwinkle thing. You know, yeah, they're quite a team. They're pretty effective.

SIMON: I mean, you get to say Natasha's line, right?

(LAUGHTER)

BROWN: Boris, he's moose on squirrel.

SIMON: Yes, exactly.

BROWN: Eat logger now.

(LAUGHTER)

SIMON: Well, Mr. Brown, we're very happy that you're all in one piece and able to talk about this with us. Thank you very much.

BROWN: And thank you, sir.

SIMON: And keep watching the woods, OK?

BROWN: I will, brother, I will.

SIMON: Pete Brown, a logger in Western Massachusetts was chased by a grouchy bull moose in September but he gave him the slip.
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