Two Questions - Borrowed Time & Clitoris

[Christopher2012]

Okay, so I'm beginning to realize that my questions are kinda dumb. haha But I'm asking anyway!

First of all, I'm starting to realize that I dread scheduled appointments on my days off. A good example is today. Today is my first day off from work, and I have the next 3 days off. Normally, with no plans whatsoever, my mind is at peace with the gods of this universe, and I'm happy. However, a friend from work asked if I wanted to grab something to eat tonight. The truth is, I would absolutely love to hang out with him. He's a cool guy, we get along, everything's great. But now I'm sitting here, playing Assassin's Creed and feeling like I'm living off of borrowed time. I feel mentally imprisoned to the idea of having an obligation to meet. And right now, I only have 2 1/2 hours to play my game and then I have to get ready to go hang out.

And I've always been like this.

The 100% ironic thing about this is that on my days off, I am complete shit. My idea of enjoyment is literally doing nothing. I make zero progress in life during my personal time, which is kind of funny.

So, what is your thoughts about this? Why do I feel so locked down when I actually have something to do?

Also, another question...

Who's idea was it to put the clitoris in a place where the penis doesn't really touch when having penetration sex? I mean, isn't that counterintuitive? I heard that a woman having penetration sex is a similar feeling to a man having his balls played with. And I can tell you, I get maybe 5% enjoyment out of playing with my balls.

See? This is my first day off in 4 days, and I'm on Lit asking questions about men's balls... or wait... what? Nevermind.

 

[Loverskitten]

You must be my long lost brother... wanna get drunk and fuck? LOL

I too get NOTHING DONE and I often dread dates even. I think it's called "lazy" whatever

I wonder why men's cocks don't vibrate, they should.

 

[Christopher2012]

You must be my long lost brother... wanna get drunk and fuck? LOL

I too get NOTHING DONE and I often dread dates even. I think it's called "lazy" whatever

I wonder why men's cocks don't vibrate, they should.

You know, I would love to have sex with you but that would mean I'd have to put it on my schedule and then that whole problem would arise again.

PERFECT SOLUTION - Come to my job and I'll bang you on the counter. I can't get drunk, though. That's against company policy.

 

[Christopher2012]

This post is all kinds of fabulous. Seriously, I love it.

Secondly, I get that pressured and locked down feeling when I make plans too. Generally once I am motivated to get ready I get over it, and I always enjoy it when I am there and engaging, but I do feel really quite stressed and pressured by the thought that there is something I have to be at or do hanging over my head on my free days. So, anyway, I have nothing wise to say, only that you're not alone in that feeling. I'll be interested to see everyone's analysis of this question.


As for the clitoris... I think there should be one on my ear lobe. I'd just sit and rub that thing all day. Penetration is delicious, I get a lot more than 5% enjoyment from it... more like 100% but in 20+ years of sexual adventuring, I can count on one hand the amount of orgasms I've had from penetration alone.

Well, obviously I'm the not the only one who feels this way. I wonder if it's like a spectrum disorder because my case seems REALLY bad.

Ear lobe? Why would you put it on your ear lobe? How about incorporating a clitoris in the lips. That way, you could orgasm while kissing or licking your own lips.

 

[Christopher2012]

Well I need a secret one on my earlobe. So I can just sit there and rub it in meetings or whenever I'm bored. Lips you say... no... that would get annoying when you're eating.

I think that's the clitoris should be located in a woman's asshole. But that's just me.

 

[imemkay]

Christopher! Haven't seen you in ages!

First, the only dumb question is the one not asked!

I hear what you're saying about not feeling motivated about going out. I've got a wedding to go to next weekend. Although I know I'm gonna look smoking hot that night I know it's gonna be like pulling teeth to get me out that door. Just try to think about the fun you'll have once you're out. Sometimes easier said than done.

The second question......you're right it does seem counter intuitive. Lol. A serious design flaw. Other than that comment, I got nothing!

 

[Loverskitten]

I think that's the clitoris should be located in a woman's asshole. But that's just me.

REEEEEALLLLY? So you would lick, suck, and nibble it there? Maybe you haven't thought that through.

 

[Christopher2012]

Christopher! Haven't seen you in ages!

First, the only dumb question is the one not asked!

I hear what you're saying about not feeling motivated about going out. I've got a wedding to go to next weekend. Although I know I'm gonna look smoking hot that night I know it's gonna be like pulling teeth to get me out that door. Just try to think about the fun you'll have once you're out. Sometimes easier said than done.

The second question......you're right it does seem counter intuitive. Lol. A serious design flaw. Other than that comment, I got nothing!

Heeey! Yeah, I started my job and have been pretty busy lately. The job is... uhh... very difficult. haha I'm exhausted.

 

[Christopher2012]

REEEEEALLLLY? So you would lick, suck, and nibble it there? Maybe you haven't thought that through.

Yeah, I would. At least... I think I would... hahahaha! As long as it's clean.

 

[imemkay]

Heeey! Yeah, I started my job and have been pretty busy lately. The job is... uhh... very difficult. haha I'm exhausted.

Haha mine is too, I'm drained right now and I've got another two hours to go. But it's the weekend!

 

[Christopher2012]

Haha mine is too, I'm drained right now and I've got another two hours to go. But it's the weekend!

So the wedding is this weekend? That's 2 women from this forum that are going to weddings.

Why do people get married??? That's a personally issued death sentence, imo. And having a baby is worse...

Oh and hey, about you being smoking hot for the wedding... pics or it didn't happen.

 

[imemkay]

So the wedding is this weekend? That's 2 women from this forum that are going to weddings.

Why do people get married??? That's a personally issued death sentence, imo. And having a baby is worse...

Oh and hey, about you being smoking hot for the wedding... pics or it didn't happen.

The one I'm going to is next weekend..

Umm because they love each other?? I mean mine didnt work out but I wouldn't rule it out in the future. A baby is not worse.....mine is the thing that ever happened to me!

Pics or it didn't happen? Hmmm, I'll think about it! LOL

 

[Christopher2012]

The one I'm going to is next weekend..

Umm because they love each other?? I mean mine didnt work out but I wouldn't rule it out in the future. A baby is not worse.....mine is the thing that ever happened to me!

Pics or it didn't happen? Hmmm, I'll think about it! LOL

Yeah, but the potential to lose everything is too great to actually get married. Why not just be together as permanent lovers mentally instead of legally? Obviously, the written document doesn't mean shit in today's world.

And having kids... well... I hate kids.... but that's just me.

Good, because if you're going to brag about how hot you're going to be, I wanna see.

(UPDATE: I only have an hour until I have to get ready to go... this sucks. I haven't even gotten to really play my video game thanks to this thread and the women posting on it. 'sigh' But because I can't talk to women in real life, I have to do it here... fml... fml... fml... haha)

 

[GrrlFriday]

It's just that it's outside your usual routine - and he asked you - so you feel constrained by it. You'll have a lot of fun when you do go, though. Just don't be entirely open when he asks you what you did beforehand.... 'I played Assassin's Creed... and asked women about their clits'.

 

[imemkay]

Yeah, but the potential to lose everything is too great to actually get married. Why not just be together as permanent lovers mentally instead of legally? Obviously, the written document doesn't mean shit in today's world.

And having kids... well... I hate kids.... but that's just me.

Good, because if you're going to brag about how hot you're going to be, I wanna see.

(UPDATE: I only have an hour until I have to get ready to go... this sucks. I haven't even gotten to really play my video game thanks to this thread and the women posting on it. 'sigh' But because I can't talk to women in real life, I have to do it here... fml... fml... fml... haha)

Complaint about talking to smoking hot women instead of playing a video game...I'll paraphrase your favorite line for you......I just don't understand!!

Have fun night!!!!!

 

[Christopher2012]

Complaint about talking to smoking hot women instead of playing a video game...I'll paraphrase your favorite line for you......I just don't understand!!

Have fun night!!!!!

Oh Meredith, hardy har har... I'm surprised you haven't teamed up with pmann and Jane yet.

It would become the trio of Chris Haters.

I expect some good pics of you drunk and yelling "Objection!" inappropriately during the wedding. haha!

 

[imemkay]

Oh Meredith, hardy har har... I'm surprised you haven't teamed up with pmann and Jane yet.

It would become the trio of Chris Haters.

I expect some good pics of you drunk and yelling "Objection!" inappropriately during the wedding. haha!

Hey...you got the vowels right this time! Thanks!!

I don't know who Jane is. Team up with pmann? Good idea...hanging with him would probably improve my abilities in the snark department.

I'm not a Chris hater...I root for you actually. I have high hopes for you!

I dont drink, so you'll see no drunken pics of me! And objecting would devastate my friend!

 

[Christopher2012]

Hey...you got the vowels right this time! Thanks!!

I don't know who Jane is. Team up with pmann? Good idea...hanging with him would probably improve my abilities in the snark department.

I'm not a Chris hater...I root for you actually. I have high hopes for you!

I dont drink, so you'll see no drunken pics of me! And objecting would devastate my friend!

So are you going to find a guy at the wedding to take back to your place so you can take advantage of him when he's drunk?

 

[imemkay]

So are you going to find a guy at the wedding to take back to your place so you can take advantage of him when he's drunk?

One, wouldn't take him back to my place as I have a child there...please reference the how to date a single mother thread.....

Two, sloppy drunk boys are gross! And they don't remember anything...they'll want to be remembering this smoking hotness!

 

[Christopher2012]

One, wouldn't take him back to my place as I have a child there...please reference the how to date a single mother thread.....

Two, sloppy drunk boys are gross! And they don't remember anything...they'll want to be remembering this smoking hotness!

Well, I have my own place now. So, you can come back here if you want to. And I'll try really hard to convince you that I'm not drunk.

 

[imemkay]

Well, I have my own place now. So, you can come back here if you want to. And I'll try really hard to convince you that I'm not drunk.

Yeah, but you live so far away....
And besides Christopher, we're kinda friends....you don't go for that kind of thing. Alas, I fear there is no future for us.

 

[imemkay]

And stop chatting up the girls and get ready to go out and have fun!!!!

 

[Christopher2012]

And stop chatting up the girls and get ready to go out and have fun!!!!

I'm procrastinating right now... I'm going to wait for the baseball game to end before I go. 'sigh'

 

[imemkay]

I'm procrastinating right now... I'm going to wait for the baseball game to end before I go. 'sigh'

CHRISTOPHER!!! Get off your ass and go to dinner!!!! Don't make me get out the crop!!!!!

 

[Christopher2012]

CHRISTOPHER!!! Get off your ass and go to dinner!!!! Don't make me get out the crop!!!!!

MEREDITH!!! The game's on. I've never been a baseball fan before. This is the perfect time to start being one.