Let's get to the bottom...

[oggbashan]

I think this might be a plot bunny:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/only-brazil-nationwide-pageant-cutest-female-bottom-210822979.html

Brazil's upcoming municipal elections are being overshadowed by the Miss Bum Bum pageant, a nationwide online contest to find the cutest female behind.

Young ladies representing the country's 26 states and the federal district Brasilia are vying to qualify for the grand finale scheduled to take place in Sao Paulo on November 30.

The female derriere has traditionally had great symbolic significance in Brazilian culture, as attested by the wild popularity of bum dancing among the young.

"I think that the tropical climate, the carnival and all this racial mixing gives the Brazilian woman a unique biotype on the planet," pageant organizer Cacau Oliver, a well-known female beauty spotter, told AFP.

"The Brazilian woman's derriere is a part of the body that the whole world admires and the contest just reaffirms this," he added.

What happens if your girlfriend isn't placed, or is just runner-up?

 

[TxRad]

As a long time devout ass man, I have to admit that Brazil does have it's share of fine female derrieres.

I wonder if there are any judging positions available.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

As a long time devout ass man, I have to admit that Brazil does have it's share of fine female derrieres.

I wonder if there are any judging positions available.

And will they pay airfare?

 

[oggbashan]

And will they pay airfare?

Of course not. YOU have to pay to be a judge...

 

[Saucyminx]

I met a girl friend at one of the local PA tourist traps and there was a very striking Brazilian couple walking in front of us. I couldn't have pried my eyes off her ass with a crow bar. It was perfection and since she was tall and I'm not, also about eye level. We followed them around for a while just to admire it.

I seriously wanted to bite it.

That was years ago and we still talk about that woman's ass.

I couldn't be a judge in that contest. I would be a wreck.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I looked at the picture, and they are all beauties. I also read the comments, and some people are calling the girls fat.

 

[Brandie69]

"What happens if your girlfriend isn't placed, or is just runner-up?"

You silly man, the answer is obvious.


You should stand behind her, no matter what.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I looked at the picture, and they are all beauties. I also read the comments, and some people are calling the girls fat.

Runway model besotted anorexiaphiles that they be, poor idiots.

 

[TE999]

That picture of the contestants reminds me of the planet Jupiter ... all those pretty moons.

 

[Doctor Joe]

I'm thinking a lap dance by each one of the finalists is in order to find the winner!