The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[cfuhrer]

So I re-signed as a consultant so I could get my product at half off, now I'm thinking "you're a stay at home mom, why on Earth would you not work the business and try and make some money?"
I'm not sure how I feel about that, I have some soul searching to do.

 

[BiBunny]

I used to love this place, but it seems like every time I log in lately, I see something else that makes my head explode. I can only glue it back together so many times, y'know.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I used to love this place, but it seems like every time I log in lately, I see something else that makes my head explode. I can only glue it back together so many times, y'know.

*passes a roll of duct tape*

 

[BiBunny]

*passes a roll of duct tape*

Gracias!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have two prototypes nearly finished, which took me just about one year to do. Now I have to attend to the business plan and it's really terrifying me. I have some halfbaked ideas, and several alternatives, but I hardly know how to start this process. Business is nothing I am cognisant in.

There is now a crowdsourcing site for adult projects, by the way-- offbeatr.com.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You can sell abusive belles lettres to horny bicurious submissive dudes and utter nary a peep.

Agility, it's all about agility.

One thing I don't get about Lit is that ppl write for free as much as they do. There are far better writers here than I am, but I'm a bitch about getting paid to, since I hate doing it.

Thanks for the business tips. I'm pretty agile. Am I that agile? Perhaps. I wonder if abusivebellelettres.com is spoken for.

It's because they weren't smart (or innovative) enough to understand the brilliance of the mesmerizing DGE aura.... that, or you wore more suit to the interview than you do in your av. A little bit of subtle asset flashing can't hurt, you know.

Just sayin'.

I'll do my best to add to the feel better-ness, but right now I'm about 60/40 of OMG yay/OMG what-if-I-just-bullshitted-my-way-into-this-and-fail-spectacularly?

So glad I get to clean The Man's™ house and make him dinner tomorrow...

Yes, well, they declined to wear the emerald 3D glasses that I passed around at the beginning (to make me look "so real.") I wore a suit, but not THAT suit, and it was buttoned down, and up, and no assets were flashed.

Evidently the presentation requirement of the interview was something else that I didn't pick up on.

You don't really seem to bullshit your way into things. Rather, you seem to draw on a sharp mind and solid insticts.

I'm sure they wouldn't want someone like that.

Sorry!
Hope something good shows up on the horizon soon.


My own job is getting on my nerves to the point where TGIF doesn't even begin to cover it.

Thanks, IA. The horizon was clear today. I hiked a mountain with a friend, and could see for many miles. There's nothing quite like making it to the top of a mountain on a fall day when it comes to refueling.

I looked, but there was nothing interesting, career-wise on the horizon, however. For you or me. Maybe tomorrow.

Bummer dude. If I wasn't so wiped out I would say something witty so...

***This coupon is good for one extremely witty Keroin comment to be redeemed after October 4, 2012***



And, man, this is going to be a BIG job. Yeesh.

I want my witty comment. The coupon has no expiration date. Actually, maybe I'll use it on double coupon day.

Building a new, tree-proof fence, huh?

 

[cfuhrer]

All I did today was take sweet peppers out of the dehydrator, put green onions in, get some potatoes par cooked and ready to freeze, and get everything set up to put away salsa.

I'm dog tired!

Today wasn't even a drop in the bucket compared to what I used to do in a day preserving-wise. Le sigh. Le zzzzzzzzzz.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Sometimes, I doubt my relationship. It sometimes feels too constricting and like I'm giving up too much of myself and my plans. But when I think about life without him, it just feels so....I don't want that.

And when I get in these introspective drunken moods, my mind just spirals out of control (not in a vestibular vertigo-type manner) and I start to question everything. It's worse when I get inebriated around my roommate. I still don't know if I have a girl-crush on her, or if it's just an extension of my hero-worship complex paired with the deprivations that come with a long distance relationship, or something else. She really is an exceptional human being (in multiple contexts of the term), but you know. vaginas are gross (personal opinion, not saying anyone has to agree with me but you know. skin folds. ew.)

*Scratches head* itch itch itch stupid new shampoo I don't htink I like you.

Uhmmmm

What was I talking about?

Oh yes. I miss the boy. I want him here. I want him here to cuddle, to talk to and to fuck. I particularly like it when I'm inebriated and he has only drunk just enough for him to stop treating me like a china doll, but not enough to get whisky dick. I realize that's not the wisest combination but it does usually result in an enjoyable evening...

what? where was I? uhm...HI HOW'RE YOU ALL DOING?!

 

[NikiCole]

My mind is on a rail tonight, it won't slow down.
Images keep flashing,
a balcony, a storm sweeping in over the ocean, I don't know who is behind me, but don't let them stop, please?

 

[seela]

Sometimes, I doubt my relationship. It sometimes feels too constricting and like I'm giving up too much of myself and my plans. But when I think about life without him, it just feels so....I don't want that.

I remember feeling like that, too, when we had a long distance relationship. In a way I've still felt like that even after we moved in together, because we've been living in a town where my work prospectives have been close to a zero. I've often wondered whether I've sacrificed too much, and at times the thought has been hauntingly powerful. (Especially in my PMS mopey days...)

But in the end it's so worth it. I wouldn't do anything differently, except maybe move here sooner and spend less time fussing over the pros and cons of a long distance relationship. I can't imagine being without him.

Oh, and I'm having shampoo trouble as well. See, we're, like, sooooooo alike!

Good to see you around, BBE.

 

[Etoile]

Chilling in an internet cafe. It:s not that my mom kicked me out of my own apartment, it's just that she said "do you want to take the day off and rest after working all week?" and when I said "yes" she said "I think I will take the day off too." Er...mom...if you're there, it's not restful for me, LOL.

But I am happy in my little internet cafe booth, so that's worth the money.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Thanks, IA. The horizon was clear today. I hiked a mountain with a friend, and could see for many miles. There's nothing quite like making it to the top of a mountain on a fall day when it comes to refueling.

I looked, but there was nothing interesting, career-wise on the horizon, however. For you or me. Maybe tomorrow.

Ah, I miss the mountains. There are not enough around here.

As for the career options on the horizon, something will show up tomorrow or some other day.

 

[Micklesko]

So I re-signed as a consultant so I could get my product at half off, now I'm thinking "you're a stay at home mom, why on Earth would you not work the business and try and make some money?"
I'm not sure how I feel about that, I have some soul searching to do.

I like your posting; the poem was good and matches most all of my own sentiments.
I hope you get the work thing sorted out for yourself.
It is handy to have an income.

 

[intothewoods]

I'm getting burnt out listening to people with degrees whining about not finding work in their fielllllld wahhhhhhh...

now the poli sci and science majors know the bullshit I had to listen to.

And I make more in phone sex than I would with tenure. Roll up your sleeves and cope.

Oh wait, maybe being an ART major taught me some creativity and flexibility while you laughed.

/rightwing moment

Ha ha ha -- oh wait, I was a pol sci major. But seriously, I had the same experience. It's always -- why did you major in that? What were you thinking?

Thanks. I am thinking that it was probably not as good a job as I thought, or wondering if certain interview questions didn't go as well as I thought they had, or maybe that the person they chose is just a better fit... But I really just think they made a mistake.

I am scanning the horizon again.

Go for it. I see a tarot-sorta niche for you. Actually, my grandmother used to say, "DGE, honey, there will always be room in phone sex for you, you and your raspy frog voice, nervous mannerisms and Turrets."

I totally want to know your deal DGE. What you want to do, where you live, etc. You're like that Dos Equis guy.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ha ha ha -- oh wait, I was a pol sci major. But seriously, I had the same experience. It's always -- why did you major in that? What were you thinking?





I totally want to know your deal DGE. What you want to do, where you live, etc. You're like that Dos Equis guy.

Me too. I don't often get curious about DGE, but when I do, I use the DOS X Keys.

 

[intothewoods]

Me too. I don't often get curious about DGE, but when I do, I use the DOS X Keys.

Lol, nerd!

 

[Allyourbase]

Me too. I don't often get curious about DGE, but when I do, I use the DOS X Keys.

Hahahahah!

This made my evening.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I totally want to know your deal DGE. What you want to do, where you live, etc. You're like that Dos Equis guy.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ah, I miss the mountains. There are not enough around here.

As for the career options on the horizon, something will show up tomorrow or some other day.

I heart mountains! I think every city and town should have one, and those that don't should float a bond issue to build one. Or contract with a coal company to move one, which is better than dumping them into valleys after they've been sifted through for fossil fuels. If you PM me your address, I'll send you one. It may take awhile, but I have a lot of Forever stamps.

Me too. I don't often get curious about DGE, but when I do, I use the DOS X Keys.

I've always been a Mac guy, so that joke threw me ferment.

 

[Keroin]

10 more days until I can write again. 10 more days until I can write again. 10 more days...

 

[NikiCole]

College Football vs. Sex

Ah, football season has begun, which means if I want attention/sex/acknowledgement during ANY college game I am out of luck. And if the Tide is playing, it will be on every TV and radio station available. I believe he has a crush on Coach Saban.
Is it only in the south this fetish happens, where college ball can make family mortal enemies, life long friends fight, and significant others to have affairs with player statisics?
Have you ever seen an Auburn fan and a Tide fan physically fight, over nothing then come to find out an LSU fan threw a punch somewhere along the way? That poor LSU fan gets pummeled by both.

I hate college football.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I heart mountains! I think every city and town should have one, and those that don't should float a bond issue to build one. Or contract with a coal company to move one, which is better than dumping them into valleys after they've been sifted through for fossil fuels. If you PM me your address, I'll send you one. It may take awhile, but I have a lot of Forever stamps.

That's the kind of spirit you just have to admire!

There is sea nearby which is a consolation but I agree, more mountains to the people. Both mountains and sea, if I get to choose.
Yes, I know I'm greedy.

 

[midwestyankee]

I've always been a Mac guy, so that joke threw me ferment.

Now it's clear that my suspicions have long been right: to be a Mac guy you have to be drunk.

 

[CutieMouse]

Well.Fuck.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.