The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

Good morning peanut gallery.

You're all in fine form, I see.

You obviously needed more classes at Hogwarts in De Fence Against the Bark Arts.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/303196_284762868296117_528120722_n.jpg

Oh, that's brilliant.

Malibu Dreamdungeon, please.

Hehehe. Just noticed the manufacturer's logo.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s480x480/303196_284762868296117_528120722_n.jpg

I don't see any floggers, paddles, crops or canes... what is one supposed to DO with her?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I don't see any floggers, paddles, crops or canes... what is one supposed to DO with her?

Those tiny wooden ice cream spoons...

 

[the captians wench]

I don't see any floggers, paddles, crops or canes... what is one supposed to DO with her?

Looks like there's a single tail on the side there...man I do miss those bastards.
Mostly, though, it looks like all she's good for is shoving things in places. Which does have a time and place, but I do like a little pain with my forced orgasms.

 

[rida]

Because I know she reads this thread:

Thank you for dragging me out tonight, rida! It was so wonderful to see you!

Same here!

I really needed a little outing myself!
(moms ... Lol! ^_~)

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I don't see any floggers, paddles, crops or canes... what is one supposed to DO with her?

This is just the "Bondage" version, which is more of a set-it-and-forget-it sort of plaything. I think you might be thinking of the S&M one, Sir.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This is just the "Bondage" version, which is more of a set-it-and-forget-it sort of plaything. I think you might be thinking of the S&M one, Sir.

Yeah, that *would* be my preference

 

[Netzach]

I'm getting burnt out listening to people with degrees whining about not finding work in their fielllllld wahhhhhhh...

now the poli sci and science majors know the bullshit I had to listen to.

And I make more in phone sex than I would with tenure. Roll up your sleeves and cope.

Oh wait, maybe being an ART major taught me some creativity and flexibility while you laughed.

/rightwing moment

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm getting burnt out listening to people with degrees whining about not finding work in their fielllllld wahhhhhhh...

now the poli sci and science majors know the bullshit I had to listen to.

And I make more in phone sex than I would with tenure. Roll up your sleeves and cope.

Oh wait, maybe being an ART major taught me some creativity and flexibility while you laughed.

/rightwing moment

Netzach 2016. Now with 47% more snark.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Argh!!!

*head/desk*

sigh...

(sometimes I feel like Charlie Brown)

 

[CutieMouse]

I'm getting burnt out listening to people with degrees whining about not finding work in their fielllllld wahhhhhhh...

now the poli sci and science majors know the bullshit I had to listen to.

And I make more in phone sex than I would with tenure. Roll up your sleeves and cope.

Oh wait, maybe being an ART major taught me some creativity and flexibility while you laughed.

/rightwing moment

Yep.

Except in my case, it's been years of "Why don't you be a more responsible adult and get a real job [instead of doing this vintage shit]?" followed by "Lingerie... riiiight. If you really applied yourself, don't you think you'd be doing something a little more REAL?"



I'd expand on that, but I don't want to jinx the offer that *might, maybe, possibly* be in the works.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yep.

Except in my case, it's been years of "Why don't you be a more responsible adult and get a real job [instead of doing this vintage shit]?" followed by "Lingerie... riiiight. If you really applied yourself, don't you think you'd be doing something a little more REAL?"



I'd expand on that, but I don't want to jinx the offer that *might, maybe, possibly* be in the works.

Good luck. You will, or would, or could, do great.

My potentially-amazing career opportunity turned to ashes as I carried it out of the forest into the morning sun, and I am thus, really disappointed. I truly am. I am thinking of diverting my career in art-inspired phone sex.

I think it's entirely reasonable to ask that you make me feel better by getting your paticular offer. Right?

 

[gypsy*seer]

My potentially-amazing career opportunity turned to ashes as I carried it out of the forest into the morning sun, and I am thus, really disappointed. I truly am. I am thinking of diverting my career in art-inspired phone sex.

I'm really sorry, DeeeGE. Better things must be on the horizon for you!

As far as the phone sex is concerned, Netzach seems to have it nailed. Funny, I actually looked twice to her lastest post and thought "Hmmm....she may be onto something!"

Great minds think alike - or something like that! lol...

Where's Keroin to weigh in?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm really sorry, DeeeGE. Better things must be on the horizon for you!

As far as the phone sex is concerned, Netzach seems to have it nailed. Funny, I actually looked twice to her lastest post and thought "Hmmm....she may be onto something!"

Great minds think alike - or something like that! lol...

Where's Keroin to weigh in?

Thanks. I am thinking that it was probably not as good a job as I thought, or wondering if certain interview questions didn't go as well as I thought they had, or maybe that the person they chose is just a better fit... But I really just think they made a mistake.

I am scanning the horizon again.

Go for it. I see a tarot-sorta niche for you. Actually, my grandmother used to say, "DGE, honey, there will always be room in phone sex for you, you and your raspy frog voice, nervous mannerisms and Turrets."

 

[Netzach]

Thanks. I am thinking that it was probably not as good a job as I thought, or wondering if certain interview questions didn't go as well as I thought they had, or maybe that the person they chose is just a better fit... But I really just think they made a mistake.

I am scanning the horizon again.

Go for it. I see a tarot-sorta niche for you. Actually, my grandmother used to say, "DGE, honey, there will always be room in phone sex for you, you and your raspy frog voice, nervous mannerisms and Turrets."

You can sell abusive belles lettres to horny bicurious submissive dudes and utter nary a peep.

Agility, it's all about agility.

One thing I don't get about Lit is that ppl write for free as much as they do. There are far better writers here than I am, but I'm a bitch about getting paid to, since I hate doing it.

 

[BiBunny]

I need Adderall or a good coke addiction or something. My motivation is nil right now when it needs to be through the roof. Blech.

 

[CutieMouse]

Good luck. You will, or would, or could, do great.

My potentially-amazing career opportunity turned to ashes as I carried it out of the forest into the morning sun, and I am thus, really disappointed. I truly am. I am thinking of diverting my career in art-inspired phone sex.

I think it's entirely reasonable to ask that you make me feel better by getting your paticular offer. Right?

It's because they weren't smart (or innovative) enough to understand the brilliance of the mesmerizing DGE aura.... that, or you wore more suit to the interview than you do in your av. A little bit of subtle asset flashing can't hurt, you know.

Just sayin'.

I'll do my best to add to the feel better-ness, but right now I'm about 60/40 of OMG yay/OMG what-if-I-just-bullshitted-my-way-into-this-and-fail-spectacularly?

So glad I get to clean The Man's™ house and make him dinner tomorrow...

 

[IrisAlthea]

Thanks. I am thinking that it was probably not as good a job as I thought, or wondering if certain interview questions didn't go as well as I thought they had, or maybe that the person they chose is just a better fit... But I really just think they made a mistake.

I am scanning the horizon again.

Go for it. I see a tarot-sorta niche for you. Actually, my grandmother used to say, "DGE, honey, there will always be room in phone sex for you, you and your raspy frog voice, nervous mannerisms and Turrets."

Sorry!
Hope something good shows up on the horizon soon.


My own job is getting on my nerves to the point where TGIF doesn't even begin to cover it.

 

[NikiCole]

Cutting grass

The neighbor's lawn care service cut half my front yard.... great. Now I have to go out there and cut mine.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The neighbor's lawn care service cut half my front yard.... great. Now I have to go out there and cut mine.

At least you only have to cut half of it, since they did the other half. Try to match their cut height, though, or it will look all effed up until the next time you do the whole thing.

 

[cfuhrer]

At least you only have to cut half of it, since they did the other half. Try to match their cut height, though, or it will look all effed up until the next time you do the whole thing.

Or just go grab a flag off the golf course and plant it on the short side.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Or just go grab a flag off the golf course and plant it on the short side.

+1 Internets

 

[Keroin]

My potentially-amazing career opportunity turned to ashes as I carried it out of the forest into the morning sun, and I am thus, really disappointed. I truly am. I am thinking of diverting my career in art-inspired phone sex.

I think it's entirely reasonable to ask that you make me feel better by getting your paticular offer. Right?

Bummer dude. If I wasn't so wiped out I would say something witty so...

***This coupon is good for one extremely witty Keroin comment to be redeemed after October 4, 2012***



And, man, this is going to be a BIG job. Yeesh.

 

[the captians wench]

well that pain in my ass is back.

going to have to tell the boss that I just can't work dinner peak. They get too busy and I end up on my feet way more than I'm supposed to be.

 

[gypsy*seer]

The neighbor's lawn care service cut half my front yard.... great. Now I have to go out there and cut mine.

You've got to admit....that's pretty funny!

well that pain in my ass is back.

going to have to tell the boss that I just can't work dinner peak. They get too busy and I end up on my feet way more than I'm supposed to be.

I'm sorry you hurting, wenchie! Hope you feel better real soon!