How to ask her ya wanna play with her titties

[thundergod66]

Which is the best way you want to ask your best friends wife that ya want to play and suck on there titties...Any ideas??

 

[Off]

Tell her you're playing a trick on her husband and she should just play along.....

 

[DarkPleasures]

Which is the best way you want to ask your best friends wife that ya want to play and suck on there titties...Any ideas??

Ask your best friend, first, and see if he beats the shit out of you.

 

[Ellafun]

Wait....let me stop laughing and I'll see if I can actually come up with a rational response for this question...

Nope. Haven't stopped laughing yet....

 

[DarkPleasures]

Wait....let me stop laughing and I'll see if I can actually come up with a rational response for this question...

Nope. Haven't stopped laughing yet....

Lit needs a LIKE button still.

 

[subwannabe]

I wanted to post but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Ellafun]

I wanted to post but I can't stop laughing.

Me neither! Every time I think I have it under control, I look a the OP, and damn...I start cracking up all over again! Bwahahaaaa!

 

[Lord Pmann]

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Certain thread titles are just captivating. Like the anal fisting one. But this guy just takes the cake. Hahahaha. I love this thread.

To the OP... You have a way with words my friend. You're the Shakespeare of titty playing. So why not just use some of your charm to get those funbags in your mouth?

 

[Ellafun]

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Certain thread titles are just captivating. Like the anal fisting one. But this guy just takes the cake. Hahahaha. I love this thread.

To the OP... You have a way with words my friend. You're the Shakespeare of titty playing. So why not just use some of your charm to get those funbags in your mouth?

THAT'S IT!!! He should just get a t-shirt printed up to wear around his friend that says, "Hey, dude, Can I get your wife's funbags in my mouth?"


*laughing so hard my stomach hurts. seriously..wtf

 

[Randolph]

I guess you've really got to pick your moment...

Maybe at a close friend's funeral?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You just have to let a girl know you want her titties in yer mouf. That's it. Simple. Don't beat around the bush (heeheehee). Just let her know.

 

[blulilacgrl]

You just have to let a girl know you want her titties in yer mouf. That's it. Simple. Don't beat around the bush (heeheehee). Just let her know.

Hey pmann? Can I play with your man titties? Pleeeease?

 

[Edensgarden]

Which is the best way you want to ask your best friends wife that ya want to play and suck on there titties...Any ideas??

Really?!?

Tell her handsome Pedro is hot for her. You can milk her plump titties while she milks handsome Pedro for you.

You did tell me in another thread that Pedro was handsome and wanted a good milking...right?

 

[DarkPleasures]

I guess you've really got to pick your moment...

Maybe at a close friend's funeral?

I think this would be wonderful for the OP!

 

[Edensgarden]

Maybe he could show her his "dick tits" first....then she might be willing to flash hers? It's worth a try.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He's just asking to play with her titties, not stick his fist up her ass. You have to do that in writing.

Oh, and blulilac- kiss my ass.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've thought long and hard (heehee) about this. So here is how the conversation should go:

Pedro: 'Sup boo?
Wife: Why the fuck are you talking to me?
Pedro: I gots a question, sweet thang.
Wife: Leave me alone creeper.
Pedro: Do you mind if I put my dick tits in your ass?
Wife: Are you mental? You're disgusting.
Pedro: Okay, well how about I just play with ya titties?
Wife: Hmmmmm. Sounds better than your dick tits in my ass. Why not?

Then you'll be squeezing away like a dirty little Pedro.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Oh, and blulilac- kiss my ass.

Umm.. is that a yes or a no?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Umm.. is that a yes or a no?

Emphatic no. I am not a piece of meat, ya know.

 

[Que]

If you have to ask you already know the answer is No.

On the other hand if this is just something you're justthinking now idly musing about I wouldn't start with the boobs I'd probably start with the forearm and work your way up. Lots of eyecontact...lots of smiles. Its The kind of thing that you have to ask for non verbally....be prepared to duck.... personally if I was after it I probably wouldn't stop until about the third progressively hard slap.

Ok, i did a little bit of reading up on your history here to give you a little bit better more custom tailored advice.

I think I figured out what the problem is you need different friends... I know I know you're thinking bros before hoes and I'm With You Man...

But here's the thing you need a bro with a ho!

I mean, on the one hand you're looking for a nice lady to chat with you on the other hand you want to fuck your friend's wife... what you need is a friend who's got a really nice' very friendly little bit slutty wife.

It would probably help if she's not too bright and perhaps a little bit of a drunk.

I hope that helps!

Emphatic no. I am not a piece of meat, ya know.

-that ain't what i heard!
I mean as a stick figure u could prolly use a little meat on your bones...and believe me- i feel ya brother...i was 72 lbs entering high school. But word is youre hung like a stray mark on a bubble sheet wid a no2 pencil!

 

[blulilacgrl]

Emphatic no. I am not a piece of meat, ya know.

Pffftt... since when?

 

[Edensgarden]

I've thought long and hard (heehee) about this. So here is how the conversation should go:

Pedro: 'Sup boo?
Wife: Why the fuck are you talking to me?
Pedro: I gots a question, sweet thang.
Wife: Leave me alone creeper.
Pedro: Do you mind if I put my dick tits in your ass?
Wife: Are you mental? You're disgusting.
Pedro: Okay, well how about I just play with ya titties?
Wife: Hmmmmm. Sounds better than your dick tits in my ass. Why not?

Then you'll be squeezing away like a dirty little Pedro.

I think this is a good start, but while he may be thinking with his Pedro, he wouldn't be conversating (a non-word I hate, btw, but seemed appropriate for this thread) with his Pedro. Or maybe he would.....

 

[Scentofawoman]

I've thought long and hard (heehee) about this. So here is how the conversation should go:

Pedro: 'Sup boo?
Wife: Why the fuck are you talking to me?
Pedro: I gots a question, sweet thang.
Wife: Leave me alone creeper.
Pedro: Do you mind if I put my dick tits in your ass?
Wife: Are you mental? You're disgusting.
Pedro: Okay, well how about I just play with ya titties?
Wife: Hmmmmm. Sounds better than your dick tits in my ass. Why not?

Then you'll be squeezing away like a dirty little Pedro.

Oh Pmann . I still love you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think this is a good start, but while he may be thinking with his Pedro, he wouldn't be conversating (a non-word I hate, btw, but seemed appropriate for this thread) with his Pedro. Or maybe he would.....

The word conversating "fustrates" you?

 

[r_mck]

"Hey, bitch, get 'em titties out."

That's what I do, anyway.