Should you really put that in there?

[blobfish]

Pray tell, what did she do?? Inquiring minds want to know!!

She lost a candlestick in her pink slip, and we had to wait for it to melt out.

 

[Oscuridad]

Pillar candles may be expensive...

But I think it was worth it.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dy53vi1B1rwyuyno1_400.gif

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79gj3RAh91ry1fc9o1_500.jpg

 

[Oscuridad]

Oh dear...

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59bqn2yLy1qej35no1_400.jpg

 

[LongDrySpell]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79gj3RAh91ry1fc9o1_500.jpg

Boy, I REALLY hope the ones with the handles pointing out are spoons.

 

[Prettywilling]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59bqn2yLy1qej35no1_400.jpg

That particular insertion looks positively innocent compared to some

 

[Oscuridad]

That particular insertion looks positively innocent compared to some

Compared to the preceding, doubly if not trebly so.

 

[BrentCrude]

I've heard of putting your gum on the bedpost, but...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88b5y4mgt1qdmdg5o1_500.jpg

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8azwvS1uR1qadwmuo1_400.gif

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m58qru9Byb1r3qtkao1_400.gif

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbgjazd9E1qbrsqao1_500.jpg

 

[neci]

i like my vodka cold.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmqbtmFeb1qiwn9jo1_500.jpg

 

[BrentCrude]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrdqbgm19u1qmtx9po1_400.gif

 

[Earl]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmqbtmFeb1qiwn9jo1_500.jpg

You have to ask yourself, why?

 

[Earl]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbgjazd9E1qbrsqao1_500.jpg

That's going to be real tight when she's done. She'll complain that she can't feel it the next time she gets fucked and blame the guy for having a small cock.

 

[basic_desires]

That's going to be real tight when she's done. She'll complain that she can't feel it the next time she gets fucked and blame the guy for having a small cock.

Nah, she's practising for having kids, apparently that makes it easier

 

[basic_desires]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79gj3RAh91ry1fc9o1_500.jpg

Mum, I've set the table...!

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmqbtmFeb1qiwn9jo1_500.jpg

She reminds me of Judy Greer.

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxv6elw5Qf1r9mubdo1_500.jpg

 

[BrentCrude]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v5qvz56n1r1o1iho1_500.jpg

 

[Prince Albert]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v5qvz56n1r1o1iho1_500.jpg

Yes we et what is going on. Just one question who is number 1 in her book????

 

[Radiohead]

That's going to be real tight when she's done. She'll complain that she can't feel it the next time she gets fucked and blame the guy for having a small cock.

And he will.

And thats his problem.