Self-objectification

[theapproachingcurve]

I was in Montreal, and I went to The authoritative place for poutine (french fries with gravy and cheese curds), La Banquise. I specifically got La T-Rex , which additionally came topped with ground beef, sausage, pepperoni, and bacon. Yeah...that filled me up pretty good. And probably clogged my aorta.

Sweet jeebus. Reading about it clogged MY aorta.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Top half or bottom half?

Think of me as a floater...whatever hole needs plugging...

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Yum, but the perv in me can think of much better things for dessert.

French silk pie?! Yes, please.

Think of me as a floater...whatever hole needs plugging...

Well I am glad you're versatile..

 

[Pervy_Sage]

French silk pie?! Yes, please.



Well I am glad you're versatile..

I do what I can. That's just how I roll.

 

[lionguy1975]

French silk pie?! Yes, please.

Precisely what I was thinking of. That or creme brulee.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I do what I can. That's just how I roll.

Gold star for you!

Precisely what I was thinking of. That or creme brulee.

Ooo do I get to play with the mini torch?! Because I like a little danger with my dessert..

 

[k_m_d_]

I want a gold star.

 

[lionguy1975]

Gold star for you!



Ooo do I get to play with the mini torch?! Because I like a little danger with my dessert..

For you dear, of course

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Gold star! Hell yeah. Today a gold star...tomorrow the world....and your bewbz!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

I want a gold star.

It's one of those things that's earned, ya know? And you don't get gold stars for smartassery, so you're out of luck.

For you dear, of course

Gold star! Hell yeah. Today a gold star...tomorrow the world....and your bewbz!

I'm glad my bewbz are in such fantastic company!

 

[k_m_d_]

It's one of those things that's earned, ya know? And you don't get gold stars for smartassery, so you're out of luck.

And why ever aren't there gold stars for smartassery? Nobody does it better than me.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

It's one of those things that's earned, ya know? And you don't get gold stars for smartassery, so you're out of luck.







I'm glad my bewbz are in such fantastic company!

Well, you have fantastic bewbage, so its praise well earned!

 

[theapproachingcurve]

And why ever aren't there gold stars for smartassery? Nobody does it better than me.

Because I just made up that rule and I'm sticking by it?

Well, you have fantastic bewbage, so its praise well earned!

D'aw shucks.. lol thanks babycakes

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Because I just made up that rule and I'm sticking by it?



D'aw shucks.. lol thanks babycakes

Shat..I thought I was the only person in the multiverse who used babycakes! Lol. Very smooth.

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Shat..I thought I was the only person in the multiverse who used babycakes! Lol. Very smooth.

What can I say? I learned from the best!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

What can I say? I learned from the best!

Does this mean I walk away with the grand prize AND the parting gifts?

 

[lionguy1975]

Does this mean I walk away with the grand prize AND the parting gifts?

Kind of like winning both showcases

 

[k_m_d_]

What can I say? I learned from the best!

Why learn from the best, when you can learn from the rest?

 

[mikeyt427]

Amazing

WOW! your pictures are amazing. I don't know which I liked more your photos or your breasts. Both are amazing, I couldn't stop looking until I saw every one.

 

[indigolm]

Hanging in there! This summer has been kind of ridiculous. Equal measures of good and bad, no complaints

I hear ya there! Good and bad in equal amounts equals balance...so I guess we can't complain too much

 

[Prince Albert]

Good morning gorgeous; hope you have a good day!!

 

[thefishfryer]

It's one of those things that's earned, ya know? And you don't get gold stars for smartassery, so you're out of luck.

What does one have to do to get gold stars these days?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

Does this mean I walk away with the grand prize AND the parting gifts?

I feel like this might be a pop culture reference that is lost on me.. oops

Kind of like winning both showcases

This sounds more like The Price is Right.. right? eepersjeepers.

Why learn from the best, when you can learn from the rest?

Because that doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

WOW! your pictures are amazing. I don't know which I liked more your photos or your breasts. Both are amazing, I couldn't stop looking until I saw every one.

Thank you, and welcome to the thread! I hope you enjoy yourself

I hear ya there! Good and bad in equal amounts equals balance...so I guess we can't complain too much

I guess... but I still think we should get some ice cream.

Good morning gorgeous; hope you have a good day!!

Thank you! It's been rather lovely so far! I hope you're having a splendid one as well

What does one have to do to get gold stars these days?

Creativity is key, handsome fellow.

 

[lionguy1975]

This sounds more like The Price is Right.. right? eepersjeepers.

You are correct, dear. Hope you're having a great night.

 

[k_m_d_]

Because that doesn't sound like a good idea at all.

Sometimes the best things in life are things one would initially consider a "bad idea".