Please stop calling it your vagina...

[Adre]

Do I get a badge?

The jury's out.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Rhetorical equivalent: "Stupid policeman caught me the one time in five years I wasn't speeding."

= Uh-huh.

Evening.

Imma punching out.

Almost time to bring the lid down on another life.

So nice to see you again.

 

[1sickbastard]

I wouldn't call myself well read.

I'd wait on being jealous of the boy, I could say something really stupid in the near future.

You could, but I betcha he lets it slide.
Ah, what the hell, I'm gonna be a bit jealous now and avoid the back to school rush.

Why would you refer to your penis in that way?

His deep and abiding love of "the Dukes of Hazzard" reruns?

 

[Instant_Star]

You could, but I betcha he lets it slide.
Ah, what the hell, I'm gonna be a bit jealous now and avoid the back to school rush.

{Obligatory extra Characters}

 

[CHNOPS]

Evening.

Imma punching out.

Almost time to bring the lid down on another life.

So nice to see you again.

Happy coffin'. Always a pleasure.

 

[1sickbastard]

{Obligatory extra Characters}

 

[evesdream]

So anyway, honeypot.

 

[kbate]

Not in NY, not in the last 4 years.

I just finished a course on fantasy literature which was largely based on Tolkien and the multitude of spin-offs resulting from his work. (yes, I am a geek now) Note, that Tolkien counts as "literature" now and is studied at dozens of universities, both for linguistics and literature value.

Tolkien was a giant, beyond giant even going by his impact on 20th century fiction.

Even Harvard teaches Tolkien and Middle Earth.

 

[bg23]

why do people keep arguing with douchebagmollface as if it's a real person worth arguing with and not just a hugely racist and obvious troll?

it thinks black people can't swim. everything it says is worthless.

 

[CHNOPS]

I call mine Tolkien.

 

[neci]

my hole is still a hole, and the thing with the racist overgrown clit is still on iggy. suck on that bilbo.

 

[Saint Peter]

holeigan

 

[neci]

holygun

 

[evesdream]

Holiest of holies.

 

[greeneyes666]

cootchie-wah
(spelling can vary)

 

[sweepthefloor]

My other mouth. The secondary love vault. The primitive pleasure chamber. A tool box.

 

[butters]

Shake vs 50 shades of grey
Shake vs Harry potter

Bye, Bye shake.
...

molly

oh. em. gee.

 

[bronzeage]

My other mouth. The secondary love vault. The primitive pleasure chamber. A tool box.

Nothing could be finer
than to be in her vagina
in the morning.
Nothing could be sweeter
than the way I treat her
vagina in the morning.

 

[butters]

Nothing could be finer
than to be in her vagina
in the morning.
Nothing could be sweeter
than the way I treat her
vagina in the morning.

*taps foot and nods head in time with tune...*

 

[bronzeage]

*taps foot and nods head in time with tune...*

It's good to see the thread back on track.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Nothing could be finer
than to be in her vagina
in the morning.
Nothing could be sweeter
than the way I treat her
vagina in the morning.

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

by Robert Frost

 

[sweepthefloor]

A Journey to the Center of my Earth.

 

[CandiCame]

I just finished a course on fantasy literature which was largely based on Tolkien and the multitude of spin-offs resulting from his work. (yes, I am a geek now) Note, that Tolkien counts as "literature" now and is studied at dozens of universities, both for linguistics and literature value.

Tolkien was a giant, beyond giant even going by his impact on 20th century fiction.

Even Harvard teaches Tolkien and Middle Earth.

When was Tolkien not literature? I thought he like, invented the fantasy genre. D&D is based on Tolkien, the original Final Fantasies are based on Tolkien, Magic the Gathering is based on Tolkien... I mean, that just seems like something that you wouldn't need to point out. Of course there are college classes dedicated to the originator of a genre.

edit: Also, WTF is up with this thread? I can't see it on the page. I only knew it was here because it showed up on the "Main Literotica Forums" under the most recently updated. When I click on "General Board" it's not on the list. What the fuck?

 

[bronzeage]

The Road Not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

by Robert Frost

I try to give even use to both paths. There's no sense in wearing one out while the other is neglected. Sort of like rotating your tires.;

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

why do people keep arguing with douchebagmollface as if it's a real person worth arguing with and not just a hugely racist and obvious troll?

it thinks black people can't swim. everything it says is worthless.

this is a conundrum