The Last Thing You Thought...

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

What on earth is a gander, anyway?

Isn't it something you go see a doctor about? You know the sort of thing he gives you a topical cream for?

 

[SiaKlynn]

*grins* Wouldn't I just.. be able to put my hand on your head and watch you swing around and hit air?

*frowns/scowls* No. I'm not that petite and you're not that tall.

Aren't we all?




Wait, what?

I'll tell her about it, she can live vicariously through me.

*just laughs, really hard.*

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

I don't know you very well here, but I will say that both are ingrained in my mind to your persona.

Finally, someone who gets me!

 

[SiaKlynn]

I've heard rumors of this whole "sleep" thing, but.. I think they're just like dragons and unicorns. Fun myths.

*gets a little cheeky* You'd know if I tucked you in.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Isn't it something you go see a doctor about? You know the sort of thing he gives you a topical cream for?

I thought it was an ointment?

Or maybe my doctor just liked saying "jelly." He just kept saying it and saying it...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*frowns/scowls* No. I'm not that petite and you're not that tall.





*just laughs, really hard.*

Unfortunately for me and my ability to buy and wear long-sleeved shirts, my arms are pretty long in relation to the rest of me. Certainly longer than yours, I'd bet!

 

[DarkWarrioress]

You guys quit picking on me. *pout*

 

[SiaKlynn]

Finally, someone who gets me!

I try to understand to the best I can those I like.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*gets a little cheeky* You'd know if I tucked you in.

Heh. Somehow I doubt there'd be much sleeping then, either.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

You guys quit picking on me. *pout*

-touches her gander-

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

You guys quit picking on me. *pout*

Yeah, Sia! Quit picking on Cait!

 

[SiaKlynn]

Unfortunately for me and my ability to buy and wear long-sleeved shirts, my arms are pretty long in relation to the rest of me. Certainly longer than yours, I'd bet!

Alright... I can't confirm or deny, so I will take your word for it; however as you experienced in our pillow fight last night I'm pretty resourceful.

So I tell you... Do not underestimate the Mexican/Irish woman.

 

[SiaKlynn]

Yeah, Sia! Quit picking on Cait!

Seriously I will hurt you. *sage nod*

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

You guys quit picking on me. *pout*

Would you like me to put tobacco in their drinks?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

-touches her gander-

Hey now! I do not have any male goose parts. Thankyouverymuch.

Yeah, Sia! Quit picking on Cait!

Don't make me bonk you with my ladle, SB

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Alright... I can't confirm or deny, so I will take your word for it; however as you experienced in our pillow fight last night I'm pretty resourceful.

So I tell you... Do not underestimate the Mexican/Irish woman.

Unless you have some MicracleGro for arms, I think I'll be okay. *snicker*

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Alright... I can't confirm or deny, so I will take your word for it; however as you experienced in our pillow fight last night I'm pretty resourceful.

So I tell you... Do not underestimate the Mexican/Irish woman.

That is an interesting combination. And yeah... I wouldn't fuck with her.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Seriously I will hurt you. *sage nod*

HEY! You aren't the sage one here.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Would you like me to put tobacco in their drinks?

*nodnodnod* yes please, Spec.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That is an interesting combination. And yeah... I wouldn't fuck with her.

I was just thinking...

That would be the craziest combination for speaking. I want to hear Spanish in an Irish accent now.

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Unless you have some MicracleGro for arms, I think I'll be okay. *snicker*

Maybe she is buddies with slender man?

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Maybe she is buddies with slender man?

That was mean, Daddy.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Maybe she is buddies with slender man?

It's okay.. I'm pen pals with Nessie. *nodnod*

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

*nodnodnod* yes please, Spec.

*Get a bowl of punch*

*puts tobacco and a ghost pepper for good measure*

Who thirsty?

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

That was mean, Daddy.

Don't worry, Slender man isn't real. I looked into it and after looking into the groovy mystery, I found out it was none other than old man Smithers, the guy who own the abandoned amusement park.