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Luna_Wolf72 said:
No worries, Sir Sage...for all the women that require a lil boi in their lives from time to time...

I am that grrl...

(and poppet knows that...oh so well...)

*nods*
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'Tis true.

This Boi knows lots of wonderful secrets about getting Sasha to...

*gulps, goes quiet*
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
*hysterical giggling*

and now we are here

(where are we???)


Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?

Australia.
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Yes Australia, but you must have suspected I would know the poisons origins, so I can clearly not choose the win in front of me.

You're just stalling.

You'd like to think that wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant which means your exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet counting on your strength to save you so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied and in studying you would have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far away from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the win in front of me!

You're trying to trick me into giving something away, it wont work.

It has worked, you've given everything away, I know where the poison is!

Then make your choice!

I will, and I choose- What in the world can that be?!

What- where. I don't see anything. What's so funny?

I could have sworn I saw something, no matter, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

You guessed wrong.

You only think I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned ha-ha you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most well known is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA-

*Thud*

Who are you?

I'm no one to be trifled with! That is all you ever need know.

To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
 
Sasha25 said:
'Tis true.

This Boi knows lots of wonderful secrets about getting Sasha to...

*gulps, goes quiet*
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heh heh heh

Last_Rider said:
Yes Australia, but you must have suspected I would know the poisons origins, so I can clearly not choose the win in front of me.

You're just stalling.

You'd like to think that wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant which means your exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet counting on your strength to save you so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied and in studying you would have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far away from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the win in front of me!

You're trying to trick me into giving something away, it wont work.

It has worked, you've given everything away, I know where the poison is!

Then make your choice!

I will, and I choose- What in the world can that be?!

What- where. I don't see anything. What's so funny?

I could have sworn I saw something, no matter, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

You guessed wrong.

You only think I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned ha-ha you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most well known is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA-

*Thud*

Who are you?

I'm no one to be trifled with! That is all you ever need know.

To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
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I friggin' :heart: you!!
 
I love that scene between Wesley and Vincini, I do it at parties when people challenge my knowledge of Princess Bride.
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
Only because I am in public and have a reputation...

*nods*

:D
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If you release me, whatever you want for ransom you'll get it I promise you!

And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very silly highness.

I was giving you a chance. There is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdink, he can track a falcon on a cloudy day, he can find you!

You think your dearest love will save you?

I never said he was my dearest love. And yes, he will save me that I know.

You admit to me you do not love you fiance.

He knows I do not love him.

Are not capable of love is what you mean.

I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream!

*flinch*

That was a warning highness. The next time my hand flies on its own, where I come from there are penalties when a woman lies!
 
LT: My mother is yelling.. literally, loud and high-pitched WOOHOO!!!.. repeatedly. While watching a Little League World Series.

The game is between kids from two countries we've never even visited, much less lived in.

She sounds like she's watching her favorite team win the championship... over and over and over.
 
Last Thought

food. I must eat some.

When was the last time I ate?

*counts*

bout three days ago...

should eat.
 
Rest yourself highness!

I know who you are, your cruelty reveals everything. You're the dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!

With pride! What can I do for you?

You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!

Hardly complimentary. Why loose your venom on me?

You killed my love.

It's possible, I kill a lot of people. Who was this love of yours? Not a prince like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby?

No! A farm boy, poor. Poor and perfect. With eyes like the sea after a storm. On the high seas your ship attacked, and the dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

Can't afford to make exceptions. If you then word leaks out that a pirate's gone soft, then no one listens and it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!

You mock my pain!

Life is pain highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours I think. This would be about six years ago? Does it bother you to hear?

Nothing you can say would upset me.

He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbery. He just said please. "Please I need to live" "What could be so important" I asked him. "True Love" he said. Then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness, I can only assume he meant you. You should thank me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.

And what am I?!

Faithfulness madame, you're enduring faithfulness! Tell me, did you get engaged the same hour or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?

You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!

*horses*

You can die to for all I care!

*shove*

Aaas youuuuu wisssssh!

Oh my sweet Wesley, what have I done?
 
Sasha25 said:
Angel Luna is may absolute FAVORITE.

*nods*
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*blushes*

Scuttle Buttin' said:
*and all of the sudden, has this song in his head*
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*grins*

Last_Rider said:
Rest yourself highness!

I know who you are, your cruelty reveals everything. You're the dread Pirate Roberts, admit it!

With pride! What can I do for you?

You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!

Hardly complimentary. Why loose your venom on me?

You killed my love.

It's possible, I kill a lot of people. Who was this love of yours? Not a prince like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby?

No! A farm boy, poor. Poor and perfect. With eyes like the sea after a storm. On the high seas your ship attacked, and the dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

Can't afford to make exceptions. If you then word leaks out that a pirate's gone soft, then no one listens and it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!

You mock my pain!

Life is pain highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours I think. This would be about six years ago? Does it bother you to hear?

Nothing you can say would upset me.

He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbery. He just said please. "Please I need to live" "What could be so important" I asked him. "True Love" he said. Then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness, I can only assume he meant you. You should thank me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.

And what am I?!

Faithfulness madame, you're enduring faithfulness! Tell me, did you get engaged the same hour or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?

You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!

*horses*

You can die to for all I care!

*shove*

Aaas youuuuu wisssssh!

Oh my sweet Wesley, what have I done?
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*sighs*

so romantic...
 
Luna_Wolf72 said:
*blushes*



*grins*



*sighs*

so romantic...
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They've disappeared, he must have seen us closing it. By this account his panicking into error. Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong, they are headed dead into the fire swamp.

---

Are you alright?

You're alive! If you want I could fly.

I told you I would come for you, why didn't you wait for me?

Well... you were dead.

Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it a little while.

*!*

Hold it, hold it! Grandpa, they're kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing part?

One day you may not mind so much.

Skip ahead to the Fire Swamp, that sounded good.

You're sick, I'll humor you.

*!*

Ah-ha! Your pig fiance is too late! A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.

We'll never survive!

Nonsense! You're only saying never because no one ever has.
 
Mephistophelily said:
Why... In the hell... did my pizza lady... tell me I have a nice ass...?
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She's a representative of the Truth agency. We speak only the truth, regardless of how awkward it can make things.

Or she's a lesbian. Either way. It's still true.
 
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