Random Gamer Silliness

[Recidiva]

AAAANNNNDDD THE TESTS ARE CONFIRMED!!!

MY DISK DRIVE WORKS!!!

now for the system to update

I'm a very happy boy now!

Remy

Wooo hoo!

My customary gamer salutation - "Happy Mayhem!"

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Wooo hoo!

My customary gamer salutation - "Happy Mayhem!"

The question is now what do I play? Might have to go buy force unleashed two...birthday is in a couple of days. Just happens to be the day Bass support gets released for rocksmith. Ill have to buy that too.

Remy

 

[Recidiva]

The question is now what do I play? Might have to go buy force unleashed two...birthday is in a couple of days. Just happens to be the day Bass support gets released for rocksmith. Ill have to buy that too.

Remy

Oh, hey, happy birthday

 

[Recidiva]

I have a serious gap in exposition here. Why does my staff look like this? "Freedom's Promise" - a mage staff in DA2 with downloadable content.

I spend all day thinking "Why the hell do I have two puppies lashed to my staff?"

I need a story. Someone help me make up a story.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5tj5rcKb2j-NtSHkqSdZqmeccf0A3oJsv_8hEvvy1fxQJ_JgS

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Oh, hey, happy birthday

Thank ya kindly

I'm an old man now lol.

Remy

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I have a serious gap in exposition here. Why does my staff look like this? "Freedom's Promise" - a mage staff in DA2 with downloadable content.

I spend all day thinking "Why the hell do I have two puppies lashed to my staff?"

I need a story. Someone help me make up a story.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5tj5rcKb2j-NtSHkqSdZqmeccf0A3oJsv_8hEvvy1fxQJ_JgS

Are they seans dogs that bark bees?

 

[Recidiva]

Are they seans dogs that bark bees?

I have no idea. But we're getting somewhere.

It's freaky. I'm going to have this staff forever...and I just don't get it.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Nope, my bee barkers are still here gaurding the house. I think you might be a little sick if you have puppies lashed to a staff. I mean that's Mitt Romney level crazy. Do you wanna be Mitt Romney? The guy who lashes puppies to a staff and goes ridding through the wilderness?

 

[Recidiva]

Nope, my bee barkers are still here gaurding the house. I think you might be a little sick if you have puppies lashed to a staff. I mean that's Mitt Romney level crazy. Do you wanna be Mitt Romney? The guy who lashes puppies to a staff and goes ridding through the wilderness?

See?! This is why it bothers me!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Set my puppies free!

 

[Recidiva]

Set my puppies free!

It's freaking me out. I want a non-puppy staff, dammit.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Nope, my bee barkers are still here gaurding the house. I think you might be a little sick if you have puppies lashed to a staff. I mean that's Mitt Romney level crazy. Do you wanna be Mitt Romney? The guy who lashes puppies to a staff and goes ridding through the wilderness?

Thanks...just about sprayed lifewater all over my phone.

 

[Recidiva]

They're...the spirits of my father and sister, supporting me in their deaths from the fade...no...too creepy and too slavery-ish. Fenris would beat me to death with the puppy staff...

Uhh...they're puppies that were turned to stone by a basilisk...but why the fuck would I lash them to a staff?

/cry

 

[Sean Renaud]

It's freaking me out. I want a non-puppy staff, dammit.

It should be freaking you out! It's an abomination against creation! As I stand here and testify before almighty Kratos and he says unto me remove the unclean thing from my sight before your backside feels my might!

Thanks...just about sprayed lifewater all over my phone.

I'll try to warn you next time I'm gonna say something potentially hilarious.

 

[Recidiva]

It should be freaking you out! It's an abomination against creation! As I stand here and testify before almighty Kratos and he says unto me remove the unclean thing from my sight before your backside feels my might!

But...it's got...a whole bunch of restances and a lot of magic and a bunch of bonus against different mob types...AND it levels up with me! I can't...let...go...

Okay, that's a start. It's cursed. I'm cursed. I have Fenris, I have puppies. I'm definitely fucking cursed!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

It should be freaking you out! It's an abomination against creation! As I stand here and testify before almighty Kratos and he says unto me remove the unclean thing from my sight before your backside feels my might!



I'll try to warn you next time I'm gonna say something potentially hilarious.

I thank you for your consideration

 

[Recidiva]

It's like the cursed staff in Oblivion that Sheogorath made...that spawns scamps forever.

I have a cursed puppy staff!

 

[Sean Renaud]

But...it's got...a whole bunch of restances and a lot of magic and a bunch of bonus against different mob types...AND it levels up with me! I can't...let...go...

Okay, that's a start. It's cursed. I'm cursed. I have Fenris, I have puppies. I'm definitely fucking cursed!

If putting petrified babies on your roof protected you from vampires you still wouldn't do it would you! I beseech thee, give up thy cursed artifact before Kratos cometh and striketh you downeth. Either that or the Rock if Kratos is busy which he might be with that whole deicide campaign he's on.

 

[Recidiva]

If putting petrified babies on your roof protected you from vampires you still wouldn't do it would you! I beseech thee, give up thy cursed artifact before Kratos cometh and striketh you downeth. Either that or the Rock if Kratos is busy which he might be with that whole deicide campaign he's on.

I don't want Kratos to strike me down! *lip tremble*

 

[HAL_9000]

I'm a few races away from getting in the R1 league. (which is synonymous with F1, but can't be used because of dumb copyright laws)

 

[Sean Renaud]

Better you than me. He's still kinda pissed that I kicked his ass with Raiden when that punk showed up for MK9, then I did it again as Krueger proving the Nightmare King is the one to rule them all.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm a few races away from getting in the R1 league. (which is synonymous with F1, but can't be used because of dumb copyright laws)

I don't know what R1 or F1 mean here. Sorry.

I'm cursed.

 

[Recidiva]

Better you than me. He's still kinda pissed that I kicked his ass with Raiden when that punk showed up for MK9, then I did it again as Krueger proving the Nightmare King is the one to rule them all.

I'll just have to poke his eyes out with the branchy thingy at the top, throw Isabella at him, and run.

 

[HAL_9000]

I don't know what R1 or F1 mean here. Sorry.

I'm cursed.

You know, race car stuff. But actual tracks not just in circles.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Good plan. Better one. Ditch the staff and get a new non-creepy one.