The Last Thing You Thought...

[RainingHeat]

Nina... I agree!!!!

 

[SiaKlynn]

*laughs* Right?


I've given sermons before. Sunday morning and everything. No joke.

Interesting.... very interesting.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

WOW... really??? Learn something new every moment..

That has got to be the single most delicious thing ive heard all fucking day.

Nina... I agree!!!!

*snickers at them both*

Somewhere there is video of me.. giving a sermon, singing and playing guitar.. I've served communion, taught a couple classes...

When they have those Bible categories on Jeopardy? I run the fuck outta those.

 

[Nina327]

*snickers at them both*

Somewhere there is video of me.. giving a sermon, singing and playing guitar.. I've served communion, taught a couple classes...

When they have those Bible categories on Jeopardy? I run the fuck outta those.

I am some how, feeling very safe that the only video of me is givig a speech on recycling.

er, unless my ex did something with the other videos.

-coughs-


You know. Now I just want to know if you have all those fantasies about fucking in pews... while the choir sings... or .. yea.. that might just be me.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

LT~

How the bloody hell can he spell hypothetically and he can't spell officer right? *snickers madly*

 

[Nick0311]

LT~

How the bloody hell can he spell hypothetically and he can't spell officer right? *snickers madly*

I have no fucking clue...

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I have no fucking clue...

LMAO (and screw you lit and your damn letter limit)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I am some how, feeling very safe that the only video of me is givig a speech on recycling.

er, unless my ex did something with the other videos.

-coughs-


You know. Now I just want to know if you have all those fantasies about fucking in pews... while the choir sings... or .. yea.. that might just be me.

*grins*

We had a youth room. I was sort of a leader of the youth group, and I got them to furnish it with couches donated by members of the church.

A night or two after I graduated high school, after work I was returning tables and chairs that we'd borrowed from there for my graduation party. I was known enough to be trust with a key and the alarm code.

One of my co-workers, who I'd been flirting with for a while, offered to help me.

Those couches turned out to be a fantastic idea.

 

[RainingHeat]

*grins*

We had a youth room. I was sort of a leader of the youth group, and I got them to furnish it with couches donated by members of the church.

A night or two after I graduated high school, after work I was returning tables and chairs that we'd borrowed from there for my graduation party. I was known enough to be trust with a key and the alarm code.

One of my co-workers, who I'd been flirting with for a while, offered to help me.

Those couches turned out to be a fantastic idea.

NICE!!!!

 

[Nick0311]

*grins*

We had a youth room. I was sort of a leader of the youth group, and I got them to furnish it with couches donated by members of the church.

A night or two after I graduated high school, after work I was returning tables and chairs that we'd borrowed from there for my graduation party. I was known enough to be trust with a key and the alarm code.

One of my co-workers, who I'd been flirting with for a while, offered to help me.

Those couches turned out to be a fantastic idea.

Out-fucking-standing!

 

[Nina327]

*grins*

We had a youth room. I was sort of a leader of the youth group, and I got them to furnish it with couches donated by members of the church.

A night or two after I graduated high school, after work I was returning tables and chairs that we'd borrowed from there for my graduation party. I was known enough to be trust with a key and the alarm code.

One of my co-workers, who I'd been flirting with for a while, offered to help me.

Those couches turned out to be a fantastic idea.

............. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF.....


is people sniffing the second hand couches when they are opting for godly story time...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

............. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF.....


is people sniffing the second hand couches when they are opting for godly story time...

Haha!

We were careful not to make too much of a mess.

But damn if it wasn't hard to focus when sitting on that couch the next Sunday.

 

[Nina327]

Haha!

We were careful not to make too much of a mess.

But damn if it wasn't hard to focus when sitting on that couch the next Sunday.

hehehehe. I can see that being quite a hard thing to acomplish.


Same way I felt every time my dad sat in his recliner... If he only knew what I did in that chair when he wasnt home.

Ok.. not the same thing at fucking all, but you get the point.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

hehehehe. I can see that being quite a hard thing to acomplish.


Same way I felt every time my dad sat in his recliner... If he only knew what I did in that chair when he wasnt home.

Ok.. not the same thing at fucking all, but you get the point.

Haha.. not quite, but I do yes.

The kind of funny thing is her and I never did anything again. It was like a perfect storm of sin or something.

 

[Nina327]

Haha.. not quite, but I do yes.

The kind of funny thing is her and I never did anything again. It was like a perfect storm of sin or something.

that.. wins on so many levels.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

that.. wins on so many levels.

I was certainly a fan!

 

[Nina327]

I was certainly a fan!

Now that I know the lit side of you.. I so want to watch your sermon for masturbatory purposes.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Now that I know the lit side of you.. I so want to watch your sermon for masturbatory purposes.

That is fucking dirty.

And awesome.

I'm sure I have the tape in a box somewhere.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Now that I know the lit side of you.. I so want to watch your sermon for masturbatory purposes.

Almost. Almost got me again. I'm learning. *smirks*

 

[Nina327]

That is fucking dirty.

And awesome.

I'm sure I have the tape in a box somewhere.

... I'm terribly happy about that.

Almost. Almost got me again. I'm learning. *smirks*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Almost. Almost got me again. I'm learning. *smirks*

She should just change her name here to "Don'tDrinkBeforeReadingThisCait"


Rolls right off the tongue.

 

[Nina327]

She should just change her name here to "Don'tDrinkBeforeReadingThisCait"


Rolls right off the tongue.

Lots of things roll off the tongue... that... thats not one of them.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Lots of things roll off the tongue... that... thats not one of them.

Hahahahaha

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Lots of things roll off the tongue... that... thats not one of them.

Like nipples?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Lots of things roll off the tongue... that... thats not one of them.

True...

I might have to rethink that.