The Last Thing You Thought...

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LoL! You volunteering? ;)

I do like the way you think.

Somehow I think it would not reflect too well on me if I walk into an office and just hit a random woman. :p


I'll just give you the idea, you'll have to find another woman to actually do the deed.
 
Somehow I think it would not reflect too well on me if I walk into an office and just hit a random woman. :p


I'll just give you the idea, you'll have to find another woman to actually do the deed.

Oh duh! Of course you can't hit a woman! What was I thinking? Is my contempt for her behavior that strong? I can only assume that is the reason for my lapse in judgment.

Mmmm... I need to plot.
 
Oh duh! Of course you can't hit a woman! What was I thinking? Is my contempt for her behavior that strong? I can only assume that is the reason for my lapse in judgment.

Mmmm... I need to plot.

*Laughs* I think you just want to see her hit, you don't care who by.

While I can't hit her, I can help you work out some kind of intricate plot that leads to her suffering.

I mean, if she just happens to slip in some water and fall down some stairs, it's not like you pushed her... right?

:devil:
 
*Laughs* I think you just want to see her hit, you don't care who by.

While I can't hit her, I can help you work out some kind of intricate plot that leads to her suffering.

I mean, if she just happens to slip in some water and fall down some stairs, it's not like you pushed her... right?

:devil:

Ooooooo... good one. Subtle and looks like a work accident.

I think slipping a laxative into her coffee would get out of the office for the and if I'm lucky might cause an embarrassing accident.

Yay! She just left... my afternoon will be peaceful.
 
Ooooooo... good one. Subtle and looks like a work accident.

I think slipping a laxative into her coffee would get out of the office for the and if I'm lucky might cause an embarrassing accident.

Yay! She just left... my afternoon will be peaceful.

And this is where plotting really begins!


Laxative in her coffee, closed sign on any bathroom that is not downstairs, puddle of water at the top of said stairs... she takes a tumble, AND has an accident in the process.



Also, I just saw this and, given all of this, it made me laugh:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582107_10151337747874392_421276048_n.jpg
 
Wow, sometimes I underestimate how good-looking I am.

(if you know me, you know this isn't a totally full of myself statement.)
 
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