are you going senile? i am going senile!

[dolf]

today,
first car park i used, i forgot what floor i was parked on. second car park i used, i not only forgot the floor but i also forgot the ticket. my sister had to charm us out of charges to get the car out.
before the year is out i'll be putting my purse in the freezer to wash it.

 

[koalabear]

What?

 

[run_silent]

today,
first car park i used, i forgot what floor i was parked on. second car park i used, i not only forgot the floor but i also forgot the ticket. my sister had to charm us out of charges to get the car out.
before the year is out i'll be putting my purse in the freezer to wash it.

I have a fast, simple, cheap solution to your problem. It's.....Wait.....I see something shiny.

 

[Wings]

Are you getting any rest? It seems like you might be overly tired.


Not that, as a mom and a woman, you are anything other than tired. I get that.

 

[ivantheterrible]

to this date at the age of 47 i have never gotten lost. i would not be surprised if you blindfolded me took me on a helicopter ride into BFE and drop me off, i'd still have a good sense of where i am at and where i need to go. BUT i will forget where the hell i parked my vehicle everytime i go to the store. go figure..................

 

[dolf]

Are you getting any rest? It seems like you might be overly tired.


Not that, as a mom and a woman, you are anything other than tired. I get that.

that suggestion might be a tiny bit more sensible that senility.

 

[Wings]

that suggestion might be a tiny bit more sensible that senility.

Well, I mean maybe you would like to angle for the nursing home. Might not be a bad life.

Or...sleep more.

 

[thør]

Well, I mean maybe you would like to angle for the nursing home. Might not be a bad life.

Or...sleep more.

Still doesn't keep the inane visitors out.

 

[dolf]

knowing my work, if i wanted care they'd put me on my own books.

 

[run_silent]

knowing my work, if i wanted care they'd put me on my own books.

In the US that is exactly what would happen but they would probably give you some cake first (baked and paid for by a coworker). You could eat it on your break.

 

[warrior queen]

My mum drives the kind of car that everybody has. Plus she's always losing things.
So I tied a bright red ribbon to her radio arial, and now she can always find it in amongst all the other exact same cars.
Simple!

 

[dolf]

My mum drives the kind of car that everybody has. Plus she's always losing things.
So I tied a bright red ribbon to her radio arial, and now she can always find it in amongst all the other exact same cars.
Simple!

doesn't work so well in a 10 story carpark
my car is so ugly, i could spot it straight away.
...if only i was on the right floor.

 

[berry juice]

My mum drives the kind of car that everybody has. Plus she's always losing things.
So I tied a bright red ribbon to her radio arial, and now she can always find it in amongst all the other exact same cars.
Simple!

the difference is that your mom is old and okay to be senile, while OP is a young lamb who is not supposed to forget things yet.
I think the prognosis is dire...

 

[warrior queen]

doesn't work so well in a 10 story carpark
my car is so ugly, i could spot it straight away.
...if only i was on the right floor.

True. Mum likes to go browse in those stores that have massive big carparks like IKEA and Bunnings. 1500 cars all sandwiched together in a huge lot.
She drives a white hatchback. As does every other middle-aged person in Oz

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Looks like Dolf needs a vacation and some TLC.

 

[warrior queen]

the difference is that your mom is old and okay to be senile, while OP is a young lamb who is not supposed to forget things yet.
I think the prognosis is dire...

She's 61, and fit as hell.
But she crams so much stuff into her life and day that she loses track of what she's supposed to be doing or looking for.
She's the reason I can't stand clutter in any form!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I have TLC tattooed on my dick.

I would have wrote more but I ran out of room

 

[neci]

losing it.



hang in there. soon you won't care.

 

[run_silent]

doesn't work so well in a 10 story carpark
my car is so ugly, i could spot it straight away.
...if only i was on the right floor.

I've resorted to parking in the same aisle (or in your case the same floor) when I go someplace. I find myself muttering under my breath when I'm leaving "I'm pretty sure I brought a car when I came here".

 

[neci]

I have TLC tattooed on my dick.

I would have wrote more but I ran out of room

tired little cock?

 

[run_silent]

tired little cock?

OUCH!

 

[dolf]

Looks like Dolf needs a vacation and some TLC.

well i'm booking a week off for my birthday in a couple of months, but i don't see it containing a lot of tlc. not unless cuddles from the cat count.

 

[dolf]

the difference is that your mom is old and okay to be senile, while OP is a young lamb who is not supposed to forget things yet.
I think the prognosis is dire...

i knew it!

losing it.



hang in there. soon you won't care.

i knew it!

tired little cock?

i knew it!


oo... deja vu

 

[blobfish]

I have mild OCD.

 

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