The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Miss_Vivi]

That was a comment, not an entry, HP.



and you get a warning to watch your language around here.

I put in a censer...


"Some o' them had shoes an' stockings;
Some o' them had nane of tha';
Some o' them had hairy sporran,
Sailing doon the Brumilaw."

And the entire Vending Machine is incensed at your language and that trifle of a song.

I put in a piece of trivial nonsense.

 

[Handley_Page]

And the entire Vending Machine is incensed at your language and that trifle of a song.

I put in a piece of trivial nonsense.

and it is publicised as being a major political speech.


I put in a 13 foot boron/carbon fishing rod of amazing lightness.

 

[Noor]

and it is publicised as being a major political speech.


I put in a 13 foot boron/carbon fishing rod of amazing lightness.

you get a seersucker dressing gown


I put in 4 barbeque ribs

 

[Tio_Narratore]

you get a seersucker dressing gown


I put in 4 barbeque ribs

and you have to serve 50 unexpected guests who smelled them cooking and 'just dropped in.'

I put in some loaves and fishes...

 

[Noor]

and you have to serve 50 unexpected guests who smelled them cooking and 'just dropped in.'

I put in some loaves and fishes...

and you get the tithe

I put in rain

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get the tithe

I put in rain

and you get soaked.

I put in a wet t-shirt contest...

 

[stickygirl]

and you get soaked.

I put in a wet t-shirt contest...

and you get chapped nipples

I put in a herd of Freisans

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get chapped nipples

I put in a herd of Freisans

and you get gallons of cream



I put in a China shop to attract the Bull.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get gallons of cream



I put in a China shop to attract the Bull.

and you get a free weekend at Pamplona, complete with medical insurance.

I put in Ferdinand the Bull...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a free weekend at Pamplona, complete with medical insurance.

I put in Ferdinand the Bull...

And Daisy the cow thinks he's the best thing since slice bread, or something.

I put in an acre of grassland.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And Daisy the cow thinks he's the best thing since slice bread, or something.

I put in an acre of grassland.

and you get busted for running a major grow-op.

I put in a date with Allard Chardon...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get busted for running a major grow-op.

I put in a date with Allard Chardon...

but the Dry Cleaners cannot deliver the dinner suit in time.


I put in a posy of flowers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the Dry Cleaners cannot deliver the dinner suit in time.


I put in a posy of flowers.

and you get a ring to go around it.

I put in London Bridge and a Fair Lady...

 

[stickygirl]

and you get a ring to go around it.

I put in London Bridge and a Fair Lady...

and you get a Queens award for exports

I put in bridge over troubled water

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a Queens award for exports

I put in bridge over troubled water

and the weather quietens down


I put in a hot iron

 

[stickygirl]

and the weather quietens down


I put in a hot iron

and it gets decidedly steamy

I put in a stiff ... upper lip

 

[Handley_Page]

and it gets decidedly steamy

I put in a stiff ... upper lip

which melts in the heat.


I put in an ice cream
[Hi Jane]

 

[stickygirl]

which melts in the heat.


I put in an ice cream
[Hi Jane]

but you screamed and screamed and no one came to help

I put in a stitch in time

Hi HP

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but you screamed and screamed and no one came to help

I put in a stitch in time

Hi HP

and you get a tapestry of the Nine Stages in Hunting the Unicorn.

I put in a mediaeval fair...

(Hi, Jane)

 

[HankDolworth]

You get Anne Boylen's skull

I put in a double-double animal style whole grilled onions instead.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You get Anne Boylen's skull

I put in a double-double animal style whole grilled onions instead.

and you get a menage a quatre au mains et genoux tout garnie.

I put in a daisy chain...

 

[HankDolworth]

and you get a floral necklace...

I put in a pair of button fly Levi 501s.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a floral necklace...

I put in a pair of button fly Levi 501s.

and you get a girl who appreciates the change from a zipper.

I put in a copy of Levi-Strauss' L'Homme Nu..."

 

[HankDolworth]

and you get a girl who appreciates the change from a zipper.

I put in a copy of Levi-Strauss' L'Homme Nu..."

And you get a free mp3 download of Payphone

I put in a bowl of grape nuts.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a free mp3 download of Payphone

I put in a bowl of grape nuts.

and you get a fried prairie oyster.

I put in a hex nut...