The Gluteus Maximus Thread

[Very_Bad_Man]

I like big butts I cannot lie

Here is a nice one

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=1201251

 

[sweepthefloor]

You like to make me blush.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You like to make me blush.

I want to rub my face all over your arse

 

[pink]

It is a very, and I emphasize very, nice ass.


I don't think I'd want mine bruised though.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

It is a very, and I emphasize very, nice ass.


I don't think I'd want mine bruised though.

Like I'd give you a choice.

Now bend over.

 

[butters]

i've a big behind to match the rest of me and don't expect anyone else to enjoy it - so booyah bum

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

i've a big behind to match the rest of me and don't expect anyone else to enjoy it - so booyah bum

I would cornhole it.

I'm a giving guy

 

[TexasWife25]

i've a big behind to match the rest of me and don't expect anyone else to enjoy it - so booyah bum

love it

Im a fan of plump bottoms

 

[butters]

I would cornhole it.

I'm a giving guy

corn? vette been rubbing off on you?

love it

Im a fan of plump bottoms

*wiggles it*

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

corn? vette been rubbing off on you?

It was a subtle way of calling British birds third world ho's.

Yeah I'm clever at times.

 

[butters]

It was a subtle way of calling British birds third world ho's.

Yeah I'm clever at times.

i'm having to work on that whole ho-ness thing. more born-again-virgin at the moment. i'm picky.
picky and lazy.
mostly i can't be arsed.

yeahhhh... let me know when that happens

 

[sweepthefloor]

That ass looks kicked.

I fell down.

 

[blobfish]

The biggest ass in this thread is VBM. He also smells the worst. I'd kick him, but I don't want my boot to get greasy.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want to rub my face all over your arse

As long as you don't try and slip the tongue in my birth canal, I am alright with that.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The biggest ass in this thread is VBM. He also smells the worst. I'd kick him, but I don't want my boot to get greasy.

You just don't want anyone looking at my buttocks.

 

[KRCummings]

The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the rope?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
The Mole: For pooping, silly.

 

[blobfish]

You just don't want anyone looking at my buttocks.

Damn straight. You put in your profile for all to see, and I want to pistol whip every one of them.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?

For beating.

 

[blobfish]

For beating.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I won't call the coppers: I fell down the stairs.

 

[blobfish]

I won't call the coppers: I fell down the stairs.

Who falls entirely on their ass?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

As long as you don't try and slip the tongue in my birth canal, I am alright with that.

Birth canal is a very unattractive group of words.

The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the rope?
Stan: Check!
The Mole: Did you bring the buttfor?
Stan: What's a buttfor?
The Mole: For pooping, silly.

I don't get it. But maybe if I knew who they were.

The biggest ass in this thread is VBM. He also smells the worst. I'd kick him, but I don't want my boot to get greasy.

Don't be a hater

 

[blobfish]

Don't be a hater

I will drop you, asswipe! And not just because you're too greasy to keep hold of!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Who falls entirely on their ass?

Girls who wear sunglasses during the dark winter nights to family parties.