The 2nd woman I ever had sex with

[Bert Notorius]

showed up unexpectedly at my house this weekend.

Kinda awkward.

 

[run_silent]

Do tell. Whys and whats.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Yea bro....deets on the socially awkward penguin action...does this story end with a facial??

 

[Bert Notorius]

No, but it started with one.

 

[run_silent]

No, but it started with one.

Now you are just teasing us.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Now you are just teasing us.

For cereal bro....spill it.

 

[QueenLevitra]

What was her mission?

More importantly, does your wife know?

 

[blobfish]

This weekend? Damn, it took you a long time to have sex again.

 

[Bert Notorius]

What was her mission?

More importantly, does your wife know?

I guess technically, she's a groupie and no, so don't tell her.

 

[run_silent]

Shut up Bert

 

[warrior queen]

Why was it awkward?
When an ex comes into my life again, I don't get all funny and think 'geez, I slept with him'.
I just introduce him to my man and say he was an old boyfriend.
No biggie.

 

[blobfish]

Why was it awkward?
When an ex comes into my life again, I don't get all funny and think 'geez, I slept with him'.
I just introduce him to my man and say he was an old boyfriend.
No biggie.

Do you just say "no biggie" so your husband feels better?

 

[MNGuy]

I hope she didn't have a child in tow.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's a long, boring story.

 

[mercury14]

The second woman I ever had sex with converted to a conservative sect of Islam for her husband and isn't allowed to talk to me anymore.

 

[Image]

It just occured to me that I have no recollection of who the second guy I slept with was...

 

[busybody..]

It just occured to me that I have no recollection of who the second guy I slept with was...

The USC Marching band

 

[Image]

The USC Marching band

Not a chance... Men in uniform, any uniform, were always a total turn-off for me.

 

[bronzeage]

It just occured to me that I have no recollection of who the second guy I slept with was...

I'm not going to pretend that doesn't hurt. I got you a corsage and everything.

 

[Bert Notorius]

So I walk in the house and #2 and #4 are sitting and having a discussion...
It was probably about the weather.

 

[KRCummings]

showed up unexpectedly at my house this weekend.

Kinda awkward.

It's always nice when mom comes for a visit.

 

[bluemuse]

So I walk in the house and #2 and #4 are sitting and having a discussion...
It was probably about the weather.

Was there fibrillation?

 

[KRCummings]

Was there fibrillation?

Asystole.

 

[QueenLevitra]

So I walk in the house and #2 and #4 are sitting and having a discussion...
It was probably about the weather.

She's retirement cash/pension shopping.

Tell your wife not to accept any homemade goods.

 

[Image]

I'm not going to pretend that doesn't hurt. I got you a corsage and everything.

Aha!The corsage! I knew it, the ether tainted orchid!