I'm craving bacon

[naughtycakes]

Mmm, salty, crispy but not charred, no sides, just bacon.

I was checking out my feed on FB and saw several posts about bacon and now I want it and there is none in my house and I"m too lazy to go get it and I thought I'd make ya'll want some, too!

Bacon.

 

[killallhippies]

didn't work. i'm full of raisin bran and donuts. there's no room for bacon.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I haz bacon in the fridge...but I don't want to put clothes on...hmmm

Put clothes on or grab the extra long tongs and risk the burns?

Fuck it....extra long BBQ tongs it is!!

 

[SexyWench]

bacon in the oven
no clothing needed, no worries about splatters

 

[o_so_wet]

I haz bacon in the fridge...but I don't want to put clothes on...hmmm

Put clothes on or grab the extra long tongs and risk the burns?

Fuck it....extra long BBQ tongs it is!!

Good choice and if you sort of turn your body sideways to the pan...there's less area for the grease to pop up and burn

 

[dolf]

i drive all the way to the smoke house at orford ness for my bacon.
outdoor reared piggies, no added water, slow smoked over oakwood.

http://www.richardsonssmokehouse.co.uk/

i'll pass on the store bought stuff.
*bacon snob*

 

[Recidiva]

I always have a box of the pre-cooked kind and I make it in the microwave.

Instant gratification in the case of bacon is excellent when you're too lazy to fry anything or clean a pan.

 

[BotanyBoy]

bacon in the oven
no clothing needed, no worries about splatters

http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clever-girl.jpg]

Good choice and if you sort of turn your body sideways to the pan...there's less area for the grease to pop up and burn

It could work...but I think I'm going for the pant's shirt combo.

i drive all the way to the smoke house at orford ness for my bacon.
outdoor reared piggies, no added water, slow smoked over oakwood.

http://www.richardsonssmokehouse.co.uk/

i'll pass on the store bought stuff.
*bacon snob*

Oh shit....now I gotta go hit up the UK to show my support of bacon tourism.

 

[dolf]

I always have a box of the pre-cooked kind and I make it in the microwave.

Instant gratification in the case of bacon is excellent when you're too lazy to fry anything or clean a pan.

*shudder* blasphemer!!!1

Oh shit....now I gotta go hit up the UK to show my support of bacon tourism.

good food is worth the effort.

 

[Recidiva]

*shudder* blasphemer!!!1

good food is worth the effort.

I'm a fan of fast and slow food, as suits my mood.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bacon will kill you.

You fuckers should have some oatmeal or a salad or something.

 

[Recidiva]

Bacon will kill you.

You fuckers should have some oatmeal or a salad or something.

Really good salad: Spinach, caesar dressing, bacon and croutons.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lettuce and a little pepper.

Not too much pepper.

 

[Recidiva]

Lettuce and a little pepper.

Not too much pepper.

Sounds like chewing on spicy wet paper.

 

[naughtycakes]

i drive all the way to the smoke house at orford ness for my bacon.
outdoor reared piggies, no added water, slow smoked over oakwood.

http://www.richardsonssmokehouse.co.uk/

i'll pass on the store bought stuff.
*bacon snob*

Now I'm even more jealous!

It could work...but I think I'm going for the pant's shirt combo.

Good call, frying bacon naked is NOT a good idea.

 

[BotanyBoy]

good food is worth the effort.

Indeed. Esp if you can make it so that one can enjoy the good food while in the nude because naked bacon munchies are the best.

Good call, frying bacon naked is NOT a good idea.

No but eating it is....I just occasionally get to lazy to put clothes on and take them back off again.

 

[cjh]

I had a BLT for lunch yesterday, and another for dinner.

Beautiful tomatoes.

Duke's mayo.

Homemade bread.

Great eats.

But, I'm baconed out.

 

[1sickbastard]

didn't work. i'm full of raisin bran and donuts. there's no room for bacon.

There's always room for bacon!

Bacon will kill you.

You fuckers should have some oatmeal or a salad or something.

We all die at the end. Didn't anybody tell you?

No matter what you do or don't eat,
No matter how much or little you excercise,
Whether you have many vices or none,
One day,
You
Will
Die.

 

[Recidiva]

There's always room for bacon!

We all die at the end. Didn't anybody tell you?

No matter what you do or don't eat,
No matter how much or little you excercise,
Whether you have many vices or none,
One day,
You
Will
Die.

Death by bacon sounds awesome. I'm in.

 

[Saint Peter]

Look at yourselves! Fat fuckers.

Have a salad. You can thank me later.

 

[SexyWench]

Look at yourselves! Fat fuckers.

Have a salad. You can thank me later.

Awww, Petey I'll share with you

 

[1sickbastard]

Death by bacon sounds awesome. I'm in.

Last year, instead of a Halloween Party, we inaugurated our First Annual BACON FEST!!!.

14 lbs of bacon.

Mmmmmm, bacon.

 

[koalabear]

http://beprepared.com/images/250/FS-B050.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Awww, Petey I'll share with you

You are very kind.

 

[1sickbastard]

Look at yourselves! Fat fuckers.

Have a salad. You can thank me later.

What a treat for you to be the best looking, healthiest corpse in the cemetary!

I have salads, usually with bacon!