Tonight while you are touching your lonely twinkie...

[Very_Bad_Man]

....I will be fucking this.http://www.berkeley-girls.com/1025-escort-profile.html

Yeah, I paid for pussy.

Yeah, she is an escort.

Yeah, she could care less if I live or die and is doing it for the cash.

But at least I'm not alone, cybering with a dude who is pretending to be a chick on Lit.

Lzers.

 

[blobfish]

"Fisting (giving)"

 

[blobfish]

How much lady fist can your horny hole withstand?

 

[RoryN]

I just put an anonymous call in, and told her to watch out for a guy with herpes tonight.

Have fun!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Her hands are small and delicate

 

[thør]

Union scale?

 

[Disgustipated]

She does deep throat, good thing she won't have to tonight.

 

[blobfish]

Watcha gonna do with them titties?

 

[RoryN]

Her hands are small and delicate

Pedo alert.

Anyone surprised? Didn't think so.

 

[thør]

Her hands are small and delicate

Perfect for cock photos......

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Union scale?

I wish.

Bitch jacked her prices up when she got to Dubai. I fucked her several times in London for less.

Usually the girls jack them up higher here because they can get it since the standard of living much higher for those that would use an escort.

Usually an hour is 500. I always do the dinner date. This girl is a looker and a hot fuck but not as amusing as other girls I usually use.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

She does deep throat, good thing she won't have to tonight.

As long as I get mine.

Watcha gonna do with them titties?

Glaze them

Pedo alert.

Anyone surprised? Didn't think so.

Pipe down Casper

Perfect for cock photos......

When I call for a girl small hands are a prerequisite. Makes me feel all manly and stuff.

 

[RoryN]

When I call for a girl small hands are a prerequisite.

*snicker*

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

*snicker*

that's the point.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Follow the lead of our politicians. Include it as a tax write off.

 

[warrior queen]

I give all that, and more, to my man for FREE.
Just sayin'.

 

[Liar]

Not quite sure why mr VBM acts as if that is some sort of achivement.

 

[clutch1]

I'm surprised she didn't stay in London for the Olympics, she could of gone for gold in watersports.

 

[clutch1]

Gold in watersports, don't ya get it?

 

[ivantheterrible]

eh, so you bought a hooker. you and she knows what the deal is, no beating around the bush, no wondering if the other finds you attractive enough to fuck. no problem.
my last fuck last month was free. nice girl. pretty, fun to be with, but weird as hell. didn't wake up dead. all good.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Not quite sure why mr VBM acts as if that is some sort of achivement.

Oh come on. He's fucking (or by this time, has fucked) a fairly attractive woman with fake titties who doesn't love him for the price of an iPad for one night while we lowly peasants just have to settle for masturbation.

Don't you feel envious?

 

[richard_daily]

Not quite sure why mr VBM acts as if that is some sort of achivement.

You know, I like VBM...

He's far more honest and open than most of the creepy old dudes on here. Do you think that a large swath of the guys on here don't buy prostitutes on a regular basis?

I don't have any desire to live the sort of lifestyle that VBM does, but it's interesting to get a glimpse of it once in a while. It's sort of like watching reality tv.

 

[run_silent]

I've never used a prostitute but I can see the use of "I just want to get laid and then we are done". Both sides knows what is going on.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Liar]

You know, I like VBM...

He's far more honest and open than most of the creepy old dudes on here. Do you think that a large swath of the guys on here don't buy prostitutes on a regular basis?

I don't have any desire to live the sort of lifestyle that VBM does, but it's interesting to get a glimpse of it once in a while. It's sort of like watching reality tv.

I like that about him too.
And I have nothing against punters, or whatever other term one want to use. At least not those who pay well and know better than to be douchebags to their service provider. As one who have a bit of insight into the business - dated an ex escort and have two friends who work now - I can say that he seems to be what they call a good client. If I didn't inexplickably get my top shelf pussy for free (from a lovely lady who'd get a kick out of being referred to as top shelf pussy), I don't see why I wouldn't do the same.

But if I posted a brag thread here every time I got my whoope stick lodged in the ham wallet, I sure as hell hope someone would ribb me for it.