The world would be a better place if only...

[Bert Notorius]

there was this thread about it.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I had a margarita in my hand.

 

[pete]

I had a margarita in my hand.

"had"?

amateur

 

[QueenLevitra]

If everyone was taupe.

 

[Bert Notorius]

grass was self cutting.

 

[blobfish]

If the whole world could smell me after a good shower.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Deer knew how to stop and look both ways.

 

[blobfish]

If dickies were three inches longer and spines were three inches shorter.

 

[QueenLevitra]

If dickies were three inches longer and spines were three inches shorter.

Stop with the pooch envy.

 

[blobfish]

Stop with the pooch envy.

I just wish that every man could be as happy as me.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I just wish that every man could be as happy as me.

You'd be happier if you signed off and went outside in the fresh air.

Just sayin'

 

[QueenLevitra]

the water was clean and the air was sweet, again.

 

[blobfish]

You'd be happier if you signed off and went outside in the fresh air.

Just sayin'

Yeah, maybe, but I have a nice ass indent going in my chair right now, and I really don't want to screw that up.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Yeah, maybe, but I have a nice ass indent going in my chair right now, and I really don't want to screw that up.

Then you should, at least, put your legs up to avoid a clot.

 

[blobfish]

Then you should, at least, put your legs up to avoid a clot.

Behind my head?

 

[QueenLevitra]

Behind my head?

Kill 2 birds plus the perfect opportunity to bleach that ass.

 

[blobfish]

Kill 2 birds plus the perfect opportunity to bleach that ass.

That's a good idea. Right now it looks like the chimney of a gingerbread house.

 

[QueenLevitra]

That's a good idea. Right now it looks like the chimney of a gingerbread house.

Neci caught you with the strap on.

Good for her.

 

[blobfish]

Neci caught you with the strap on.

Good for her.

Neci pokes that thing everywhere. Sooner or later, she's bound to make contact.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Chestnut trees were still abundant.

 

[Bert Notorius]

guns were made of cheese.

 

[Bert Notorius]

blobfish wasn't such a post whore.

 

[blobfish]

blobfish wasn't such a post whore.

You know you like them!

 

[Bert Notorius]

the humidity wasn't 94%.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

If everyone had enough to eat and clean water was abundant.