Manu is currently performing maintenance...

[islandman]

...on Twitter.

Please stand by.


Regards,

A fellow twatter

 

[Wings]

...on Twitter.

Please stand by.


Regards,

A fellow twatter

God, I have so much to say and no where to say it!

I'm going through withdrawals!

 

[islandman]

God, I have so much to say and no where to say it!

I'm going through withdrawals!

Your grammar skills are already regressing!

Strunck & White, stat!

 

[Wings]

Your grammar skills are already regressing!

Strunck & White, stat!

Shit!!!

 

[blobfish]

He should do some maintenance on neci's sweet ass.

 

[Wings]

Since I can't post it there I'll post it here:

Today has been one weird effing day!

One of my guys rubbed my upper arm and I was all...wtf???

He said he wanted to see how soft my skin was, apparently as soft as baby skin.

Then my mechanic said I needed a hug.

Is it sexually harass Angel day?

 

[Recidiva]

*shakes fist*

I'm not getting my updates from Al Jazeera and Reuters! Stuff might happen!

 

[islandman]

*shakes fist*

I'm not getting my updates from Al Jazeera and Reuters! Stuff might happen!

When something happens, I turn to twiiter.

What now?

 

[Recidiva]

When something happens, I turn to twiiter.

What now?

Okay...everyone promise that nothing is going to happen.

Don't make me turn on the TV. Don't!

 

[islandman]

Since I can't post it there I'll post it here:

Today has been one weird effing day!

One of my guys rubbed my upper arm and I was all...wtf???

He said he wanted to see how soft my skin was, apparently as soft as baby skin.

Then my mechanic said I needed a hug.

Is it sexually harass Angel day?

Isn't that everyday?

 

[neci]

if his cock shows up over there, i just may have to join.

 

[Wings]

Isn't that everyday?

No, thankfully.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

...on Twitter.

Please stand by.


Regards,

A fellow twatter

They just reported the Twitter outage on the BBC radio news! What's the world coming to?

 

[islandman]

They just reported the Twitter outage on the BBC radio news! What's the world coming to?

We don't get that here!

Please continue to monitor and report any new developments to this thread.

 

[islandman]

No, thankfully.

Better than a kiss with a fist.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

We don't get that here!

Please continue to monitor and report any new developments to this thread.

Yessir!

 

[Wings]

Better than a kiss with a fist.

Exactly why I lost that moniker.

 

[blobfish]

Better than a kiss with a fist.

That's called an "Irish kiss".

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

That's called an "Irish kiss".

Racist!

 

[islandman]

Racist!

My mum makes the best Irish soda bread.

We just call it yummy.

 

[blobfish]

Racist!

Shut up before I give you an Irish hug!

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

My mum makes the best Irish soda bread.

We just call it yummy.

Warm, with melting butter, it's the ultimate comfort food

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Shut up before I give you an Irish hug!

As long as it doesn't involve Leprechauns - bring it.

 

[blobfish]

Shut up before I give you an Irish hug!

I was just joking. I would not do that. I might give you an Irish shackle, though.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Good work, Manu!