The Last Thing You Thought...

[Deleted member 1126402]

ooof!!

lemmego!lemmego!lemmego!lemmego!lemmego!

Nope.

 

[zydrate]

Nope.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/crossed-arms-michael-jones.jpg

FINE!​

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/crossed-arms-michael-jones.jpg

FINE!​

You know you like it.
*cuddles*

 

[zydrate]

You know you like it.
*cuddles*

Mmmm, yeah... snuggles

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/crossed-arms-michael-jones.jpg

FINE!​

Zy is naked!

 

[zydrate]

Zy is naked!

Yup! I'm home alone... Ooooo

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Yup! I'm home alone... Ooooo

Not anymore!

*goes to find his car keys*

 

[Deleted member 1126402]

Zy is naked!

She always is... in my head at least or wearing something sexy.

 

[zydrate]

Not anymore!

*goes to find his car keys*

woohoo!!! gets the oils, lubes, toys and other things ready

She always is... in my head at least or wearing something sexy.

awww, that's sweet! I like

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

woohoo!!! gets the oils, lubes, toys and other things ready

Other things?!


*gets in the car*

*speeds*

*gets pulled over*

*tells the cop he's got somewhere to be*

*is arrested*

*cries*

*learns crying in jail is a mistake*

*wonders where it all went wrong*

*thinks it all started with zy and her other things*

*thus, blames it all on her*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Other things?!


*gets in the car*

*speeds*

*gets pulled over*

*tells the cop he's got somewhere to be*

*is arrested*

*cries*

*learns crying in jail is a mistake*

*wonders where it all went wrong*

*thinks it all started with zy and her other things*

*thus, blames it all on her*

*hears about it on the police scanner*

*makes mental note to send SB some poly grip (not for his teeth either)*

 

[zydrate]

Other things?!


*gets in the car*

*speeds*

*gets pulled over*

*tells the cop he's got somewhere to be*

*is arrested*

*cries*

*learns crying in jail is a mistake*

*wonders where it all went wrong*

*thinks it all started with zy and her other things*

*thus, blames it all on her*

*pays SB a conjugal visit*

 

[ScifiFangirl]

Other things?!


*gets in the car*

*speeds*

*gets pulled over*

*tells the cop he's got somewhere to be*

*is arrested*

*cries*

*learns crying in jail is a mistake*

*wonders where it all went wrong*

*thinks it all started with zy and her other things*

*thus, blames it all on her*

What did we learn? Don't put up with basic cable. Get direct TV.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*hears about it on the police scanner*

*makes mental note to send SB some poly grip (not for his teeth either)*

Oh Cait... always so helpful.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*pays SB a conjugal visit*

*stops blaming zy*

*starts doing other things to zy!*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

What did we learn? Don't put up with basic cable. Get direct TV.

*Laughs*

I already have DirecTV!

 

[TongueLust]

They are so deliciously naughty, there is nothing like a seasoned tongue.

 

[zydrate]

They are so deliciously naughty, there is nothing like a seasoned tongue.

Yes, we get it already... seasoned or non-seasoned... it all depends on your cholesterol!!

 

[ScifiFangirl]

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/crossed-arms-michael-jones.jpg

FINE!​

O_O

...

U can haz whatever you want.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Oh Cait... always so helpful.

I do try. *blows him a kiss from afar*

 

[TongueLust]

Yes, we get it already... seasoned or non-seasoned... it all depends on your cholesterol!!

Okay...

 

[DarkWarrioress]

LT~

I need to get into the shower.

 

[zydrate]

damn pic threads are distracting me!!!

 

[palemoon2035]

damn pic threads are distracting me!!!

*pulls a blanket over the pic threads*

There, out of sight, out of mind.

 

[zydrate]

*pulls a blanket over the pic threads*

There, out of sight, out of mind.

screams

OMG, they disappeared!!!!!