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Would you fuck George Carlin?

Not now, no. But back in the day when he was, you know, breathing. He might have had a chance.
 
if i were a woman and he were still alive, i'd sit on his face... until he stopped breathing.

srsly, i never found that cranky old fuck to be even remotely funny.
 
pete1968 said:
if i were a woman and he were still alive, i'd sit on his face... until he stopped breathing.

srsly, i never found that cranky old fuck to be even remotely funny.
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WTF? Not even the Seven Dirty Words?
 
Bidin~Time said:
Not now, no. But back in the day when he was, you know, breathing. He might have had a chance.
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I'm invoking the historical sex partner rule, which states "For any would you do question involving a dead person, you can choose any legal age during their actual life span."

George probably always had pretty good dope, so you never know.
 
Blob....

blobfish said:
Does sense of humour make up for looks?
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No, I would never.. Duh! Especially now that he happens to be DEAD. Humour does make up for good looks. Beauty fades, good personality endures. Bursting to tell dead guy hard penis jokes now huh, Blob
 
deehere said:
No, I would never.. Duh! Especially now that he happens to be DEAD. Humour does make up for good looks. Beauty fades, good personality endures. Bursting to tell dead guy hard penis jokes now huh, Blob
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Stalker!
 
I totally would. He's hilarious! Anyone who's made me laugh that many time deserves at least a blowjob.
 
Confidence and a sense of humor without being overtly fake macho is very sexy. The latest guy I've been wanting to hit on turned out to be gay... go figure. :rolleyes: You wouldn't think so just by his looks but they probably call him a bear. I think he's figuring it out that I know without me outright saying so. We still goof around but I'm not directly flirting.
 
Absolutely! He wasn't just funny. He was cerebrally funny. There's a difference and it goes a long way...

And he probably had some pretty good weed too. A long haired, hippy dippy dude with brains, humour, and good drugs. What's not to love?
 
I wouldn't fuck him, but man, was he awesome!

"There's a reason for this, there's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got... because the owners of this country don’t want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good, honest, hard-working people continue — these are people of modest means — continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all! At all! At all! And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it."

-- George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
 
I would've, back in his living days. Furthermore, I would wait in line to give Lewis Black a blowjob, right now, today. So yes, humor can overcome appearance, at least for me.
 
Yes, I totally would have. Smart & funny gets my panties off faster than anything.
 
KingOrfeo said:
I wouldn't fuck him, but man, was he awesome!

"There's a reason for this, there's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got... because the owners of this country don’t want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good, honest, hard-working people continue — these are people of modest means — continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all! At all! At all! And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it."

-- George Carlin, Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
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Wow... And I'lll add farsighted to his list of coolness.
 
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