Fred Willard jerks off

Why did he not jerk off to Internet porn like everybody else?
 
Why can't he just go to the library to whack it like the rest of the old fucks?
 
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Don't celebrities usually graduate from get caught with their skirts/pants off in their mid twenties and once you pass fifty the thing all the cool kids do is shout about how jews are responsible for all the world's problems and how their ex's are dirty whores?
 
should have cut that hole out in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

Criminy, don't the nabbing authorities have anything better to do?

Wonder if they enjoyed the movie.
 
should have cut that hole out in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

Criminy, don't the nabbing authorities have anything better to do?

Wonder if they enjoyed the movie.

You mean Anchorman or the porno?
 
The police "inspecting" an adult theater. HAHAHAHAH

Somebody obviously mis-spelled the roster or something.

WTF?

What surprises me most is that they still show porn in theaters. Who pays for porn? Fucking one percenter.
 
What surprises me most is that they still show porn in theaters. Who pays for porn? Fucking one percenter.

I'm fixin' to get all up in yo face! :cattail:

I'm another adult industry retailer who's taken the heat the last 30 years from all fronts to keep this industry alive for the consumers.

Suddenly, the internet.

Have at the amateur stuff....that's all you're going to end up with.

Piracy is killing this industry.
As it is music, mainstream entertainment, etc.

Where do people think that just because something is on the internet, it's free? Much of it's also illegal.

Would you put tons of money into a production that you'd make no return on because it's stolen and distributed for free? doubt it.

Ok....endrant/ :)
 
I'm fixin' to get all up in yo face! :cattail:

I'm another adult industry retailer who's taken the heat the last 30 years from all fronts to keep this industry alive for the consumers.

Suddenly, the internet.

Have at the amateur stuff....that's all you're going to end up with.

Piracy is killing this industry.
As it is music, mainstream entertainment, etc.

Where do people think that just because something is on the internet, it's free? Much of it's also illegal.

Would you put tons of money into a production that you'd make no return on because it's stolen and distributed for free? doubt it.

Ok....endrant/ :)

Youtube begs to differ. It turns out people do what they love because they love it, it's nice when they get paid for it as well but that's not what motivates em.
 
I'm fixin' to get all up in yo face! :cattail:

I'm another adult industry retailer who's taken the heat the last 30 years from all fronts to keep this industry alive for the consumers.

Suddenly, the internet.

Have at the amateur stuff....that's all you're going to end up with.

Piracy is killing this industry.
As it is music, mainstream entertainment, etc.

Where do people think that just because something is on the internet, it's free? Much of it's also illegal.

Would you put tons of money into a production that you'd make no return on because it's stolen and distributed for free? doubt it.

Ok....endrant/ :)

I'll write the scripts for you for ten bucks a pop.
 
Youtube begs to differ. It turns out people do what they love because they love it, it's nice when they get paid for it as well but that's not what motivates em.

I'm not talking about the amateur sites...I'm all for people who enjoy porn to make and download their own.

I'm talking about the porn that is produced and sold for profit...

These stars need to be paid...as the photogs, producers...the list is endless.

Their goal was to make a movie to be SOLD and profit by it, thus sending money down the line to all who were involved in the making of it.

These companies go bankrupt when their content is stolen.

Thus....ALL you end up with is amateur stuff...got it?
 
I'm not talking about the amateur sites...I'm all for people who enjoy porn to make and download their own.

I'm talking about the porn that is produced and sold for profit...

These stars need to be paid...as the photogs, producers...the list is endless.

Their goal was to make a movie to be SOLD and profit by it, thus sending money down the line to all who were involved in the making of it.

These companies go bankrupt when their content is stolen.

Thus....ALL you end up with is amateur stuff...got it?

It's a shame that we'll have to watch actual sex.
 
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