The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a musk deer back

I put in an led flashlight

And, the batteries come in very handy for my new vibrator that was shipped in a package that read: batteries not included.

I put in a 12 ounce paper cup.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the batteries come in very handy for my new vibrator that was shipped in a package that read: batteries not included.

I put in a 12 ounce paper cup.

and you get 12 ounces of Tx's best Texas Java.

I put in some brown sugar and heavy cream...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get 12 ounces of Tx's best Texas Java.

I put in some brown sugar and heavy cream...

which goes all over the floor.


I put in a stick of Blackpool Rock

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which goes all over the floor.


I put in a stick of Blackpool Rock

and you win a free trip to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6kv_eGSGZ4


I put in a freight car with an open door...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you win a free trip to the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6kv_eGSGZ4


I put in a freight car with an open door...

And the train heads for the shed.
[ I got used to this one when I was a kid ]


I put in an open ticket to wherever.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the train heads for the shed.
[ I got used to this one when I was a kid ]


I put in an open ticket to wherever.

and your eta is whenever.

I put a sacred cow on your RR track...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your eta is whenever.

I put a sacred cow on your RR track...

and it's killed by an starving agnostic.


I put in a old Biro pen

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it's killed by an starving agnostic.


I put in a old Biro pen

and it only writes in Magyar.

I put in a crow quill...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it only writes in Magyar.

I put in a crow quill...

but it only writes in Crow and we only read Navaho.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but it only writes in Crow and we only read Navaho.

I know it can get confusing when you go from an Algonquin language to a Dene, but you still have to remember to put something back in the VM for the next person, HP.

 

[Handley_Page]

I know it can get confusing when you go from an Algonquin language to a Dene, but you still have to remember to put something back in the VM for the next person, HP.

Blast.

I put in a "Purple Machine"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Blast.

I put in a "Purple Machine"

and you get a string of indecipherable Japanese ideographs.

I put in Deep Purple's Machine Head album...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a string of indecipherable Japanese ideographs.

I put in Deep Purple's Machine Head album...

but the loudspeakers are bust.


I put in a dead transistor radio

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the loudspeakers are bust.


I put in a dead transistor radio

And, the Godess of lightening strikes it again and brings it back to the do-op days.

I put in a poodle skirt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the Godess of lightening strikes it again and brings it back to the do-op days.

I put in a poodle skirt.

and the boys at the hop fight over you.

I put in a '56 Chevy with a suicide knob...

 

[glynndah]

and the boys at the hop fight over you.

I put in a '56 Chevy with a suicide knob...

And get directions to the nearest drive-in.

I put in a map of Deadman's Curve.

 

[Noor]

And get directions to the nearest drive-in.

I put in a map of Deadman's Curve.

and you get a tree with reflectors on it

I put in a partially functioning webcam.

Hi Good Witch!

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a tree with reflectors on it

I put in a partially functioning webcam.

and you get part of an image.

I put in a UV filter

 

[Noor]

and you get part of an image.

I put in a UV filter

and you get no rain

I put in a tiny house

 

[stickygirl]

and you get no rain

I put in a tiny house

and you're overrun with Hobbits

I put in a fearful blizzard

 

[desertslave]

and you're overrun with Hobbits

I put in a fearful blizzard

And you get surrounded by giant icicles.

I put in a blender.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you're overrun with Hobbits

I put in a fearful blizzard

And, the DQ creates their new ad campaign for the fall season.

I put in a magic cup.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the DQ creates their new ad campaign for the fall season.

I put in a magic cup.

but the other cup is missing.


I put in a delicate strap.

 

[glynndah]

but the other cup is missing.


I put in a delicate strap.

And get back a bit of lace.

I put in a length of silken cord.

 

[stickygirl]

And get back a bit of lace.

I put in a length of silken cord.

and my silken jim-jams fall down

I put in a feather cushion