You might be a General Board Wingnut...

[RobDownSouth]

Count how many of the statements below you agree with...1 point per line...

• One gender is better than the other, one race is superior to all others, and there is only one true religion.
• You can get any medical treatment that you need, for free, in any hospital emergency room.
• Ronald Reagan won the Cold War.
• The environment can protect itself.
• It is better for America to be feared than loved.
• Only the wealthy create jobs.
• America is a Christian nation.
• Human beings are not the cause of climate change.
• Minority women have children in order to qualify for welfare.
• President Obama wants to take away our guns.
• The more we spend on the military, the safer we are.
• Corporations use tax cuts to hire people.
• The unemployed are lazy and stupid.
• Rich people are smarter than everyone else.
• We will never run out of oil.
• Invading foreign countries wins hearts and minds.
• Science is a matter of opinion.
• Instigating unnecessary wars shows your support for the troops.
• Corporations are people.
• Money is speech.

Scoring -
0 - You are a General Board Wingnut's worst nightmare
1-10 - You have great potential to become a General Board Wingnut
11-20 - A bonafide True Believer™! Say it loud, I'm a GB Wingnut and I'm proud!
21 or more - I'm a General Board Wingnut AND I use PatriotMath™

List courtesy of former Congressman Alan Grayson, a great American.

 

[jeninflorida]

Have you ever thought about checking into Rehab?

Count how many of the statements below you agree with...1 point per line...

• One gender is better than the other, one race is superior to all others, and there is only one true religion.
• You can get any medical treatment that you need, for free, in any hospital emergency room.
• Ronald Reagan won the Cold War.
• The environment can protect itself.
• It is better for America to be feared than loved.
• Only the wealthy create jobs.
• America is a Christian nation.
• Human beings are not the cause of climate change.
• Minority women have children in order to qualify for welfare.
• President Obama wants to take away our guns.
• The more we spend on the military, the safer we are.
• Corporations use tax cuts to hire people.
• The unemployed are lazy and stupid.
• Rich people are smarter than everyone else.
• We will never run out of oil.
• Invading foreign countries wins hearts and minds.
• Science is a matter of opinion.
• Instigating unnecessary wars shows your support for the troops.
• Corporations are people.
• Money is speech.

Scoring -
0 - You are a General Board Wingnut's worst nightmare
1-10 - You have great potential to become a General Board Wingnut
11-20 - A bonafide True Believer™! Say it loud, I'm a GB Wingnut and I'm proud!
21 or more - I'm a General Board Wingnut AND I use PatriotMath™

List courtesy of former Congressman Alan Grayson, a great American.

 

[jeninflorida]

Rob, when you drive (hopefully not in a car) but if you do, are you able to make Right turns, or are you so mentally fucked up that you can only make left turns when driving?

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Have you ever thought about checking into Rehab?

Rehab is for quitters.