How do you handle "Booty calls" at 2:00 A.M.?

[Shagly]

I was almost asleep by 2:00 A.M. when the telephone rang, I picked up the telephone and a woman that runs the local bar was on the other end, she said she was feeling a bit lonely and wanted me to stop over and close up the place soon then go to her place and make something.

I told her that it was a hot idea but not in the middle of the week, a storm on Tuesday knocked down trees on my property and I had a lot of cleaning of the yard to get done, I said we could close up her shop on Friday night.

 

[blobfish]

I was almost asleep by 2:00 A.M. when the telephone rang, I picked up the telephone and a woman that runs the local bar was on the other end, she said she was feeling a bit lonely and wanted me to stop over and close up the place soon then go to her place and make something.

I told her that it was a hot idea but not in the middle of the week, a storm on Tuesday knocked down trees on my property and I had a lot of cleaning of the yard to get done, I said we could close up her shop on Friday night.

A girl called you in the middle of the night to ask you for sex. Boohoo.

 

[chillywilly2]

you think you're pretty special eh...I think just getting old

 

[Shagly]

A girl called you in the middle of the night to ask you for sex. Boohoo.

A major storm just passed me by.

 

[Shagly]

you think you're pretty special eh...I think just getting old

Just like everyone.

 

[Sean]

You're a racist paedophile that looks like a dyspeptic weasel. I dread to think how desperate a woman would have to be to call you.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I was almost asleep by 2:00 A.M. when the telephone rang, I picked up the telephone and a woman that runs the local bar was on the other end, she said she was feeling a bit lonely and wanted me to stop over and close up the place soon then go to her place and make something.

I told her that it was a hot idea but not in the middle of the week, a storm on Tuesday knocked down trees on my property and I had a lot of cleaning of the yard to get done, I said we could close up her shop on Friday night.

You chose yard work over pussy?

Lame....

 

[Shagly]

You're a racist paedophile that looks like a dyspeptic weasel. I dread to think how desperate a woman would have to be to call you.

Go back and have another drink, your polluted.

 

[blobfish]

Ever shagged another dude?

 

[Shagly]

Ever shagged another dude?

What?

 

[blobfish]

What?

You know, do the nasty with a fellow.

 

[Shagly]

You know, do the nasty with a fellow.

Like playing in the hay mounds?

 

[blobfish]

Like playing in the hay mounds?

Doesn't he shave his pubes?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I was almost asleep by 2:00 A.M. when the telephone rang, I picked up the telephone and a woman that runs the local bar was on the other end, she said she was feeling a bit lonely and wanted me to stop over and close up the place soon then go to her place and make something.

I told her that it was a hot idea but not in the middle of the week, a storm on Tuesday knocked down trees on my property and I had a lot of cleaning of the yard to get done, I said we could close up her shop on Friday night.

Found one who's parents are deep sleepers, huh? Kudos and always look for the TV cameras before you answer the door.

 

[Shagly]

Doesn't he shave his pubes?

I'm all natural.

 

[blobfish]

I'm all natural.

Really? Most girls like them trimmed at least a little bit.

 

[koalabear]

You're a racist paedophile that looks like a dyspeptic weasel. I dread to think how desperate a woman would have to be to call you.

Go back and have another drink, your polluted.

What sean is trying to say is, be careful, you might lose your laptop.

 

[Shagly]

What sean is trying to say is, be careful, you might lose your laptop.

That happened before.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I was almost asleep by 2:00 A.M. when the telephone rang, I picked up the telephone and a woman that runs the local bar was on the other end, she said she was feeling a bit lonely and wanted me to stop over and close up the place soon then go to her place and make something.

I told her that it was a hot idea but not in the middle of the week, a storm on Tuesday knocked down trees on my property and I had a lot of cleaning of the yard to get done, I said we could close up her shop on Friday night.

I would say the person answering the phone fucked up. Someone else is shagging her while you are cleaning up the yard and laughing at you. I seriously doubt the woman running the bar will want your help closing shop on Friday.