The Walking Dead Season 3 Trailer

That link will just frustrate me because I will want Season 3 now and not want to wait.

So I will not click on it.
 
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours . . .

Maggie and Andrea make me tingly. I just wish they would have kissed last season.
 
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours . . .

Maggie and Andrea make me tingly. I just wish they would have kissed last season.

Maggie is really hot! If I were Glenn, I would tap that like a keg.
 
It's too early in the day for zombies. I rarely view anything zombie related before noon.
 
The show is GREAT! it's fun being from Lexington, Ky, hometown of Kirkman. He signs at local shops, and before he got Uber famous we used to frequent the same shop for our weekly comics.


If ever in Lexington, KY stop in at Collectibles Etc. on Richmond Rd. TONY, the owner and Kirkman are friends, went to high school together.
 
I was passionately in love with the first season. It was smart, it was scary.

Then they fired the writers and I spent the second season rooting for the zombies to eat the dumbass humans who did nothing but whine.

It'd be really nice if the third season made me root for the humans again. But I'll be happy to watch the awesome zombies eat stupid people again if necessary.

The end of the second season, after "Coooooool" was imagining what it would really be like to try to navigate with two huge zombies on chains. I imagine it stops being cool once they actually have to walk. Like taking two dogs through the woods. They keep stopping to sniff each other and scratch, only it scratches their skin off and gets gross when the skin flaps go flying. Then the skin flaps land in your eyes. Fuck! Then the get wrapped around trees and hopelessly banging against each other. Goddammit, I'm supposed to be cool!
 
The show doesn't deviate from the comic much.

Just remember the source wasn't written to be high drama. it was written by a 20 something slacker with a zombie fixation for a small press comic. it's good. it's real good. But it's predictable and cartoonish at times.
 
The end of the second season, after "Coooooool" was imagining what it would really be like to try to navigate with two huge zombies on chains. I imagine it stops being cool once they actually have to walk. Like taking two dogs through the woods. They keep stopping to sniff each other and scratch, only it scratches their skin off and gets gross when the skin flaps go flying. Then the skin flaps land in your eyes. Fuck! Then the get wrapped around trees and hopelessly banging against each other. Goddammit, I'm supposed to be cool!

That was effing funny.
 
That was effing funny.

Right! This is why it's entertaining to continue to watch. At least with my brain. My husband might sigh and pause occasionally to wait out my giggling fits, but he loves me. And sometimes he thinks I'm effing funny too.

Sometimes the best movie is a godawful movie that we make fun of the entire time.
 
Right! This is why it's entertaining to continue to watch. At least with my brain. My husband might sigh and pause occasionally to wait out my giggling fits, but he loves me. And sometimes he thinks I'm effing funny too.

Sometimes the best movie is a godawful movie that we make fun of the entire time.

No, I meant that what you said was funny. I like The Walking Dead. I like you too, though. You're funny.
 
No, I meant that what you said was funny. I like The Walking Dead. I like you too, though. You're funny.

I got that. I like you too. I am entirely ambivalent about Walking Dead now. It's like the second season of Heroes. Awesome first season and the second season spent antagonizing people who put their trust in the narrative.

I'll watch and hope. But now they've released the first season in black and white and then tagged them on my DVR as "NEW" episodes. Now they're just antagonizing me on purpose and not accidentally out of incompetence.
 
I got that. I like you too. I am entirely ambivalent about Walking Dead now. It's like the second season of Heroes. Awesome first season and the second season spent antagonizing people who put their trust in the narrative.

I'll watch and hope. But now they've released the first season in black and white and then tagged them on my DVR as "NEW" episodes. Now they're just antagonizing me on purpose and not accidentally out of incompetence.

Yeah, second season Heroes sucked so bad. There was no plot. Plus, fut the wuck happened to that Irish chick? And how about when Sylar suddenly became good? Utter bullshit. The first season was so good!
 
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Sometimes the best movie is a godawful movie that we make fun of the entire time.

Back in the day a few friends and I had bad movie night every couple of weeks or so. We developed rules...I seem to recall that someone must die and breasts must be bared in the first five minutes....more, but I forget.
 
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