Why, in porn, do girls always open their mouths for the cumshot?

[blobfish]

None of it actually goes in, so what's the point?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Because, my son, it's tradition.

Same reason they keep their shoes on.

 

[blobfish]

Because, my son, it's tradition.

Same reason they keep their shoes on.

How did it start?

 

[run_silent]

Because, my son, it's tradition.

Same reason they keep their shoes on.

Major snickers.

 

[loquere]

Like any movie to please the audience!

 

[RoryN]

None of it actually goes in, so what's the point?

He's itching to show us how good of a "catcher" he is.

 

[Noor]

They are trying to help the guys improve their aim? Kind of like targets in a toilet?

 

[blobfish]

He's itching to show us how good of a "catcher" he is.

Did you read the "blobfish" thread from a few weeks ago?

 

[blobfish]

They are trying to help the guys improve their aim? Kind of like targets in a toilet?

Do they sell such a thing?

 

[Noor]

Do they sell such a thing?

Yes, of course even with sports themes!

 

[Jaystorme]

Mouth open, eyes closed tight... apparently jizz in the eyes is painful!

 

[blobfish]

Yes, of course even with sports themes!

Cool! Do they make those for adults?

 

[John Doe]

Yes, of course even with sports themes!

"My Wee Friend"?

I hope no one actually gets paid to come up with those names.

 

[blobfish]

"My Wee Friend"?

I hope no one actually gets paid to come up with those names.

Shut up! That was clever!

 

[neci]

wrap lips and swallow. i will never be in porn.

 

[Jaystorme]

wrap lips and swallow. i will never be in porn.

But you are popular!

 

[blobfish]

wrap lips and swallow. i will never be in porn.

Damn right!

 

[ginaby]

it's about the aim

No one can hit the target... that the reason the mouth is open... and why most hits the boobs. I think that at that point, skin contact is a good target for them. It might just be me.

 

[MNGuy]

Because these 'actresses' are not talented enough to bring a man to come by mouth like real women can, so the men have to jack off, and the woman has to pretend she was a part of it. My biggest peeve, suck it until it spits.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

None of it actually goes in, so what's the point?

More importantly, why do you?

 

[alabama]

I thought this blobfish alt was leaving lit "forevuh"?!? I'm not around a lot but I did see that thread...

Fucking alts are getting lamer (or is it more lame?) every year.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I thought this blobfish alt was leaving lit "forevuh"?!? I'm not around a lot but I did see that thread...

Fucking alts are getting lamer (or is it more lame?) every year.

His alt prior to this alt was even lamer

 

[wideeyedone]

because that is what is in the script

 

[thør]

because that is what is in the script

^^^^^^^This.

 

[Minalick]

because that is what is in the script

There's a script?!

Bahhahahahahaha!