If you never ever had to wipe your ass again

[1fromawoodpile]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/the-6400-kohler-numi-bidet-toi-144399

 

[miles]

Eat more fiber.

 

[BossMan62]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

You aint all there!!

 

[Image]

10K would only get you 1/2 of a colostomy but feel free to shop around...

 

[Recidiva]

Worth a second mortgage, at least.

 

[run_silent]

I never really thought about it but if were affordable to me I would definitively do it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

Oh, I'd have plenty of questions. The first one is, "Are we talking about a product or a service?"

 

[KRCummings]

Oh, I'd have plenty of questions. The first one is, "Are we talking about a product or a service?"

I think this is an important question.

 

[clutch1]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

Get a new dog, did ya?

 

[Beco]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

Dogs dont wipe their ass, somehow they manage

 

[renard_ruse]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

Probably $20K American. About the price of a new car I'd say.

 

[QueenLevitra]

If I Never Had To Wipe My Ass Again

I'd still wipe it with the likes of you.

 

[blobfish]

Why were people get evolved with shit on their asses?

 

[QueenLevitra]

Why were people get evolved with shit on their asses?

Quoted for stupidness.

 

[blobfish]

Quoted for stupidness.

Meanie! It was a fair question.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Meanie! It was a fair question.

Beating your fucking edit was the game.

I won.

 

[coachdb18]

Why do I get the feeling there's about to be another Obama press conference announcing this as an entitlement crisis, and telling us we're going to have to pay 'a little bit more' for yet another tax to fulfill the reality of a government wiped ass.

 

[blobfish]

Beating your fucking edit was the game.

I won.

You could have waited a little tit longer.

 

[QueenLevitra]

You could have waited a little tit longer.

Tits don't excite me.

 

[blobfish]

Tits don't excite me.

Because you're a queen?

 

[tactful]

how much would it be worth to you?

I am talking no shit stains, burning or itching. Nothing but clean and green.

I'd pay $10K, no questions asked.

Drink lots of Red Wine, lots.

 

[phrodeau]

Why do I get the feeling there's about to be another Obama press conference announcing this as an entitlement crisis, and telling us we're going to have to pay 'a little bit more' for yet another tax to fulfill the reality of a government wiped ass.

I know. It's because you're a loser who thinks the President comes from Manchuria.

 

[MNGuy]

Depends on how this was achieved, a colonscopy would do it, but I don't want to poop in a bag either.