Breakfast!!!

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I'm sooo hungry - I barely ate yesterday, made a fruit salad and an avocato & tomato salad and spent all day at the beach with friends and a steady supply of pina colada prosecco cocktails and good weed.

Then I rode home, showered and changed and went out with critical mass for a fast group ride with stops at bars and different contests along the way.

It was only a little over 20 miles but super fast, about 18 mph and I was one of only a handful of people on a hybrid, it was all road bikes and fixies. There was lots of drinking and a few joints passed around, which made it more fun and more of a challenge.

Only two of the five girls made it to the end, me and a madchen whose hiked Patagonia for over a month, so I feel pretty proud. One girl rode a couple of miles then rode back to her car and met us at the different stops. The other two just couldn't keep up and faded away.

My legs are shot, my tan's on the verge of a burn and I'm starving.

Somebody make me breakfast and give me a massage, pleassssse :heart:
 
I keep a bowl of hard boiled eggs in the fridge. My standard breakfast is two of the eggs and a french press of coffee.
 
*pops some eggo waffles in the toaster*

well go ahead & strip, i'll warm up the massage oil
 
I'm sooo hungry - I barely ate yesterday, made a fruit salad and an avocato & tomato salad and spent all day at the beach with friends and a steady supply of pina colada prosecco cocktails and good weed.

Then I rode home, showered and changed and went out with critical mass for a fast group ride with stops at bars and different contests along the way.

It was only a little over 20 miles but super fast, about 18 mph and I was one of only a handful of people on a hybrid, it was all road bikes and fixies. There was lots of drinking and a few joints passed around, which made it more fun and more of a challenge.

Only two of the five girls made it to the end, me and a madchen whose hiked Patagonia for over a month, so I feel pretty proud. One girl rode a couple of miles then rode back to her car and met us at the different stops. The other two just couldn't keep up and faded away.

My legs are shot, my tan's on the verge of a burn and I'm starving.

Somebody make me breakfast and give me a massage, pleassssse :heart:

Hey, thanks for the update!
 
I keep a bowl of hard boiled eggs in the fridge. My standard breakfast is two of the eggs and a french press of coffee.

Just the two eggs? No bread, no veggies, nothing?

Coffee, black?

I do an egg in the morning a few times a week, fried in EEOO with one slice of toasted wheat, sliced tomato and cheese, usually feta or goat or colby jack. Sometimes I do mayo instead of cheese, but I like than on untoasted bread. Or fresh avocado, so good cold with tomato and mayo on bread. Sometimes I do that and skip the egg.
 
Just the two eggs? No bread, no veggies, nothing?

Coffee, black?

I do an egg in the morning a few times a week, fried in EEOO with one slice of toasted wheat, sliced tomato and cheese, usually feta or goat or colby jack. Sometimes I do mayo instead of cheese, but I like than on untoasted bread. Or fresh avocado, so good cold with tomato and mayo on bread. Sometimes I do that and skip the egg.

No... I'm a snacker and a small amount of solid food in the morning is plenty.

Coffee, black. Three cups in the morning, water the rest of the day.
 
I would fuck you, then feed you, then fuck you again.

or

Just fuck you while you eat.

Mixing food and fucking is awesome. :cool:
 
I had sleeping late, pound cake, whipped cream and chocolate sauce for breakfast.

Life is good.

I think pound cake would make a really good french toast too, so I can do that for you.
 
Steak, eggs, grits and sliced tomatoes here. Although it's kind of late for breakfast, so I guess it's really brunch.
 
Steak, eggs, grits and sliced tomatoes here. Although it's kind of late for breakfast, so I guess it's really brunch.

I am very happy real tomatoes are coming in season. Those "hot house" ones you get at the supermarket have no flavor.
 
I had sleeping late, pound cake, whipped cream and chocolate sauce for breakfast.

Life is good.

I think pound cake would make a really good french toast too, so I can do that for you.

Well, hello there!

I had McDonalds, number 11. Two sausage burritos, hash brown and diet coke.
 
Well, hello there!

I had McDonalds, number 11. Two sausage burritos, hash brown and diet coke.

Hey! It's good to see you :)

It's coming up on lunch now...hm...

I've got a bunch of shrimp. Now...will I have the energy to shell them...
 
Hey! It's good to see you :)

It's coming up on lunch now...hm...

I've got a bunch of shrimp. Now...will I have the energy to shell them...

Peel and eat? I had the best shrimp in Hawaii, spicy garlic, peel and eat. I had it 4 times in 5 nights!

How have you been? :rose:

Shrimp is also good for breakfast.
 
Peel and eat? I had the best shrimp in Hawaii, spicy garlic, peel and eat. I had it 4 times in 5 nights!

How have you been? :rose:

Shrimp is also good for breakfast.

Ulaven had a friend who gave us a bunch of stuff...fresh-caught shrimp and a bunch of venison in ground, steak and sausage form.

Trying to do it justice, it's yummy. Yesterday I fried it up with a cayenne batter, today I might just have it dipped in butter. But yeah, I gotta clean them. I'm not sure that's fitting in with my no responsibility Sunday. But defrosted shrimp is not going to last that long.

I've been AWESOME! *happy dance*

How 'bout you?
 
Ulaven had a friend who gave us a bunch of stuff...fresh-caught shrimp and a bunch of venison in ground, steak and sausage form.

Trying to do it justice, it's yummy. Yesterday I fried it up with a cayenne batter, today I might just have it dipped in butter. But yeah, I gotta clean them. I'm not sure that's fitting in with my no responsibility Sunday. But defrosted shrimp is not going to last that long.

I've been AWESOME! *happy dance*

How 'bout you?

Sounds awesome!! I'll be right over. I'll help you clean them.

I have been good, busy, you know.
 
Sounds awesome!! I'll be right over. I'll help you clean them.

I have been good, busy, you know.

Oh yay! There's plenty shrimp to go around! Company makes it better.

I'm glad to hear it.

There's leftover steak from last night, we could do a surf 'n' turf.
 
Hey

I would fuck you, then feed you, then fuck you again.

or

Just fuck you while you eat.

Mixing food and fucking is awesome. :cool:

Bad Man, funniest post today. I'd make her toast,omelet filled with mushrooms,cheese, onions, peppers and turkey sausage
 
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